Quotes about “Bowling”
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9300.340
freaking maple leaf is always bowling that shit with their lunchables. it's like the most precious thing in a freaking grocery store parents buy that for the kids they send them off to school and kids are coming home with gonorrhea my lunchables say it's funny although the pizzas were good pretty good like south park kid there. i would love to be a voice actor on south park. i
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9357.860
please, just please put that thank you. alright, at least it's not another shutout. we know that already. nine seconds in. i saw it 35 meters in advance. whoops. this is like car chess, okay? all your moves at 14 moves in advance. that was like car bowling just there. ah! ah! i'm trying to body block. oh god! nope, that's... nope. there we go.
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10555.440
god you lose with the cobalt shotgun something's gone terribly wrong. you know movies probably really bad, but i remember it fondly it was a mystery man it's pretty okay. get a scorpion in his bowling ball. that's pretty wild yep. that's fair. that's what i remember about that yeah, yeah, you did kill him
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7758.260
all right, all right nick. tell me a shoe you would never wear to a formal fucking bowling shoes man never wear them ever that means you stole them from the bowling alley man i might have bought my own cuz i'm a pro bowler bowling shoes is an x i own my own bowling shoes man look okay? that's fine. it is an x plops i just say that you implied that i am a thief because of your need to not only why do you own your own bowling shoes?
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7781.140
cuz i used to be in a league man when i was a kid. i was in a league too, but like three years i've never owned my own bowling shoes. well maybe we missed out. wait, how did we be in a league for three years and not own bowling shoes? they gave it to us for free with our league entry. mine didn't. oh well you didn't mention that you scum. oh it's part of the league fees. no it's not.
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7867.200
that's a good answer! tear up the dance floor. kaleets is a great answer, it's much better than bowling shoes, i'll tell you that much. i mean bowling shoes are just the kaleets of the alley. alright nick. they are though. name something you might do if you found out your house was haunted. move? no, this is nick's turn. nick just went! i'd call an exorcist, he just picks me every time now.
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10494.040
why would your dick be in area 51? it's like a myth or something? something you should never say as the captain of a bowling team. chips ahoy? fox, what does this even mean? chips ahoy? or yeah chuck, finker that ball. chips ahoy. what does that even mean, chips ahoy? i would love some detail.
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1352.560
i wouldn't love to see that actually at all. throw that shit in the bowling ball polisher and just see what happens. let it tumble for a while. it's not gonna tumble, it's gonna slosh and that's gonna be the end of your bowling ball polisher. that's... my favorite sentence i've said today. yes, uh... how'd you know what i called my, uh... my right testicle? the bowling ball polisher? yeah. you might be saying that doesn't make any sense. i say, uh, well you don't make any dollars. it's a fiscal insult i didn't intend it to be.
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2957.240
i am waffle boy and this is you know or i am pencil man oh my son waffle boy i'm thinking of like the lit one where they all have weird bowling balls and then i assume that was also mystery men because the bowling ball my reaction when it is lit as fuck fam my own worst enemy that song yeah and an ant ant ant ant ant yeah they go bowling and it looks just like that movie
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2412.200
black sheep. the bowling movie, the one where they try to bowl and then it's like kick ass. i never saw the bowling movie. are you talking about bowling for columbine? kingpin. kingpin? there is a recent sequel to it that's only on the internet. the big bowling for columbine. nope.
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6805.840
alright, that's how we're going back to gang beasts in like two seconds anyway. i never real good. yeah for now thanks for watching. we'll be back in two minutes three minutes. see you soon play time you know what they should make they should make a bowling with friends. i think i agree. no wouldn't all right very ambitious they might actually make that you can tell this is almost two courses in this game somebody's watching my
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9951.940
are you fucking kidding me? that's pretty easy. is it just this? yeah. could have been billiard balls, how do you know? yeah, exactly. it's a bowling alley from the prototype view. god damn it. you're gonna make me draw again soon. what?! oh my lord! okay. what is it?
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