Quotes about “Brontosaurus”
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hmm i'm the only one that has a chan oh. brian, you won! would you guys wanna be a dinosaur if you could? it's like a pretty intense question. depends how big the dick is. well that was gonna be my sub question. what kind of dinosaur would you be if your answer was yes? i think i would want to be like a brontosaurus. is it for life?
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i would i think i'd want to be a brontosaurus dude. yeah, i stand on neck like a giraffe, but a dinosaur use the deal you know you're a t rex you're in the fucking food chain. you're battling it out right? i've seen king kong big old monkey comes over rips your jaw off. yeah, i don't want any part of that well, he's a bro. what if somebody else chooses tyrannosaurus? they're gonna eat you anyway, cuz you're you're big and weak though. i thought like brontosauruses had like a
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they had like a truce with the t rex. the brontosaurus is like, hey don't fuck with that guy because if you fuck with him they're gonna put their long necks. you fuck with me! that's only when you can see the truce rock under the water. i thought it was like a john wick situation where they said they sort of coexist and you don't fuck with the brontosaurus or he'll like kill your whole family in the nightclub you own. thank you rumble muffin. alright nick so next monday we're playing hitman. what?
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i have no idea. well, i'll tell you, marle. it's like a 900 word review. wait, wait, wait. so hold on a second. if the alarm is not accurate, that would imply that that means that it doesn't hard boil the egg at the proper time? so then why are you giving it a positive review if it doesn't do the one thing that it's supposed to do? no, because it can turn itself off, but the alarm can go off at the wrong time, i guess. it can't cook a brontosaurus egg properly.
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10555.300
yeah, oh that's upside down, upside down elephant. i'm really seeing the profile of a penis and it's the incredibly like are you talking wingy ball in deck like he's like i see the balls but yeah, could not. you see the ball and the dick goes up. it's one of those curler ones. yeah, one of those incredibly thin brontosaurus sticks. yeah, but then they then you see like you get a little bit of belly there and a little bit more of the
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7020.700
yeah, but if you're alive during the time of the dinosaurs and like an angry, i don't know, brontosaurus just like wants to take a bite out of you, you're just gonna go. that's the end of it.
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999.42
she's got to be like the only less than two year old i know who knows what an otoscope is. but that's because there is a book that we read, which is like, you know, this kid goes to the doctor and they're like, next the doctor uses the otoscope to look in her ears. i was like, man, she picked it up. she knows some dinosaur names. she has a brontosaurus. easiest room of my life. medical journal at bedtime. we can just have her read the criminal code like extraordinary attorney rule.
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1097.56
coconut cream, coconut delight smoothie, strawberries, cauliflower, raspberries, coconut, coconut cream, water, lemon, non alcoholic, vanilla, cinnamon, hemp protein, chia seeds, flax seeds, psyllium husk, stevia and cardamom. delicious. i swear to you what i was gonna ask is not a meme, okay? did they recently change the name of the brontosaurus to be a brachiosaurus or a brachiosaur? because...
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we bought our daughter a... i was sure it was a brontosaurus. because when i was a kid, i felt like there was only one dinosaur with a long neck. brontosaurus. now, whenever we look at the tags for like a toy that's a brontosaurus, they don't say brontosaurus anymore. they say brachiosaurus. i feel like they've recently added a lot more dinosaurs to the hopper. i thought maybe it was the same dinosaur, but it was named after like emily bronte and she got canceled or something.
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1372.84
we're going in again. yeah, man, that makes sense. oh, am i crazy or... oh, really, honey? sabretooth tiger steaks again? really? i work all day at the rock factory until a damn lizard goes grrr and then i slide down the back of a brontosaurus and you're gonna cook me brontosaur... or sabretooth tiger steaks for three nights in a row? nothing wrong with that.
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1598.78
doing a good job of sleep training her so that she sleeps by herself, which is very helpful for everybody involved. then she started to cry. like i left her in a room. i said, i got to go. are you ok to sleep alone? and she said, yes, daddy. and then i heard her crying. so like five minutes later, i came back in the room and i said, what's wrong? and she said, daddy, i want my brontosaurus.
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first off, incredible sentence. then, so her brontosaurus is like a stuffed animal. so i got her her brontosaurus and then when i gave it to her she says, okay daddy i have everything now. and i was like, it almost brought a tear to my eye. it was like she's growing up right in front of my face. it was also like a great, i was proud because
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room with like a thousand stuffed animals in it and be like what dinosaur does she want the brontosaurus does she want the apatosaurus does she want the this anyway i found it but she got a brontosaurus and an apatosaurus she's got a brontosaurus and an apatosaurus and we got her a stegosaurus this weekend oh that was that was my my jam stegosaurus or apatosaurus i was a stick i was a stegosaurus dude me too i wonder if there's like a correlation between baldness and and loving the stegosaurus oh no
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1012.96
because my daughter is really into dinosaurs right now. i've said this before, when i was a kid there were like less than 10 dinosaurs that were part of the public consciousness. t rex, brontosaurus... any dinosaur that looked like a t rex was a t rex. we didn't have a carnotaurus. we didn't have anything like that. any dinosaur with a long neck was a brontosaurus. we didn't know about diplodocus. we didn't know about, you know, anything like that. now,
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this is a ludist. it's not that. oh, it's pretty neat now. okay, you're right. is that a... is that a crutch dildo? that kinda looks like a crutch dildo. it might also be like a... brontosaurus leg? oh, come on. a thing. josh got it. what? yeah, josh can... um...
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1002.10
open the door please. while you're doing that, bruno will cook lunch. we're gonna have a delicious... oh, i need one more fuel. okay. let's not make it out of components. let's make it out of one timber instead. he'll make you a delicious, you know, brontosaurus burger, as you can see by the icon for the meat there. alright, so she found some medicine, some raw food, more books.
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