Quotes about “Bread cell”
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i got a gun in my room, we'll go do it together! scott, zip it. guards, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism. bread, eat. hell yeah. anonymous message read. what's wrong with my brain today? blues574, thank you for the subscription as well. corvo, who we are is irrelevant right now. just know that we have faith in you. here is the key to your cell. once you're out, head for the prison's interrogation room.
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i just said it's so hard being a word cell in a world of shape rotators. because i know in your head if you're a shape rotator you're probably like i'll do the bread and butter. but you know what my brain does? my brain goes square, triangle, circle, down, circle, up, triangle, circle, l2, l2 square, l2 square. and sometimes that sequence can run into some errors, okay?
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fuck! it's restarted, god damn it! what happened? nah, i just made a speaking error. it's okay, i'll do my best to be more articulate from now on. we're gonna be doing spelunky, and it's gonna be a spelunky daily challenge sandwich. but that's not accurate, because you don't name a sandwich after the bread usually, you name it after the filling. so it's gonna be a spies vs mercs splinter cell blacklist sandwich with spelunky daily challenges as bread. i like banana bread.
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every two cells or two spaces here. one, two, one, two, one, two will be a new solitary cell. we're gonna dismantle this door quickly and replace it with a brick wall. and i know this is gonna be a little bit more expensive than the way we would do it otherwise. and i know that our prisoners are, not our prisoners, our workmen are gonna be idiots and block themselves in. that's okay though. so i have another solitary section up here exclusively for normal security because normal security is my bread and butter.
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the dude lived my whole life in like a six by four cell. they got like a newspaper and two pieces of bread a day. that's crazy! it could have given him a kindle, really. dude, if you gave he's been the prime candidate. honestly, here's how awesome our technology is. there were probably people who would have taken the deal. they'd be like, you spend the rest of your life in prison, but you've got a book with every book ever written on it. they'd be like, that sounds pleasant.
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1658.98
because like if you have too much bread, you're like, yes, i'm such a carb peeled bread cell eating bread, eating bread, putting butter on it, dipping the bread in the hummus, making toast, making a sandwich, cutting it up, making croutons. you know, when you have like extra wraps, you're like, what the fuck am i going to do with these wraps? then the most annoying motherfucker you've never met is going to be like, if you spray them with pam and put them in the air fryer for eight minutes, they turn into pita chips. man, fuck you. nobody's doing that shit.
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1912.30
i couldn't tell you stochastically what the difference is, but i know it when i taste it. let's put it that way. i've been wasting all my wraps. i need to grow up. don't, well, you don't need to grow up, but just buy bread. because like if you have too much bread, you're like, yes! i'm such a carb filled bread cell eating bread, eating bread, putting butter on it, dipping the bread in the hummus, making toast, making a sandwich.
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1606.42
because like if you have too much bread, you're like, yes, i'm such a carb filled bread cell eating bread, eating bread, putting butter on it, dipping the bread in the hummus, making toast, making a sandwich, cutting it up, making croutons. you know, when you have like extra wraps, you're like, what the fuck am i going to do with these wraps? then the most annoying motherfucker you've never met is going to be like, if you spray them with pam and put them in the air fryer for eight minutes, they turn into pita chips. man, fuck you. nobody's doing that shit.
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then they like this lady came back, and she had two cell phones, and they're like whoa i've seen bread is bad. that's a little weird. that's a burner phone. that's a burner phone man exactly and then he's like okay i'm gonna need to like see your phone, and she gave it to him probably only legally she probably didn't need to do that, but they ran her phone through like a
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i've been alive for 28 years. yeah, and there have been stretches of my life where i've been like i've been pretty bored this month the dude lived my whole life in like a six by four cell we got like a newspaper and two pieces of bread a day. that's crazy. it could have given him a kindle really oh
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