Quotes about “Bucket list”
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1740.92
what if the first three astronauts on the moon were gay but society wouldn't accept them? they had to go to the moon to express themselves? exactly. you'd know they would call it one small step for man. it's the perfect title. i feel like that's absolutely a bucket list thing. the best sounds have been chosen. what else are you gonna get a chance to even like jack up on the moon? i mean come on. it'd be so funny to watch the little things fly away.
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3933.740
like if even if one of my friends is like yo bro check it out cross one off the bucket list fucked twins i'd be like are they okay like do they need are they okay what do you think you did to them i'm not saying that he fucked them up i'm just saying like mentally fucked him up or fucked him there's a difference i'm just saying like i would be like hey did they like i can be up to ladies or add sex i'm just saying they could really i can recommend like a psychologist or something or if they need somebody to talk to like
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2017.880
now three of them are music festivals and there were multiple concerts at them but counting a music festival is like 20 concerts is like the guy who's like oh i've been to a hundred countries but like you find out like 80% of them he was just at the airport connecting to like another country. yeah i haven't been to a whole lot of concerts but it's you know i've seen i've seen some stuff i wanted i saw bob dylan in concert it pretty much sucked which is fine i crossed it off the bucket list
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3561.02
oh my god. yeah, it's really quick and interesting because you can see it like on a screen but man it's uncomfortable. very uncomfortable. i'm gonna get the rebound. so you don't think i should just get one done like recreationally? i mean i think it's one of those if it's on your bucket list of things to try before you die. oh, i would say yeah for sure. but uh, oops i missed that.
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1951.500
james earl jones, oh really everybody's like i know that guy even though he hasn't done a movie in like right 14 years he's a big guys. he's all you know he's like he's like jack nicholson hasn't been in a movie since like the bucket list everybody like everyone's like he's the most famous actor in america
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2522.58
it's tempting. one more level could hit the spot though. i'm just gonna say it, we wash you. crit chance 30, might as well be 0. plus we froze a useless item anyway. fuck you buddy! fuck you. 70% chance of flicking my fucking ballsack. hey this shit is like the bucket list man, we have one more day to save our lives.
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1201.36
but yeah, so you know now that i've knocked that off i'm trying to think of like other stuff i have to do on my being an adult bucket list. there's a few i'm trying to think i've already bought insurance i knocked that out. i've never really negotiated for a car purchase and i resent that it's the norm.
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because they're like cans except deadly. no, i didn't get struck by lightning. nobody that i know got struck by lightning unless one of you guys didn't tell me. i've never been struck by lightning in my life, but it's on the bucket list. if you do, you'll get cool superpowers, so it's not a total loss. at least that's what i hear. you might be able to get lightning in your veins and then you can shoot celebrity stuff out. lightning in your veins shoots celebrity stuff out.
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2528.28
i even like, i was watching, because i had the baby on baby duty this morning, i was watching like some crappy canadian food network version of like diners, drive ins and dives called like the ultimate food bucket list. hi, my name is john and i've got a bucket list to eat all the greatest food i possibly can. yeah, okay buddy. it's called real life.
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2549.26
i got nothing against john katucci, i apologize. but like, it's just like, you don't... it's just a weird like agenda for a show. it's not a food bucket list. you got a list of places that seem good. you know, it's not like you're dying. unless you do. if so, i apologize. but, um... no, it's not the same john as the golf club. we have multiple johns in canada. um... but they were at some pizza place in edmonton. and they were making like...
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i was watching the bucket list last night. i don't watch these movies actively. they just happen to be on the movie channel while i'm grinding out tedris 99 wins. and i was like, man, this movie sucks. it's really bad. but then there, i had one great scene, i thought. and i was like, that's pretty smart for a movie.
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2195.64
and then jack nicholson goes, cool story. i don't know if i buy the volunteers part though. and morgan freeman is just absolutely stunned. i was like, you know what movie? you got one genuine chuckle out of me. i didn't expect the bucket list to be even 1% woke. but there it is. hey, thanks for watching. hope you guys have enjoyed the episode. if you did, click the like button. that helps out a great deal. of course subscribe if you want to see more in the future. for now though, thanks for watching. and i'll see you next time. see ya.
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