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3851.100
alright, we need to be like better. i see oh careful in here damage five. what is the sword i have now damage? this room is a little crazy. yeah. yeah, it's a little scary in here. oh yeah that bad henryks of even screw whoever enough range. we'll see if i can blow up this tnt out yeah, there we go. oh burger bo horvat more like bo he shit fox that is incorrect. oh
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5359.100
i didn't mean to eat that burger sorry, i didn't hit anything find this surprising that there are funny hats to unlock as well and classes i know how you guys like hats. they're free. you don't have to pay extra for them how does nl lockpick with crab hands? maybe that's my problem. all you want to do is pinch. yeah pinch pennies pinch your money. hey one egg for you. oh, yeah, it's okay. that's for you. oh
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5882.560
i like it. i think the burger should be worth more than five. yeah, man. if i have a burger, i'm good for like a half an hour at least. this depends what's the analog. is this freaking willem dafoe's picture? there's a loaf of bread up here too. arrows! arrows! oh my god, this is not actually that good. you're alright, nick, watch out! you got this. come back! oh no! alright, we got one more.
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5989.920
i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe.
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4700.340
you guys see the marson yet? oh, you got a burger? oh, burger time. yeah, that's awesome. i want a fucking burger. i want an in and out burger. that's what i want. i'm gonna send you out a burgatory. oh, my god. i'm gonna be in san francisco for literally like four hours on thursday. maybe i'll make that my one meal there. you really should actually. burgatory is pretty good. i do like it. i've been to in n out before and i liked it. i liked it pretty good actually. oh!
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4856.480
oh, that's a little cheap, josh. that grenade looked like it went into josh's burger. oh, wow! oh my god! oh, you rocked me! all night. amadeus! i wanted that! oh, it's the judge shred gun! oh, fuck. i blew it. i didn't realize it ran out.
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5161.660
get low, get low, get low. adding a new element to this whole thing. look at the dunkmaster over here! i'm tired. i didn't think i'd get up there. nurncraft! thank you very much for this, mr. skipper. nurncraft! yeah, okay. turned you into a freakin' wipe on the floor. looked like that burger was steaming hot.
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5316.280
what? burger man? you got some special sauce on him. god damn you, burger man! oh come on. in between the bullets. oh whoops. no no, i'm your friend! we lost all three of these in friendship when josh shot me. oh nice grenade. oh man.
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5409.240
what is happening? you got a problem? i saw that, that's 30 moves away. i saw it as soon as we got into that position. what's this shit? god damn you josh! why do you scare me like that? that damn burger master. i hate the frog bird. the what bird? the frog bird. frog bird.
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5551.880
you're not supposed to get any windows version before service pack 1 comes out. it's a general rule. oh, you were so lucky you didn't get that was a little scary. imagine if you had roostuck inside of your burger. god damn. my body came out the other side. did he pull the pin? no, he didn't. nope. got him right in the burger. he goes running. no, seven. which i actually thought was the newest version.
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5782.580
bubba wall. i do the rock. bubba wife rocks. oh, you're on solid. fuck. hey, he's got a hard time. i didn't see that burger. good shot. call me a bubble. all those. what is your problem, mister?
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6090.440
i hate you right now. why? why do you not have a gun? i accidentally threw it away. i accidentally threw it away. don't disturb it. these are every bad thing that's ever happened. rob. you big idiot. i forfeited my point on that one. oh, wow, i grabbed your grenade! alright. i got that one. look at that bouncing burger. bouncing burger over there.
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6120.840
he can't do much. he's sure locked right now. oh, i'm jumping on the perc! that was pretty sweet. that was awesome! i was into that burger bounce. wait, who am i? oh! this gem's gonna do the burger bounce, you know? the burger bounce! the burger bounce! you say the burka bounce? no! i would never say that! you really think i said that? first you gotta generate some speed.
