Quotes about “Carrot”
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he's a hack man. you think gene hackman is hugh jackman's dad? i think we've talked about that before and i forgot. gene hackman and hugh jackman. ah, she's the female carrot head. well, okay first off it's carrot top. carrot top? not carrot head. she does have red hair though, but carrots have green hair, so. that's like calling somebody a rock tinto. you don't call him a carrot head?
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you don't call anybody a carrot head in my chat, okay? that's our word. apparently she was not in pulp fiction. well, actually, she might have been in pulp fiction. she spoke to marcellus after he was hit by bruce willis. really? really? really? well, that's pretty weird. i'll believe it if you want me to. i don't really care. i don't disbelieve it. learn new things about that movie all the time.
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and we're doing this so nick gets triple bogeys hallelujah triple bogey triple bogey triple bogey what are you talking about? triple bogey we're doing a ritual chant so you fuck up i don't even know what song that is, it's working! hallelujah by leonard cohen oh orange carrot tumor from the shrek soundtrack wait i know that
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different team we're playing is three gap, and then there's also like a little like glow bug. what does that thing? that's uh? that's the that's the dota guy that splits into multiple pieces right as i owe or puck that a carrot. i don't keep up oh puck that's a fairy dragon yeah play puck. let's just play dota like every day forever no okay, that's a good idea actually oh hell yeah
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battle of the birds over here. dude. i'm a huge fan of eagle there it is suck it muse yo dog man, we could we could have roasted this turkey there will be roasting soon i don't know if i can roast this turkey myself though. i'm gonna stick them like a pig. yes. take them like a pig do you like raisins in your carrot cake? i've never had raisins in carrot cake oh
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yeah, how about science channels picking it up and it's gonna be different hosts. what did adam savage do? that was like four strokes. run away. oh come on! it's not the same show without them. it's like the daily show. it's like a hollow show. what if it's like actually danny devito and carrot top? alright, never mind. forget what i said. i thought it was called muff busters.
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let's do this shit then. potato the carrot? my life is over. i got a backstab on him. nice. i'm bleeding too much. i'm gonna taste potato the carrot. oh, he's like one hit away!
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ryan's been playing with a carrot the whole time. i mean there's like a drop rob hit me. i'm gonna do it. i'm gonna do it oh, you jumped me. oh my god it's alright like 15 or 20. oh, i'm gonna hit this wall and then everyone's like jump yo, i'm clicking clicking
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alright, he's shocked. he's shocked at him. whoa! he's got some sort of deformity. oh, and he's got a pitchfork for a hand. what? are they gonna wolverine claw fight each other? i think they're gonna grab some balls. that is the ball clutch claw. birthday to fuzzman, thank you. what the fuck is happening? why does he have a carrot now? his scissors for his hands.
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yeah, no, we know i haven't nevermind you wish draw then john michael a box with the soldier 76 visor do it or carrot top awesome is your driver's license a pretty good one? what then it's your driver's license a picture of mccree. what is that question? what is the answer to that? i am mclovin i've done i don't i don't i don't play mccree anymore dude. it's a lot right here. what do you mean? it's a lost cause
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what about carrot top if he was to be a musician? carrot, i actually watched like a little bit of a vice documentary on carrot top and i mean i have some sympathy for him because he's like i've been a joke for like 40 years. i mean i guess that's gotta get old. yeah he's a silly looking man. sugar ray? oh come on anybody anybody would take offense if they if they got called sugar gay.
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you can do it! oh dude, it was so close. he actually has like 5 hp. he's poking himself in the arm with a carrot. so we're all dead now. yay. alright, we got robby ninner's been killed by somebody. well... i guess we're on a luke's team now. go luke. we just follow whoever kills. like, we just follow the chain of kills. oh this dude's got a fireman axe. headshot doggy.
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