Quotes about “Bro don't call them”
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but for the most part, i think my opinions are pretty reasonable. which is crazy to me because people call them insane. but i don't mind a dog being in the restaurant. but then people are like, oh, but if somebody spends too long at the water fountain and you can't get a drink in time, you're mad about it? i'm like, yeah, because you're an adult, bro. the dog's not part of society. no disrespect.
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it's like no use for it. i don't think it's cell phones. there's no cell phones gonna be like number two, bro. dude, that was my number one or two. really? imagine you just got like, hey, you got some deodorant. i gotta make a call. boop. now it's i got another iphone shaped like a speed stick. i'm gonna have so many. i have so much money. i'll just turn the, i'll throw them in the trash after i, after i check my email, i'll just throw it in the trash. you're a piece of shit.
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i'm winged them. there's an invisible man. there's four people. bad. i'd like to remove my tracking dart, please. i think they're in a call. i think they're in a call. that was extremely well coordinated, it felt like. oh no. hey, that's not fair that you just go use voice chat. yeah, yeah. bro, what a shot! i don't know what happens there, but good try. good try, good try, good try. we got 2,600.
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don't miss the eight though. the thinker. that's me bro. that is you. i don't really want to go backwards. one moment please. i don't know why i keep wanting to call them bolts. you just told me they're called studs and i still want to call them bolts. they don't even look like bolts. fuck! i'm so fucking stupid! it's the final round. last minigame guys. well until the brick battle.
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that's the way i look at it. if you buy it from a korean place, it's kimbap. if you buy it from a japanese place, it's sushi. it's that simple for a guy like me. the daikon is goated. it's not called a daikon. don't call them daikons, bro. it's called danmuji. read a book sometime. i don't know, man. honestly, i think this clears. this looks fucking good. that being 55 is insulting to me because like
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oh, what the fuck is that? how the fuck is a yellow cab not a car? oh fuck. you guys don't even use that shit every day. you don't even know, yeah you're not even in yet, come on. bro, i didn't know what the fuck dirigible meant. dirigible. weird thing for a fucking blimp honestly. what normal people call them. i got fucked on titanic, i thought it was a yacht. dude, i did yacht once, i didn't do passenger liner. i could have got it all but i was too yelling at the start.
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well bro just killed the whole vibe at the party. me at the party. someone next to me says do your trump does star wars bit. no, come on. i don't want to scare the hoes of the party man. no do it. do the trump does star wars bit at the party. oh fuck. did you just call them hoes bro? don't call them bitches bro. have you seen that meme? that's a quote of a meme. it's a meme quote. it's a quote of a meme.
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oh my god the jammer peck's goated bro. did kory die on the street too? i think uh yeah a little bit. fuck you. what the fuck bro i'm rescuing you. fuck you. why'd you leave the call? fuck you well not you malf you're cool. kory where's your corpse my jammer peck's almost done. why what do you mean i'm dead? yeah i know i'm grabbing your card. he's bringing them back. i'm right on the street so you could actually get me. i don't know where kory's is. i just know he died ahead of me.
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play offline to practice fight, practice fight. circle is your specials. we're talking about specials bro. how do you use meter? specials are meter? why don't they just call them specials then? okay, basically i own you. quarter circles, neutral does that. quarter circle does that. quarter circle, how about a half circle? how about a quarter circle? how about a zangief style back, forth, one of those? okay, i see actually.
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what the fuck is this? oh, what the fuck is that? how the fuck is a yellow cab not a good car? oh fuck. oh you guys don't even use that shit every day. you don't even know. yeah, you're not even in yet. come on. bro, i didn't know what the fuck dirigible meant. dirigible. weird thing for a fucking blimp honestly. what normal people call them. i got fucked on titanic. i thought it was a yacht. dude, i did yacht once. i didn't see passenger liner. i could have got it all but i was too yelling at the start.
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well bro just killed the whole vibe at the party. me at the party. someone next to me says do your trump does star wars bit. oh come on. i don't want to scare the hoes of the party man. no do it. do the trump does star wars bit at the party. oh fuck. did you just call them hoes bro?
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don't call them bitches bro, have you seen that meme? that's a quote of a meme! it's a meme quote, it's a quote of a meme. google it. mix em all up. wait what does that mean? more. i don't know either. more? i think so what does that mean? i was trying to justify my life again. i think mix em all up fucks me over because i already have good slices. i'm gonna kill you.
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wow, that was awful. okay. but again, i wouldn't necessarily call it a roguelike, but it does have permadeath. well, we could do. apparently there's a co op mode, but i don't know. apparently this is not 2.0. it's bosses forever 2.0 bro. but i'm not going to check out the co op right now. what i will check out is the instructions. one man, one gun, all of the bosses. climb your way up the tower defeating bosses. the bosses learn as you fight them. they learn from how you move and how you fight. they adapt to you constantly improving. as the bosses get stronger, they gain new abilities.
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