Quotes about “Carrot + hand + shake”
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and then i saw a dad that i'm friends with. so i went to shake his hand, but i didn't take the carrot out of my hand. so when we shook hands, i said, sorry, there was a carrot in my hand. and he says, that's the first time that's ever happened to me. and i didn't know what to say. so i said, don't worry, i'll still eat it. i think it might have thought it was like flirting with them. i don't know. it was, i was not in my conversational best. i was kind of, i missed the qte. maybe they just think i'm funny. that would be a first.
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and then i saw a dad that i'm friends with. so i went to shake his hand, but i didn't take the carrot out of my hand. so when we shook hands, i said, sorry, there was a carrot in my hand. and he says, that's the first time that's ever happened to me. and i didn't know what to say. so i said, don't worry, i'll still eat it. i think it might have thought it was like flirting with them. i don't know. it was, i was not in my conversational best. i was kind of, i missed the qte. maybe they just think i'm funny. that would be a first.
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