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6153.980
then i'll make your burger bounce. oh make a burger bounce. i wish you got to generate some speed takes a little while here ah that's my arm. that's my arm. you guys want to play that's my arm later. absolutely. oh, there's a mine. how many minds are there? this fucking level that's all the problem before it became a problem. oh
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9191.140
you guys have never put arugula on your burger? i don't put it arugula is a piece of shit, okay? i've never let that set foot on my plate you
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6187.800
dan42 says, what about the wendy's girl? you missed why that's a big fallacy. we already tackled that. yeah, we can't do that. we already tackled the wendy's girl and tied her up and put her on a truck. wow, alright. okay, no. no. good save. what?! what about randy newman? randy newman is also a singer. i'd fuck a domino. randy newman would definitely fuck the burger king. i'm just saying.
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6967.480
oh, that's i have nothing to say about that. i don't necessarily think that his crime should be rewarded with intercourse. that's fair. it doesn't have to be a reward when rob's involved. he can steal my burger, my fur burger! he didn't just burgle ham, he also burgled my heart. that's sweet. you have to say that through broken tears.
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he also burgled my heart. when you really think about it, he shouldn't be called the hamburglar. he should be called the hamburger burglar. mmm. that's true. the burger burglar. they should call him the burger burglar.
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4300.960
put him in a burrito with thousand island and burger meat? that sounds disgusting. what is burger meat? brown beef. we don't use this expression in north america. burger meat is ground beef, man. uh, are you sure? are you sure it's not burger meat?
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so with 20 bucks you can have a whole bunch of chicken nuggets. yeah, if you're ambitious like that. burger king does like 10 tendies for two, right? you call them tendies? ten what? they do 10 tendies for two! 10 tendies for two? what the hell is a tendie? what's a tendie? how about tendies for dendi? chicken nintendo? dendi loves tendies. hmm. ah! ah! ah! what the...
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i hit you with it! look at that. gimme it. what? i feathered you! i was gonna hit it so that you could get it and it hit me. bullshit you! what? i know how to time when that thing starts. i can buy so many nuggets, you're right! oh god, what's the math on how many nuggets i can buy now? a burger king? anywhere. well, you know, there's different nugget indexes.
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hp sauce is the kind of stuff that, you know, you're feeling a little adventurous and you want to make a fun burger, throw some hp sauce on there. yeah, the english are very well known for being culinarily adventurous, so i think that description fits. no, well, not. i was just saying, if anybody wants to be adventurous, we don't have to be english. yeah, yeah, it's the bell you butt, nl. yeah! i didn't realize people hate knowledge now. knowledge.
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5851.920
i don't know if that's true. no, it's true. like burger king has beer in some european places, i think. japan, though... oh, come on! is not... is not japan? i don't, uh... if it's just europe, then my bad, but i thought it was japan. i don't recall being able to get a beer in japanese mcdonald's, but might be mistaken.
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6192.780
whatever like if you're like a fast food player. no, i agree you can have a couple chickens in the back they pop out eggs overnight and then you wash them off and you crack them in the morning. it's not that inefficient to do it that way it's like it's different if it's a cow you look okay, you want your burger let me just slaughter this cow and like dry aged the beef for like ten days and then we put it through the grinder to twice ground beef, and then you got to form it in the pat you know it's that's different. i understand the whole
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then the dude who came in after me was like i have a custom order and you're like well, okay they're all custom orders, but sure go ahead and then he's like i want two regular cheeseburgers but i want you to add shredded lettuce and then like mac sauce main app very much for the reason i was like my first thought was damn this guy's got the menu on down cold my second thought was this guy goes to mcdonald's too much if he's min max his burger to that extent and
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10756.440
you know, if you want to get like a good food cart meal, it's gonna be like $11, $9 somewhere in there. but you'd be like, hey, check it out. you can get like an oyster burger from the boombox. and i'm like, i really just need like a slice of pizza. like nah. tell you what, we got some, we get a lobster roll. $22. you're like, really? i don't really want that. i don't really understand an oyster burger, but it interests me slightly. it's just a fucking deep fried oyster.
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but those are not big enough to make a burger out of. oh, it's a big oyster. this is like, you know, this is your king. i'm starting to question if it's more oyster or more dough at that point. what if you took a couple, you know, two, three moist oysters and uh... moisters? and you uh... moisteners? well, oysters make the ladies moister, that's what they always say.
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and then you just mash them up, you stick some mayo in there and uh... it's extruded oyster paste at that point. you make a little patty. i'm telling you man, they're real oysters. there's also a burger place in uh... there's a food cart in vancouver. it's called like burger 285. and you can get a hamburger for $2.85. very direct. it's pretty good, but also there is like a staggering amount of lettuce and mayonnaise on it.
