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3687.520
i can't get the idea of like a student, not really breeding simulator, but a game where you like try to make the best students you possibly can and then compete. like do like a math competition with other schools, which are other like bread children. pokemon challenges basically. yeah. but then like you have to like petition the governor for like extra funds. and then based on your performance in the spellathon, you'll either get them or you won't get them.
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4037.140
oh my god, i'm the greatest player of video games. oh, you started already. yeah, no problem nick, i cleared out the whole room. stomped on this dude, turned his bones into bullshit. usually you grind their bones to make your bread, but you just turn it straight up into bullshit. yeah, i skipped the middleman. why milk the cow when you can milk the bull for free? yep, the bull appreciates it, like papa john. hey, hey, oh that's you. i don't know why you make your man green. green is the, like, you bit with his color. look at my ears!
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5220.340
called it perfect timing ah i can't turn back the other way cuz i'm a freaking crab still yeah, i don't think that's going anywhere my crab wore off or my mushroom wore off anyway. i don't think i was tripping i think i picked up a mushroom item i'm sorry. i picked up a crab based item. did you have your neen on cuz? then it's straight tripping. that's usually when you do that. oh, henrik's mean you're dead as hell. you can take that banana bread
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5882.560
i like it. i think the burger should be worth more than five. yeah, man. if i have a burger, i'm good for like a half an hour at least. this depends what's the analog. is this freaking willem dafoe's picture? there's a loaf of bread up here too. arrows! arrows! oh my god, this is not actually that good. you're alright, nick, watch out! you got this. come back! oh no! alright, we got one more.
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6599.360
i am like not in a good place here. there's cheese. oh yes, you're right. it's not a huge bonus, but it's something. kevmeister12, thank you very much for the subscription. oh, you're doing some good damage there. yeah, this is going alright. if you live through a bunch of these dudes, i'm actually coming back. really? one more. that's all the encouragement i need. he says before getting hit six consecutive times and... oh, it's bread! aw yeah! shrek's back, baby. this summer...
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7345.420
oh no! not a marmaduke, i said a marmazett. marmaduke? you know in that blondie cartoon, that dude's always eating like huge sandwiches? yeah, that's right, huge sandwiches. i mean like, just like five is what i'm mostly asking. how could you even enjoy a sandwich that has like nine slices of bread? dude, i could. nine slices of bread? but you're a statistical outlier.
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7371.220
that's like wonder bread. who actually likes wonder bread? i can eat it. i think it's alright. wonder bread is bread trash. it is... it really is. glad i'm not the only one. i'm glad i'm not the only one. i'm not saying it's good, i'm just saying i can fucking eat it. i'm not gonna cry about it. i mean, i'll eat it if i have to eat it. you have to eat it, yeah. you have to eat it. yeah, well then i'll eat it.
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7393.280
my favorite jeff's is the time he made homemade hummus and he's like i don't have anything to dip in it so he bought a loaf of bread and just ate it. he ate like an entire loaf of wonder bread. oh, wait, that's okay why would you if you're gonna go buy things then buy the pita at least or some flour? it's not that hard to make pita by the pita and then you eat us. i'm gonna make his own pita rob it's fucking it's flour and butter and then you fry it. that's all it is. oh
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9593.200
alright. oh. there should be a new painting soon. yeah, i'll see it momentarily. alright, there you go. it's like a loaf of bread in the sky above a beach. alright, i'm gonna hit this screw button. another player is screwing. holy moly. that's a little... you screwed me? i screwed ya, yeah. get screwed, bitch. i gotta call the bank. you're gonna call the bank?
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2025.220
three inches actually the food wasn't terrible either. what's the deal with the airplane food? you got like a breakfast as well? i got a weird lunch it was like chicken and mushroom risotto which is a really odd choice for a plane yeah but there was also this like salad and then there was some kind of grain thing and then a stick of bread with some butter then they tried to give us ice cream that was like eight in the morning
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8555.660
yeah, i mean when we die we'll all be in the same place for sure. yep, but that's not what i was talking about then all right, let's get another challenge going i would love some lunch day videos. yeah there's bread time lunch and dinner and isaac what time do you think an l? well the game comes out of 10 first video should be done by 11 second video done by noon and maybe streaming by 1230 one two somewhere in there. it's a banker. oh
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4259.860
sticky bomb shot. real fucking sticky. oh, you know what? infestation's saving my life here. all those flies turn into spiders. i love it. i think i've only been hit once so far and he's about almost halfway. it's really good. it's banana bombs and banana bread. yeah, because some of the bananas are ripe. some of them are black bananas. put those in the banana bread. oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. shots coming from behind me. i need to know where the shots come from.
