Quotes about “Chair company”
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this is a banana in a banana circle. that ain't even that bad, honestly. that could have been worse. i've been in the same five board spaces for like three turns. i'm bored in the house, i'm in the house bored. fuck, he got a reverso. remember that? on my blood, i remember that. tim robbins, war of the worlds 2005. dude, i gotta see that, uh, i gotta see the chair company.
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i see you. noooooo! come on! blavah blav! come on! alright, ryan, you got some company. just kill me. hey, that chair almost got me! can we not snipe him with chairs more precisely? just keep clicking. yeah, every once in a while they're gonna land properly. this is one hell of a game. okay, i'm just gonna click a lot faster and hope that helps. it reminds me of a blood fart. i don't know why.
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it will. why? what is the connection? because people jumped out of the building and then trampolines will push them back up in it. well, no, this is after this is like back up and in. tim robinson asked you which first episode of chairs chair company was pretty good. i haven't seen it yet. i haven't seen it yet, but i got craved for another 13 days.
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i guess i'm just like a different kind of guy because i like to do a job properly. well, this is a good idea. great job, numb nuts. shit, never mind, he's the goat? did you watch the chair company? yeah, i'm two episodes in. i like it. i still have to watch the friendship as well. i got two days to fit in all this stuff until...
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bro, this is literally from the chair company. i didn't see, i didn't see. why does this one have a mark next? this one has an icon next to it, man. i have to pick it. conditions not met. probably white.
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alright, ryan, you got some company. just kill me. hey, that chair almost got me! can we not snipe him with chairs more precisely? just keep clicking. every once in a while they're gonna land properly. this is one hell of a game. okay, i'm just gonna click a lot faster and hope that helps. it reminds me of a blood fart. i don't know why. i've never had a blood fart. in cards against humanity i have. oh, i see.
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it's called a whoopee cushion. when someone steps on it, it makes a farting sound. i feel like this is like derelict father stuff. like i'm playing lethal company, exposing her to this whoopee cushion. she's literally sitting on the lid of the garbage can next to my chair.
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get a handle on that with a lot of us perhaps myself included are going to be in trouble once we get older and you know our bodies become a little bit less resilient by default so trying to make sure that while i'm young you know i take care of my back and take care of my my heart mostly like i want to be able to play isaac for a long time dude so i was tricked into spending way too much money on a chair but i got to admit it feels amazing as soon as i've been using it i'm not going to spare as a company because
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by then i'm open, you know, elon's neuralink company will just allow me to get like a vocal chip implanted like into my brain and my vocal cords and i'll be able to like i could finally oh my god i could have benedict cumberbatch's voice that would be worth i'm sure my wife would appreciate it not as smog no or smog just just as himself. hey baby hello how you doing in the bouncer chair?
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what it should be is venom kills you and poison just gives you a tummy ache. i think that would be a more acceptable delineator for me personally. oh, i really thought i would make it. i thought i would fucking make it. can i say by the way, i watched the new episode of the chair company, which is the other reason i want to keep crave. and i've been enjoying the show so far. i think it's good. it's tim robinson and it's very tim robinson.
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