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as every video series has ever done. shouldn't have taken ippacak. could have been a contender on this run. did you see if someone could mass produce egg holders? you know the things they do for hard boiled eggs? it'll just be your head to hold an egg. that's like terrible merchandise. why don't you sell a bunch of rocks that just say rock lee smile on them? i mean, that's not a terrible idea, really. it's horrible. you can sell hard boiled eggs. you put them on the dashboard of your car, maybe.
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no, the real pre release. oh, i am picking up my booster box like midnight tonight. oh my god, we're talking about magic car wait, did you say did you say vault? it's the only thing we ever talk about. like boxes? uh, i could be persuaded. we've only got one on lock right now. oh, fuck. are you worried about there being a mad rush? not really, like we already pre ordered, but i was like, eh, i can get two. then i could do one unboxing on kate's channel, one on my channel. this is mine!
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he was old. he was robinson cham. i'm still gonna put him on blast. he freaking idolizes odb. he does. he stole car stereos even though he was rich. he's got some barriers. i love that rob story, because it's about odb, but it is a rob story. he's like, you know, that's how you know he was really living the lifestyle. i don't know. it seems kind of indicative of like serious... he's keeping it real. i don't think he was keeping it real. i think he was keeping it like...
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sunshine rules everything i do i was to do a car sunshine dicks and they were called some balls. they work. oh it didn't work. i like the face. he makes at the end making the comeback happen
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it's white. release the countdown timer when the countdown timer has a 1 in any position. the button is white and there is a lit indicator with the label car, c a r, hold the button and refer to releasing a held button. it says hold, doesn't it? lit indicator? no. no, it says hold. okay. oh, if none of the above apply, hold the button and refer to releasing a held button. okay. what's the strip? what's up with the strip? you gotta hold the button first before you see a strip.
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i don't think i understand what this problem is then. i don't really understand this at all. i don't know. okay, i've got a hold button that's red. that's how you speak more of speed. also if it matters there's a red pNL on the side of the bottom that says car. okay if it says hold then press and immediately release the button. i think we were doing it backward. i think we're supposed to be taking from the list on the right and giving list on left. oh okay. oh yeah that makes sense.
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well, my card was like i don't have enough gas to fill up my car but i'm supposed to be at a business meeting can i like borrow ten bucks and pay you back later? i'm like come on dogs it does descend into that madness quickly sometimes and by the time you realize it's happened. you're always in too far yeah, you stay away from my ftl
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i had a guy asking me for money for... so i could buy a car part to fix his car that was just down the street. that is a certain half. and after i gave him 10 bucks he was asking me for a ride. and i was in my mom's mustang gt at the time and i'm like, dude, you're not stealing my car, sorry. i gave you the money, like fuck off. that's like an escalating scam. he's like, okay. how many levels deep can we go? if this guy gives me 10 bucks i'm gonna ask for his car.
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so we ended up in like kind of a break screeching situation and then when he continued to jaywalk past he slapped our car on the hood with his hands. he has made his presence felt. no! i didn't think it was placed that quickly. there's no escape. alright, i should probably kamikaze on this one. the flamethrower was a little crazy, i've never used that before. kamikaze is what, like 75?
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well done. that was just for the lol. i had a guy in germany just ask for weed. you know what? weirdly enough that seems like more normal. it's like at least he was honest with his intentions. yeah, i agree. like with the guy with the $10 if you're gonna ask for it to fix your car that's not real like just ask, just tell me what you want the $10 for. i'll be much more likely to give it to you. just rob me. see if he can rob me. just be honest. are you gonna rob me? tell me that right off the bat.
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it rolled over my body! and then another one spawned. oh, god damn it, cobalt. n.l. watch rick and morty. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, rick and morty is awesome. n.l., that car story happened to me, but it was a lady, and she screamed, what the fuck are you doing? and hit the car with every word that she said. that is actually pretty funny. geez.
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young venus. is that the name of the character? oh, because of the illuminati. i see. i get you. little... that's a deep joke there. what in the world is this one? the most surprising thing you can find in the glove box of a rental car. a used condom full of mayonnaise, and then there's two parentheses with a quotation mark inside of it. or, altar boys. again. rob's really trying to do that, huh? double dips? that wasn't me. oh.
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lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses.
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ray romano and gene ackman is a star studded cast. what was that one about there's like the two thieves and then they try to run away from the police and they end up staying with this family because it's winter and their car breaks down and then they have to hide that they're thieves? do you remember that one?
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it's from like the 80s i think or maybe early 90s. was hugh jackman in it? yeah, they're like their car breaks down or crashes or something and then they get in with some family who's having a christmas dinner and they take care of them for a while and they don't want to tell them they're thieves. is it harry and the hendersons? definitely not that.
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he has to... he crashes his car, because his hands are made of scissors. and then he has to convince the family that he's staying with that his hands aren't made of scissors. i think... p'zai should be able to pick up items for you. it's only fair. the boomerang can. the boomerang can. the boomerang can. as it makes the world feel good. is that where you're going with that one? no. chad, it is... it's trapped in paradise. does the glitch... aw shit. they fixed the skeletons.
