Quotes about “Bowl”
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just, they're watching the sports game and then like they score and they throw the bag of chips up into the air and there's a bowl of chips and they all spill everywhere and they go, ruffles! you know, hang out with your friends. but then like a dessert ad is always like, can't make your girlfriend cum? our ice cream will. and it's like, what is how did this become the norm for this? i don't understand. yeah, there is some gender stuff going on about ads and chocolate. it's weird. it is weird! it's freaking chocolate, man.
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bowl milk, b o w l milk, what are you talking about? yeah, vole milk. it's like a vole milk, the milk of a vole. it's like something that charlie kelly would drink. what's a vole? it's a small, uh, a swedish automobile. did you say a skink? yeah, a little bit like a skink. yeah. hey, that's a real word, i saw it on svu. you never milked a skink? no! oh, i have a jetpack.
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what's like, ooh this is like mom's porridge bowl. it's bad. it's heavy. it's not bad! it's heavy. ah dude you get the crush thing! that's fucking badass! josh knows exactly what he's talking about. well, now that i see that there's a tinted rock in here maybe i'll change my tune. you better change that tune or i'm gonna change it for ya. uh oh.
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i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast.
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i what i think scared me the most as he picked up the flaming garbage bag and then put it into a corner of his room with a bunch of cardboard is how much of myself i saw in that. right. i was like, man, one wrong turn in my one wrong turn in my life, like say maybe deliberately starting a fire in a trash can full of lighter fluid in your tinder filled apartment, that could be me, man. i could be i'll just put the fire over here for a minute while i get the largest bowl i can find which is actually 35 milliliters and
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would you like a grand slamwich only available at denny's? that sounds amazing. i would love one. i don't know what it is, but i want it. there's no dip in that bowl! with the new pringles tostitos, you don't have to have a dip! you just dip and then doesn't need the dip! i put my hand up on your dip. when i dip, you dip, we dip. fuzzygecko55, thanks for the subscription. have they not appropriated that song yet for commercialization? no.
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can you send me that p is the pdf in the email? it's in the skype. i'm gonna send you a pyt. what's that? a total biscuit! thank you very much for the subscription. i hope we live up to your high standards with our keep talking nobody explodes gameplay. i'd be surprised. there's no dip on that bowl. play the bomb manual. politos are so tasty you don't even need dip. dude, you make dip. that's a real folk paw. sometimes you do need dip though. try the dip. i'll dip you.
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why is the game so framey? it's probably math is bitching about fucking blood bowl again. oh wait, so did green man fix the skype issue at all? i mean, that's like, you know, hey, well we shot you in the face, but at least you don't have cancer anymore. it's like yeah, they shot the cancer out. did that happen? basically, like, did it fix the skype issue? yeah, i believe so.
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it's a good question. you can plead the fifth if you want, you don't have to say. why is it so laggy? oh, it is another skype message. i swear to god, if it's mathis complaining about fucking dice rolls in blood bowl 2, i'm gonna lose my shit. it's josh, he wants to invite you to a beta. he probably is, actually, yeah. he was like, hey, they extended the rainbow six beta, we should play it on the show. but they didn't extend it until... like, they extended it until last sunday. there's no sunday show, josh.
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don't jump on his brain, that's mean. i'm not gonna actually jump on his brain. just sit there! there's a huge cat sized place on the desk that is so clean. don't jump on his brain. what are you doing? there's no dip in that bowl. with pringles tostitos, you don't need dip. where we're going, we don't even need dip. is bombcore good enough for you guys? i kind of feel like we should try bombcore. just to see how it compares to keep talking.
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the possibility that the chicago cubs could fulfill that back to the future prophecy. oh man, really? i didn't know. they were like, well, the cubs won the world series, who would have thought, right? i thought you were going to say the super bowl. oh yeah, i actually thought about it by accident. and then people were like, whoa, it could actually happen. and then they got swept on the exact day of the anniversary of back to the future 2.