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you know, they've got all these gourmet burger places and shit in toronto and they're fine but it's like after i eat at one sometimes i just feel really, just really dirty. it was a really greasy burger is my complaint. the fries are greasy too, the whole thing is greasy. really, typically it's not. maybe it was, i don't know. but i like five guys because it's a simple burger. they cook it well. i don't know. it's just good man. no, that's the wrong way you stupid thing.
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american toppers! alright, i went kid rock, you went lenny kravitz, fair enough. smothered with cheese, american toppers! double meat, please! have you ever had an australian burger? no, i don't know what that constitutes actually. i almost ate a kangaroo sausage at the worst. you were just talking to nonstop about this first place, if it's so bad why not just it was really freaking good! like, you guys would love it.
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138.240
i'm a tomato fan over here, you come hang out with me. nor do i, i'm gonna throw shade at you. you know what? i'm with you! i think that today's show, today's show should just be, you know, we have three people, we can settle every democratic dispute we've ever had, and come up with some like, definitive answers to things. for example, are tomatoes good? i say no, nick says yes, cobalt says no, ergo, tomatoes. put a piece of water on your burger!
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10090.100
i think they just took those tomatoes are from like the 1970s and they just sprayed them with some water and then they're like these photos are good forever. it's not actually water. they use like gelatin stuff for the photography. most of the stuff they put on them isn't actually food related. yeah. in canada you have to the food that they photograph has to be edible by all means. oh, that's awesome. really? i wish we had that. yeah, cause then our burger king burgers wouldn't look nearly as good.
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10277.420
i don't wanna do it on my lawn. so what is the best dude just do it on your you're gonna like drive to mcdonald's, pee yourself, then drive home in your urine soaked underwear. i've made a promise here. $9.99 from chinty. choo choo, what's that sound? that's your d, your massive d. so what is the best fast food restaurant to pee yourself in? probably a burger king dude. mcdonald's! dude, burger kings are already like real sketchy. i think it's sonic because you don't have to get out of your car.
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300.020
oh, and then he oh yes! they get him so high, he goes to space, and he comes back and he's like, harold and kumar, for allowing giving me the courage to do this mission, i give you the secret of the moon burger. and then they go to mcdonald's and give him the big mac recipe, and become fucking trillionaires. that's such a small way to look at it!
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i like it. i'm in. i'm told that it was actually invented in 1968, not 1969. that very specifically will not work for us. yeah, you just round up. yeah, exactly. you just round up one year. not to the nearest even. how does this result in a burger? how does anything result in a burger? ground beef and spices. how does anything result in anything, really? exactly. thank you, most likely dom, for your subscription as well. like from years of war dom?
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what if i hit you with that rock while you're chaining around? i would have been somewhat disappointed, i guess. i'd rather have like a weapon that has range. they could do gam cops or the 469 donation asks, is it more cost effective to buy a 50 mcnugget set or 5 sets of 150 10 piece burger king nuggets? i can't run that math right now. i need a lot of information to make that work.
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i think the whole, it's kind of a no point anyway because like we're not gonna do the burger king nuggets. how many mcchickens are cracked? 15 mcchickens? definitely 50 mcnuggets. wait, what? i probably give the nuggets a little bit too much respect but i don't want to eat 50 mcchickens. that's 30 bucks. 15 mcchickens? that's a lot. i mean it's 30 bucks!
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oh, i see. i don't know if it's gonna do anything, but it's there. um, shit. how big can a slider be before it's a burger again? oh, shit. i think if you have to buy a special bun, it still qualifies as a slider. there may actually be like an actual physical weight classification to the meat.
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i believed in myself after his pep talk. i actually agree with another person in chat who said, okay if not for the bun thing then what it should be is if you have to order it in multiple amounts then it's a slider. like if the average adult would order more than one of them then i think it counts as a slider. alright so the double cheeseburger, the two cheeseburgers and the mcdonald's menu? oh my god. oh my god that move. that is a single burger.
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it's a single burger with two patties on it. that doesn't make it a slider. no, no, i meant it's two single burgers that come in a package together.
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