Quotes about “Calgary”
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warblerdna jarb. hey, thank you also to penn jillette for the 225 donations. it says, hey nick, i'm in calgary and they have a hot dog place called tubby dog that sells a hot dog with peanut butter, strawberry jelly, and captain crunch. thoughts? sounds putrid to me. yeah, it sounds kinda gross.
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you know, it's just...slow your roll, man. they think they know your driving lines better than you do. exactly! you know, this is like cool runnings, you know, right before the calgary olympics. that dude is in the bathtub practicing his turns by looking at polaroid pictures of the lunar core and the bobsled course. that's me, man! i'm looking at those pictures all day! now i'm just out for a nice leisurely sunday drive, be like, gg. the torque to rpm ratio on his car isn't good enough right now. it's like, it's alright!
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yes, and your weekend senior body seen your that's my vampire. we raise a senior for the week. that's by lover boy who are canadian american hmm. i don't know wait wait wait wait. they are canadian american, but where the hell is lover boy from i'm gonna say they're like a calgary band. they're like albila come on don't be jealous just cuz we got all the we've got half of all the 80s very jealous you're kidding me
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like calgary at like 1240 am and then he had to be back at the airport at 6 am for another flight. it barely seems fair. it's like 5 hours of downtime. fuck off, austin. great drawing. ryan got it 0.5 seconds after. it's because he's stream sniping. absolutely true.
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they do have a pizza burger though. also i can't support boston pizza because it's principal shareholder is jim trilliving and brad trilliving is the general manager of the calgary flames and there are staunch rivals here in vancouver so. jim trilliving seems like an alright guy. i've seen him on shark tank a bunch. dragon's den. wait which one is that? that's the like younger looking one or what? no he's like the old man. he's the canadian one. he's only on dragon's den. the other canadian ones too.
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last night before bed, i went to espn.com because i'm really really hoping that calgary flames get swept because i hate them. anyway, i went to espn.com and there was an article about aaron hernandez and it's like aaron hernandez, you know, maybe the real trial is just starting. wake up this morning, dude's dead! i know, i saw that too. so
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i don't know that was the right pitch? edmund tiffany calgary game well it seemed like the right pitch to me but i think we've established that i don't know what i'm talking about yeah you're not good at the whole pitch thing i just i mean you know i just want to be honest i'm trying to match rob's first and then i'm gonna go from there okay okay
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calgary, edmonton, portland and seattle. and maybe toronto, like long term. but you know, if we're like, they're playing soccer against each other, like, man, i fucking hate portland. yeah. i'll be like, where do you want to go? like, we got a week off this august. how about portland? that sounds lovely. like we kind of have like, you know, we love to hate him. mm hmm.
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it's funny you mention calgary. there's like a story about a rock in calgary that just came up the other day. i don't know if you heard about this, but i guess there's this one rock and cars just keep flipping over on it. they should get rid of it. minshee, what are you doing? you gotta get that rock out of here, man. that's the thing. they're gonna get rid of the rock. and now there's a movement of people who want them not to get rid of the rock. and i just think that's so quaint. i mean calgary is like, it's a big city.
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i don't know. that's silly. we have a, you know, like in calgary and edmonton, we're like, hey, how's it going rednecks? how are you enjoying the, you know, $40 a barrel oil price? pretty sweet, right? and they're like, how are you enjoying your $1.4 million house that was built in like 1970 out of wax paper and bamboo? and you're like, yeah, you're right. you got us. you got us good, you motherfuckers.
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i looked up calgary rock, it looks nothing like a ramp. can we just get a straight answer on this story about why people are driving into this rock? i really couldn't tell you. it's stupid. is it like... so people see it.
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no, that's probably why i saw the story then because it was updated because they removed it, but i never saw that part i mean, i think that's a good thing then the history of the rock is alright sorry of the property damage done by that rock cannot be erased. you've done it again, then she then she's the mayor of calgary i'm nostalgic for the rock. i'm sad. it's gone the analysis curse strikes again. yeah, wait
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did you say egg neous? yeah. muhammad ali? yeah, i said egg neous. egg neous rock. okay, i was just making sure. yeah, that sounds cool. so that's like the news in calgary. yeah, that sounds fun. is that there's a rock that people can't stop flipping their cars over. so you can see why we make fun of them. and then they're like, hey, how is it to have four people every day die of a fentanyl overdose? and you're like, you know what? that's too far.
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man, i am so lost on these little paths. oh there's a calgary in this country. it's like a catering truck or something over here. interesting, i didn't know that. it's canada. cobalt is 100% correct. i like being correct. i found a name of a town and it just doesn't exist.
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i was i was unhappy that canada lost, but i was also like i'm at the olympics. this is amazing. it was like a you know once in a lifetime sort of thing unless calgary wins in 2026, in which case twice in a lifetime sort of thing. did you see any other sports?
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