Quotes about “Bowling kid”
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584.68
you watch that episode as a kid, you're like, this french guy's a jerk. and he still kinda is. you watch it as an adult and you're like, maybe she should be better off with a french guy. i mean, he doesn't seem like that cool of a guy just cuz he's a bowling instructor. but at the same time, he seems like he has respect for marge and he treats her like the princess and the queen that she is. dude, empty vessel is so good here.
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6680.22
planets are zipping by and they're shooting stars and they're playing like, pat benatar's hit me with your best shot and stuff like that. that's not so much for me. they got the bumpers up. people are like, hey, sir, can you play a little faster? my kid's gonna go. and i'm like, i'm trying to, this is a league game. i'm in an asynchronous league game. hey, mad dog nation, by the way, thank you for the gifted subscriptions. must be a bowling alley owner who hates cosmic bowling.
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2216.82
and my spidey sense is telling me. first off, this looks like when you go to a bowling alley after 6pm for a kid's birthday party. we're on real cosmic bowling hours, but i'm being... a little isaac cartographical knowledge is whispering in my ear going, don't take the shortest path. the shortest path is rarely the correct path. sometimes you gotta do a little ring around the rosy first.
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3017.02
i've just been using it for no reason. yummy. so what's the ticket here? if we can live... you gotta spin that, you gotta spin that. live and then buy two upgrades. had to be done. get out of there kid! there you go, you got them all on one side of you. keep it on one... oh, why would you stand next to the exploding guy? i need your gun. okay, thank you. that's one way to do it. nice try scumbag. hey cousin, let's go bowling. four.
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1259.620
good shot, joe. good shot. well played. i gotta give him an easy clap on that one. he knows what he's doing. seven discord messages. holy cow. anybody want to do some bowling? guys, the new nintendo console came out and apparently there's a goated bowling game. nah, i can't watch summer game fest. i gotta pick up my kid from school early and take her to like this, uh, dysfunction. me and e cap. let's do this.
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847.52
is that, you know, one of the, if you haven't seen the movie. it's a washed up ex professional bowler. i'll just take it. he sees there's a tournament in reno for bowling but he's got a hand that has been mulled in a mafia related incident and he can't bowl so he wants to train someone to bowl and then they'll split the million dollars. the amish kid that he trains is actually like 40, is randy quaid. god bless him. and uh...
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497.240
oh man yeah they bold and dashed but like and like i was a broke kid so i i also bowled and dashed with them i wasn't gonna stay there and take the heat but i left my uh hundred dollar bowling shoes oh no and i couldn't really go back i'm like hey guys i left these here
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1282.140
is he good? like what's his score? does anybody know? i only ever see that kid bowling strikes, so there's something going on. i mean in one of these pictures he's holding a big check or like a it's a tournament bracket that he won in the under 12 division. i guess the practice the other night helped got the dub and on to the national championship. holy cow. holy!
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532.46
i'm gonna quit spectating. i'm just hanging out with this weirdo on the sofa. that was a good game though. we had no open frames. i was at least hoping they would let me like stay in. i was hoping they'd let me finish out the 10 frames that i paid for. i could still, three strikes in a row, that's a 205 man. i know you're gonna be like, it's a 185? i promise you it's a 205. take it from somebody that was in bowling for like three years as a kid.
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2935.18
it doesn't control for spin anymore. they don't it doesn't in wii bowling, you can go like this and then hold the trigger and go, and that shit would come off like a beyblade. these cheap motion controls are only good for kid games like splatoon 2. whatever. pay out the doubters. can you just get a strike so i can leave the lobby? one more, i believe in you. okay, one more, one more. at least they didn't come in last this time.
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1737.30
buy them all popcorn and everything. it'd be dad of the year for like every kid. no doubt about it dude i have these stories that live in my head like rent free until i close my eyes every night and then it's like i'm paying rent on them. so it's like seventh or eighth grade birthday party for one of my friends we went to the napanee bowling lanes
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1827.30
the kid comes up to me and talks to me and says, hey, just so you know, those games that we bowled yesterday weren't free. they charged my dad when we left the bowling alley. it was like an extra 80 or 90 bucks or something like that. i was like, oh. so you never got invited to another party? no, i never got invited to his birthday party. i don't know if it had something to do with that, but i guess anything's possible.
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927.66
you know, the generations before it were ben affleck would beat you over the butt with a paddle for being a nerd. but like, i was definitely like, please don't call my name at the assembly and tell people i won the local chess tournament. i don't want anybody to know that i'm not cool. but as a kid, i also bowled in a league. and once a year, we would go to the provincial bowling championships in burlington, ontario. once it was in oshawa.
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957.68
during warm ups cuz you know you got oh you got a warm up that bowling arm a little bit you're like a 12 year old kid throwing a ball. that's 14 pounds down the lane you got it. well. you don't get the muscle warmed up, but they always played three songs i
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