Quotes about “Bruno and”
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unfortunately, so that's why the those few times you're like oh is austin online and then he isn't or he's well, doda yeah, exactly like on thursdays. it's like it was not cobalt or one of you it wouldn't be in but i'm already online. well, you're already on i'm always here it's not austin or like robbed and that's that's it man. that's who i got. do you even have josh or fox? i don't know if i actually follow them bruno boulox 88. thank you very much for the subscription. oh
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not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just...
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not when i i brought my kids to see this, okay? like, come on. wasn't there a scene where there was like a little person with a dildo attached and there's like a slingshot involved? i think you may be combining bruno and the wolf of wall street. i would never do that. also the second half of wolf of wall street was so long i kind of fell asleep. wait, how could the second half be so long, nick?
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i'm gonna go with no. i'm gonna say that it is. really. i was gonna say whatever you were not gonna say for the purpose of a dynamic conversation. yes, thank you. you know, he's a very talented individual. he must have been raised in like an artsy home. i could see some artsy people naming their son bruno mars. he's like named after his father and the planet where he was conceived.
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that's one of wayans brothers. oh it's not? you knocked the fuck out. that's ice cube. yeah. oh. is that one from rebecca black's song? and john smelton. what's that movie with eddie murphy where he's a space cop? something mars? oh, the adventures of pluto. bruno mars. yeah, pluto mars. i think that's a 10 norbits out of 10. that might be an 11 norbits. wait, it's pluto nash, isn't it? no, it's bruno mars. the adventures of bruno mars.
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i can't, i thought maybe there was one other movie i walked out of but i think what i'm actually remembering is when i saw bruno and a bunch of people walked out. oh man, that one was... i watched that and was like, oh the horror is bad.
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you can't do it! it's impossible! try dividing one by the other and tell me what happens. i think it's seven bru does bruno mars is gay. is that i mean you can divide seven by four. nope, you can't do it. what does it equal, mr. smart dance? that's how you convert fahrenheit to celsius, right? it's like 1.68 or something. he says it like he knows it.
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it's a prompt asking for something that doesn't make any sense and the ubisoft doesn't make the perfect amount of sense. a really dumb name for a barbershop. bruno's beauty and aesthetics or eggheads. you didn't get that it was a far cry primal reference? no. oh, that was the whole joke! but that isn't like a... but like that's a game they made though. yeah, they made that game.
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does bruno mars is gay hey hey? no understand what that's supposed to mean can't do it out of here his bad rumor come out it's a big rumor and that of his fans what it's a meme. what's in me? i? got a law that's a long explanation josh. well you see in 1977 richard dawkins published his seminal work the selfish gene and the rest is pretty self evident. he was talking about gene simmons. it was all misconstrued i
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and all the seats were taken because i was waiting for them so i just got the last one that was left. that makes sense. it was awful. hurt my neck too. what year did i turn 21? uh, 2009. really? yeah. alright, so august 2009 movies. because i had this i forget what movie it was. august 2009 movies. alright. inception. no. borat. wait, bruno.
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yeah, because most people really love that movie. i just didn't really find it that funny the thing with team america is that not liking it makes sense but walking out implies like that you didn't know what you were getting into which is hilarious i've said it many times that i had the same experience in bruno where like dude straps his lover to like that slingshot and then fires. i mean he was on ass and people behind me were like i'm out of here. what did you think?
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