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everybody loved each other. you shouldn't wear a tire. better place to live. will you, uh, car? pardon me? where's my laptop? that's pretty good! i don't like that. i can't snort anymore, i give up. do your water sound instead, that'll work for a snort. i'm not drinking any water! he has his water sound today, so you know it's coming. no, he did it once actually.
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i don't let you figure it out. yeah, okay. that's i've given you the keys of the car and i gotta drive that was making a car out of it it's an oval it has to be a circle. oh, they wouldn't do that make me make like a perfect circle dude make it make a triangle i think we're on the same line of thought there. yo this item is sweet. i'm in oh
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curse of the tower. oh it seems like i'm gonna spawn bombs on occasion. yeah sounds fairly accurate all right, let's touch all the god items. i just got the baby that's also a battery and also there's car battery here, and i'm using lilith so this is gonna be a fucking armada of soy milk pretty soon. yeah, that's actually pretty sweet godhead
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nailed it. okay, can we count how many soy milk turrets i've got here? one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. that seems like a lot of soy milk turrets. not enough. and we've got a baby who is multi dimensional. he's joining the posse. oh, you mean mysterious baby? yeah, whatever. car battery for a double charge. we got loki! help me!
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i you know, it's like seeing like a family member at rock bottom or something. like i don't want to see azazel in this state. or right after a car accident. exactly. i want to remember him as he was at his height. i'll wait for him to recover and then we'll he's getting a closed casket for now. yeah. and then he's gonna reanimate in three days. 109 hours. starring james franco. greed's getting that full on eve treatment right now guys.
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so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man.
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i'm gonna send you guys some butter in your p.o. box and when you open it for your next video it's just gonna melt all over kate. you'll have groceries in the car! thus solidifying her hatred of... butter. oh my god, i just rocketed myself that was pretty awesome. are there time sensitive groceries? it's full of butter. is there any butter? are there any... diglets? oh i get it.
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there's a lot of things like i still don't understand people buying. why would you buy mud flaps for your car? what does this do? keeps your car from getting muddy? yeah, it shoots up on the car behind you a lot of the time. yeah, i think it's more... oh god! it's like a... log off! joe, just log off. up down the hall around. welcome to jason. it's a gesture of goodwill to the cars driving behind you as i... that's what i was gonna say. it's not for you. oh, okay.
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veg kim and then sidney crosby ball sized large. wait boost keeps going up. yeah, boost charges wait, i do stuff recharging now. oh wait. no, it just takes a second to start again. oh man there's like the gravity really is quite low. i don't know. what is this like moon gravity or some shit? i'm just kidding. i'm stuck in the air forever like my my car is just unruly slow got it. oh, yeah
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what are you going with that, shoshana? i kind of figure like that's the new way to score. just hit it as hard as you fucking can. just ram someone, i'm sorry. it's alright. look at the setup you created there. oh! dude, you can get some velocity on this ball. i'm expecting some beautiful strikes. beautiful. like that james blunt song. yeah. my life is soccer. my car's well oiled. we had an advantage, but now it's soiled.
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alright, i just gotta get the ball to ride on my car. oh! oh, fuck! he's... he's... he's stared that in the eye. it's so easy to die. i could have turned booster at... demolition off too. nice! once it gets on its way to the goal, there's almost no stopping it. it can't stop!
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tries to live and like she walks in and like her kid is watching the tv and it's just like blank and shit yeah, there's something going on with that. i don't remember too much except like a deer jumping through naomi watts's car oh wait, i remember that too. maybe i did see that. yeah oh no
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like eight million dollars a year, but that's just egregious service go buy yourself a car basically and also the in that article is like the article is basically not like tragic story of vince young's downfall was like look at this fucking idiot look. i don't feel so bad now he would fly and just buy out every seat on the plane and
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alright, the fighting fuckboys, the fighting bilbo cockbags, the fighting fucks, or the fighting future used car salesman. the fuck? what is wrong with us? that last one hits too close to home for some people, i think. this is a real no voter. it hurts when you say things like that to your dad. ow. no alliteration equals no vote.
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that's bullshit! that's small eased shit. all these except for bilbo have alliteration. fighting bilbo cockbags. i like that one. fox. 9%. i wish that was just all you said, actually. the fighting bilbo cockbags. aw, damn it! the fighting future used car salesman.
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and i get the car battery, which i've gotta take. this evil eye item is cool. like, spawns like a little floating eye that goes in the direction of your tears that you shoot, but it shoots its own path of tears? huh. it's weird. more tears the better. that's my philosophy. onan's was easy, actually, but... yeah, i wanted you to start off with isaac, not chocolate milk and regular tears, so you're welcome to edmund for giving you chocolate milk. if you find piercing, you automatically lose the challenge, though, so... gg.
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can you eat eden's blessing multiple times? huh. eh, why not? come on, step it up. i think the best you could do is maybe like, car battery diplopia eden's blessing? maybe? yeah, yeah, i guess that would be it. and i don't know if those two things even work together. that's where i'm coming from as well, i have no idea. oh, another guppy item! wonderful. i didn't want any spiders out of that, you dirty dog. blank card again?
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it does not, it's happened one time in history. i tweeted that picture of the freaking moose running next to the car and the dude's got the tim hortons cup on his dashboard and then the moose freaking flips over. i actually felt bad. that's a circle about an american going into mcdonalds and killing everybody with an m16. i was about to jesus christ, i was about to apologize.
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