Quotes about "British chipotle"

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Librarian Thu Feb 13 Watch on YouTube ↗

5538.62 new british guy at chipotle. no, no, no, no, no. you can't just do it on demand, okay? well, we can do it on demand, but only when i demand because i'm the guy doing it. all right, dude, we need to bring back real sketch comedy because british chipotle would be fucking crazy, man. british chipotle has the potential to be one of the top snl sketches of the last 10 years. chipotle, i'll just go to the writer's room. we already have like a few good sketches, okay? Search ↗
5567.24 one of the sketches is british chipotle. another one is the proliferation of streaming services, but instead we give them all dirty names. it's on clit, bro. it's on the front page of labia right now. justin time machine. oh, that's true! if we can get justin on board. guy who uses a time machine to suck his dad's dick so he never comes to be born. and as he sucks it, Search ↗
5820.82 liverpool fans sweating trying to defend luis suarez. liverpool fans sweating because they're at british chipotle and they've never been before so they don't really know what the ordering process is like. they don't know whether you line up at the left and pay on the right or line up at the right and pay on the left. there's no signs or anything. Search ↗

Northernlion Mon Jan 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

5112.34 usually you don't restate the punchline, like in less ambiguous terms. unless it's like an accessibility thing, i haven't watched a lot of stand up on netflix lately. skip me on welcome to mooseport, that's crazy man, i'm gonna play paddleton. they should have stand up for people who don't get jokes. so after every joke, an interpreter comes on and explains the joke? we'll put it on right after british guy goes to chipotle. Search ↗

Northernlion Fri Feb 14 Watch on YouTube ↗

7413.88 new british guy at chipotle. no, no, no, no, no. you can't just do it on demand, okay? well, we can do it on demand, but only when i demand because i'm the guy doing it. all right, dude, we need to bring back real sketch comedy because british chipotle would be fucking crazy, man. british chipotle has the potential to be one of the top snl sketches of the last 10 years. yes, i would watch the chibile sketch show. Search ↗
7475.36 we are, chiblee, i'll just go to the writer's room. we already have like a few good sketches, okay? one of the sketches is british chipotle. another one is the proliferation of streaming services, but instead we give them all dirty names. it's on clit, bro. it's on the front page of labia right now. justin time machine, oh, that's true. if we can get justin on board, guy who uses a time machine to suck his dad's dick so he never comes to be born. Search ↗
8175.20 liverpool fans sweating trying to defend luis suarez. liverpool fans sweating because they're at british chipotle and they've never been before so they don't really know what the ordering process is like. they don't know whether you line up at the left and pay on the right or line up at the right and pay on the left. there's no signs or anything. beans only burrito please. take a beans only burrito please. oh what?! beans only burrito please. we're so close. guys i can't get any lift on it anymore. Search ↗

Northernlion Thu Jan 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

11870.00 dude, yes, me and the british chipotle, so true. extra fucking yorkshire pudding, mushy peas, ball grill, baked beans, please. eat some curry sauce. chips. oh, mushy peas hot pocket. i like cold beans. mushy peas hot pocket makes me so sad. dude, british chipotle is a fucking good bit, man. that is a good bit. hp, a little hp sauce to finish it. Search ↗

Librarian Thu Jan 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

4524.18 oh man, the british hot pocket. this is the hot pocket for the fucking beans. that's so fucking funny. we gotta make this dude. yes, me of the british chipotle. so true extra fucking yorkshire pudding, mushy peas, ball grill, baked beans, please eat some curry sauce chips, mushy peas, hot pocket. Search ↗
4554.24 dude, british chipotle is a fucking good bit, man. hp sauce to finish it. i feel like i'm just done with food trucks in general. they take too long, they're too expensive for none of the amenities of a restaurant. and honestly, i find the names a little reddit core sometimes. they're always named like... Search ↗

Northernlion Tue Jun 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

836.220 baked beans and brown sauce with a tomato and two cups of tea, mate. i forgot about british chipotle. i can't believe you pulled that trick on me. fish fingers, baked beans, mushy peas, extra, a few more mushy peas than that, please. hp sauce and brown sauce, mate. early day tomorrow, catch the flag at daybreak. sas are prepping for it now. Search ↗
868.980 i think we made it better. it's been so long since we had british chipotle lately. half fish fingers, half tiki masala. oh. a drink? a drink? yeah, i'll have a ball roll. Search ↗

Librarian Sat May 30 Watch on YouTube ↗

6083.140 yeah, i'll have the baked beans. the usual. baked beans with half a tomato. baked beans and brown sauce with half a tomato and two cups of tea, mate. i forgot about british chipotle. Search ↗
6098.300 i can't believe you pulled that trick on me. fish fingers, baked beans, mushy peas, extra, a few more mushy peas than that please. hp sauce and brown sauce, mate. early day tomorrow, catch the flag at daybreak. sas are prepping for it now. suggest you get some rest. i think we made it better. it's been so long since we had british chipotle, man. Search ↗

Northernlion Sat Jan 25 Watch on YouTube ↗

3573.26 oh, what's gonna happen? am i gonna get shot by a gun? you're right, i need to recenter myself with british chipotle, babe. british guy at chipotle. all right then. chips, mints, extra baked beans, tatties, yorkshire pudding, hp sauce. hp sauce? i forgot about the mushy peas. sorry, i forgot about the mushy peas. hey boss, could you do me a solid, boss? just give me a little bit of the bean juice. just a little bit of the juice. oh, that would be criminal. Search ↗

Northernlion Fri Jan 17 Watch on YouTube ↗

1979.18 sorry, i forgot you were british. i'm literally just gonna play an escape because i don't want to be in england anymore. british guy at chipotle. i'll take chips, mints, mushy peas, extra baked beans, yorkshire pudding on the side, a little brown sauce to finish it off. it's a good bit, man. i like it. it's a good bit. total recall. total recall has sharon stone, who is in a romance movie. it's called casino. not a romance? Search ↗