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6410.860
i'm starting to make some progress here. new records, man. oh, there we go. oh, that's easy. i got the floor 4 1. it's probably gonna be as good as it gets today. we have reindeer burgers and sheep's heads. uh... really? what do you do with the sheep head? you eat it? yeah, yeah. you use it like a bread bowl, and you just put a nice scoop in there. oh, that's fucking gross, man. croxy mine. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, the larva don't hurt you. bread bowl?
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9895.860
do you want the game fast or slow? fast. actually there is no option. what's the point in a toaster? bread. bagel. you tried to mess with me? are you supposed to say toast or something to trick people? gravity high, demolish is fine. okay we're good.
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i wouldn't look at an open faced sandwich in disgust if that's what your question is. nestled right in the butt cheek there. this is all for you, sveed. that's a big old butt, isn't it? yep. this is just a big butt right there. it's a sky butt. ohohohoho! next time! ohohoho! i was gonna try to pull off a french accent. i had a feeling that might have been where you were going. yeah. what is an open faced sandwich? it's a sandwich with no top piece of bread.
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5111.280
or no bottom piece of bread if for some reason you want to hold the toppings. with your bare hands. that was like a direct hit right there. yeah it was. seems a little laggy. yeah well, you know, it's not like they have a lot of these to really practice and get the iterations down but... it's a little laggy. quite a few problems for being the 35th version of this. keep your mind open and your sandwich closed.
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5151.860
it's not a sandwich if there's no top piece of bread. i think it's still a sandwich, what are you gonna call it? it's not a canape or something like that. i see what they're saying though, there's kind of an implication about the definition of a sandwich that something's gotta be sandwiched between two pieces of bread. i see what you're saying. fuuuck. but i think an open faced sandwich allows for the distinction to be made. yeah. did he get stuck in the lunchbox or whatever that is? ugh, man, i i i can't figure out the jetpack. dial?
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5191.880
alright. predator or freddy? you guys are about to fucking eat it, get ready. alright. works every time. it's coming down! ohhhhh! you're lucky. that's just a warning shot. that is exactly a warning shot. i don't feel like i'm in that much danger to be honest. if it doesn't have one side of the bread, it's called a toast in spain. oh, okay. well, we don't have it, we just call them like an open faced...
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5259.040
sometimes you'll have a piece of bread, turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce or something, and then a little gravy on top. you'll eat it with a knife and a fork. but i've never seen one outside of that unique situation. i saw an article in my local paper where this teen got caught b and e breaking and entering and masturbated in the owner's fridge after raiding it. after raiding?
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that whole team missed! that whole team. alright. the butthole team. i just, i avoided it. i actively avoided the ball that time. i lined up for the shot and i said no. not today. you just get the goal right now if you want. today is not today. dammit. dammit the frog here. we're the greatest rocket league team of all time. that's true. they didn't get a single point. i got ten points. come back in silver one boys! ten lock bread.
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there's huge chunks of meat, you don't want that. you want like a nice slice that you can kinda, you know, layer. and also, secondary, tertiary i suppose. i hope you guys don't lay your meat just like flat on bread when you make a sandwich, by the way. please elaborate.
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3902.040
well, okay, so when you make a sandwich, you say you got like a piece of ham, right? i always do. is your process, okay, here's a piece of bread i put down on a table, and then here's a piece of meat, i will just lay this down as it is cut flat against the bread and then put bread on top, and there you go, that's done, i made a sandwich. you didn't really elaborate?
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3926.680
well, that's what i'm at double well, no, no, not just that what i'm saying is are you layering your meat properly? are you are you taking your slice of meat and kind of folding it a little bit so that it has volume? oh, i mean it depends on the slice of bread in the slice of meat like if the meat is outsourced is outside of the bread
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3953.280
mm hmm. no, you gotta fold the meat to fit under the to fit within the bread the fold happens, but just automatically i'm not like rolling my meat to make sure that it's dog. let me teach you something dog most bread is square or rectangular two folds you got a triangle you put that triangle bordered on one of the corners and then the curves of the meat fill out the center you've got a perfectly uniform sandwich
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oh yeah, you got right up there. that's a great question. gomi from breaking bad? aw shit. i jumped too early. good though. keep it moving. it's the center. wait for it. goodnight, maayu. goodnight. cool to bread. alright, this is our warm up game. don't feel bad. i don't know, man. i'm on right now. on what? not the ball. wait for it. wait for it?
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