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when is your blood bowl 2 match going up whenever as force put his side up yet? if force has put his side up i can put my side up tomorrow. you beat stripping? nah he kicked my ass he's pretty good. he's played some some blood bowl back in his day i keep watching your isaac videos and then when they ended auto plays to the one where you're fighting stripping and i've never watched more than the first five minutes so i've never seen what happens good timing. yeah that hurts don't like not being able to
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i'm starting to make some progress here. new records, man. oh, there we go. oh, that's easy. i got the floor 4 1. it's probably gonna be as good as it gets today. we have reindeer burgers and sheep's heads. uh... really? what do you do with the sheep head? you eat it? yeah, yeah. you use it like a bread bowl, and you just put a nice scoop in there. oh, that's fucking gross, man. croxy mine. thank you very much for the subscription. oh, the larva don't hurt you. bread bowl?
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just gonna float down gently. yeah, i'm gonna be in the air for a bit. and now go back to 720p. that's actually probably a good idea. in 1080 it's probably, the bit rate's a little too low. alright, you guys handle this for a sec. i'll be right back. alright. good luck. don't let us get scored on. do you want to see my beach bowl? alright, i'm back. senor sassy bottom. i expect to see some high flying goals here. there's gonna be no flying goals.
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i couldn't have moved man. it's come lee smile no that's okay balls too bouncy. you'll never go in what a nice one. thanks. sorry about this coming smile jokes it's okay. we all make mistakes. oh yeah he's super dusting in this gravity just fly forever josh the bowl find its own way in life i don't know what's going on with twitch but like
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hello, what's going on? you're doing pretty good, how about yourself? ah, you know, it's alright. every now and then we just stop streaming and then we talk to each other like that, it's very odd. nah, that never happens. i don't know why we do that. that's true, bear's right, it never happens. oh. great drop! great bl oh, it's a we're supposed to be mad at blood bowl devs today? yeah, we're supposed to be mad at blood bowl guys for what happened?
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nord fred, thank you for the subscription. much appreciated. nord fred. nord fred! i like nord fred. that'd be my swedish name. grandlordvaxxed for your ten months in a row, thank you. nord frederick with a k. k n o r d? kord. that's k nord. he's a blood bowl guy. mmm. who's that? a blood bowl? it's a game. uh, you're probably wouldn't be interested in it. it actually takes skill. oh, the high elf is very fragile.
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frozen end zone is kind of like turn based. frozen end zone is simultaneous turn based. what's that supposed to mean? you take your turns at the same time and then resolve them at the same time. whereas blood bowl... what are you talking about? this is a clear explanation. you're just being an asshole. it's a clear explanation. i don't think tammy's head is a good idea for this particular bomb. it's a pretty good item, but not in that case. yeah, no, there's too many bombs here, you know?
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i do. it'd be good if i didn't get war hammer. look, i literally know that blood bowl is war hammer combined with american football, but if i just say it's war hammer combined with american football, josh is gonna be like, what? i don't get it. i'll get it. what? i don't get it. nick will get it. yeah, see? i know what that is. i know what war hammer is. actually, it's war hammer fantasy. it's not even war hammer, it's war hammer fantasy, so... shut up, dude. who's the loser now? you are.
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in the third one there. there was no spoon. all and shit combined. what if i'm just saying! i think we're going beyond the bowl! what if there was no bullshit in the first place? well what i'm saying, it could be i think the theory is that, you know, like it could be like an inception kind of thing. yeah, exactly. like a matrix inside a matrix. yeah, or it could not be. yeah, but then how does he have like superpowers in the real world? cause he's the one! no. i don't know, man. i don't buy that for a damn second. i don't know, man.
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better dashboard location now. we don't have any sparkling water unfortunately but one day i'm just gonna set my subscribers down to my audio recording of blood bowl 2 vs. force and every time someone subscribes they're gonna hear 95 minutes of me. just talking to myself that's a weird thing to do it'd be pretty sweet though or my like hearts of iron for 28 minute long preview people will be like don't do it
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there we go you can enable that air horn plug in an obs you would love that every time they type air horn into your chat. it'll cause an actual air horn to show up it'll layer to the only thing stopping me from doing that that thing i said i was gonna do with the blood bowl audio is what if it doesn't stop like what if i'm like alright the jokes played out, but yeah, you can't stop that once it starts
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