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so if you do this on freaking basement one, you might end up with shit from womb. right, you're substantially more likely to reroll into an enemy who's outside of your pool. or outside of your floor's pool. maybe this item needs a little bit of work. d10, as far as i'm concerned, it only needs one change. make it so that it can reroll bosses. but it won't do that though. yeah, but if you can make it so it rerolls bosses, then it actually has like a productive use.
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this really sounds like a thing that happened in seinfeld. i knew a girl in high school, she had big hands. what happened to her, george? she got into big trouble, jerry! that's what happened. big trouble! how are you that good at that? that's not that good. ah, ah, okay, one sec, i gotta change the settings. fucking hell. resolution. they sounded like seinfeld.
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thanks very much dogtopus for the four months in a row resubscriptions. glad to have you. when i look at chat after looking at this, it's very strange. oh, i can change directions when i'm firing my hadouken. yeah, i'm a crab person, nicky. right. you may have seen me being surrounded by crabs. oh, i found a secret. yeah, you're on top of that. that's for sure. no one's ever been out there yet. it's this spell damage plus five. okay, just a passive upgrade. hard iron cudgel.
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oh, there we go. alright, choose wisely. i don't like this one. i don't like that little cave in the middle. yeah, weird little monument. i did change the game off eyes, you guys. you have to hit f5. it didn't change. psych! that's the same level! hey, 569 from spitbucket. don't worry bro, won't start a train today. well, i still love you, spitbucket.
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are you asking me like what's my highest score? well, like your highest amount of bullets you've ever had. not off the top of my head though. i think i just got to like 18 on the last run which seems very high. seems pretty good. i just saw the time void kill an enemy as well. yeah, i think i'm gonna change out of this purple one now. last module is really good. jump over the shopkeeper and stand on the items? are they trying to get me to kill the shopkeeper accidentally?
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i remember this line in an aerosmith song. he talked about odeon on his lady sweet pink asshole. that line always sticks out in my head. i don't remember what song it is, but i think it was from the get a grip album. oh, and thanks agent aaron again for the subscription too. very kind of you. yeeehaaa! i always try to do one when josh is around. duck game. don't forget to change your name. to duck game. legally.
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7535.520
sak head is op. sak head is nuts. it's so good. yeah, maybe they're probably gonna have to perhaps change that up a little bit. i don't know if we can do this to three hearts guys, but we're gonna damn well give our best here. i don't really know what's happening on my run either to be honest with you. i have a bunch of lives. i also have a bunch of lives. i have one. i'm just surviving. doing fine. i've got like tiny planet death's touch. also my head is a mushroom.
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oh farts! oh come on! freaking served me up! batter up man! oh no, to turn on permanent names you gotta do it from the main menu. ah okay. lots. we'll do it next time. yes please, after this one i'd like to have that on. especially because we change characters all the time, it's not like duck game. and i really like that in duck game we have like our personas are now attached to a certain head.
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two rooms away from the boss and i have not seen a drop other than the d4 that might help me. i'm gonna tell you what i'm gonna do, i'm gonna load spelunky and then when we do the ad break i don't have to remember to change the game. this is one of the fastest times i've ever killed bluebaby. i may as well just d4 once to see what happens. as the spear? is there a way that i can get a door opening? dad's key won't show up as my active item, that's not a thing. correct. yeah.
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you know it is doing good work for me right now, so maybe i should change my mind a little bit tech x is the best tech yeah, that's not even like i don't even know that's a contest honestly oh dank bum love this guy. where'd you get that devil deal on? dank depths one. oh must be nice. oh that makes sense dank depths dank bum. that's not what its actual name is no freaking the hush makes the floor so slippery man get out of here with your slippery bullshit. ah shit ah
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oh hey, two stars. just thinking about it. just kidding. sweet one star performance. hey we got a research point, that's pretty cool. yeah we did get a couple samples i think. oh now he's about the samples. this guy doesn't believe in science. the scythe. what is that? it's like a laser weapon or something. oh i'm in. alright change the game name you savages. i refuse.
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i'm the one with the neon balls. but i've never heard it told quite so... enticingly. you pair it with your phone, right? and then you got the app that lets you change the colors and then when you get an incoming call you can have it vibrate your balls a little bit. oh, that sounds nice. very incognito. is this way. but then when you go to somebody's house like there'll be an access point that's your balls. oh dude, if you could have like mobile wifi in your balls i would totally do that.
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forgot the boxes are also things bombs coming. oh shit. i'm gonna change the game you do have to do that no one will know what game you're playing. yeah. oh, is this a mod for the bunny of isaac afterbirth? nick those are tomatoes. you're right. they're not bombs. they're tomatoes. i should have all served them. raise those glitters, they're so dangerous parents have started buying their kids razor blades.
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no, probably not this one. i can't remember how to play this game. b is menu, right? a is use weapon, x is jump, double x is back jump. correct. y is change direction of the arrow. oh yeah, easy money. there taffy's now playing rocket league. well he's probably playing with banana. every time.
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