Quotes about “Brush Dentist”
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309.08
is i don't have like a rinse cup when i brush my teeth. i don't keep like a grody plastic cup in my bathroom and then like after i spit my toothpaste out, i fill it with water and then like rinse my mouth with this dirty ass water that hasn't been washed for like, i mean the cup hasn't been washed for like two months. maybe this, i don't know if there's a dentist here. i don't even rinse after i brush. the brush is like self rinsing or something.
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2605.220
i do, i do, i brush in the morning and then i floss after lunch with mouthwash and then i brush at night. you're not supposed to brush more than that many times. you can brush up to three times a day. you brush up to three times a day or four times a day then it destroys your enamel or something. yeah, i don't want the enamel to be destroyed. our dentist friend told me that if you can only brush or floss, you should floss. floss. which is pretty crazy.
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839.08
i haven't even really had a bad dentist experience yet. i've just had like sort of uncomfortable ones and those are enough to motivate me to brush and floss my teeth every day. like i don't want to have a root canal ever in my life. i have immense regrets over neglecting my teeth when i was younger because this shit is expensive. i've already spent like $10,000 this month.
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496.540
place stuff in my day planner. book a scaling appointment at the dentist. i don't know when we stopped calling it cleaning and started calling it scaling, but i'm trying to... i got to get on with the contemporary nomenclature. set it up for three. hour after stream. gives me time to eat lunch, you know, go to the dentist's office, brush my teeth before i go.
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1394.740
where should we send your first paycheck? ryan, man. send it to god and one million of my friend. i have to go to the dentist after the stream, man. you're eating before you go to the dentist? i'm going to brush too. he's going to brush. he always got a brush. and he's going to think you're full of shit. he's like, oh, this motherfucker brushed right before he came here. he's trying to look like he take care of that shit. i've only ever had the dentist say thank you for brushing. good manager notes are more than just numbers.
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136.66
two cavities, two cavities in my entire life but usually i'm complimented by the dentist. they say please floss but also the brushing is great. i brush my teeth at morning, at morning, in the morning, at night. sorry i lost my grasp on the english language due to the spice temporarily. sometimes after a lunch as well. sometimes i'll floss midday if i get food stuck in my teeth. i say this just to defend myself because what i'm about to say sounds like the words of somebody who has very poor oral hygiene which is not the case.
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1070.26
you know, how a dentist would tell like a six year old to brush his teeth. up like a rocket, down like the rain, back and forth like a choo choo train. i hate myself for making that reference. we're gonna steal this. what the heck is this? toadstool tattoo? like, i know what you're here for, man. these toadstool treats are mine. like, freak off, man. just here for the van, man!
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2015.38
you know, i'm not the master of hygiene, but i'm gonna tell you that occasionally we've gotten into the discussion with my chat about the frequency that you should brush your teeth. it's not a divisive issue, but for some reason on the internet it's a divisive issue. in my opinion, you should brush your teeth minimum twice a day, okay? and i'm not a dentist. in fact, you should probably, from what i've heard, brush them three times a day.
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111.04
kate was like, i'll brush their teeth and i was like that's very, thank you, really appreciate that and she does do it. they were also like if you want to get the tartar off, what we recommend now is a preventative dental cleaning where we put them under general anesthetic and then we just essentially do like what a dentist does to your teeth but to the cat and we have to put them under general anesthetic because obviously the cat is gonna freak out
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1993.36
back back and down like the rain back and forth like a choo choo train. that's how they taught us to brush our teeth when we were in kindergarten turns out we were lied to many years later a dentist came to our school and said actually you're supposed to move the toothbrush around in tiny circles covering each tooth but that doesn't quite you know rhyme as well as up like a rocket down like the rain back and forth like a choo choo train so i can understand why they started with like baby tear and
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