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579.34
second secret room here? little scary to look. i don't know if it's mega satan or if it's another new boss altogether. i have no effin idea, mate. what if we use dad's key here? i was seeing if that would actually open the golden chest in that other lock as well. we'll totally buy the compass here. but yeah, i'm getting a little breathless here. hopefully you understand what i mean. is it the same as the secret that you get for opening that door in the chest? or sorry, in the dark room? that was so bad.
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646.98
you know, this could be a good mega satan run. i've had a fun time on this run so far. you know, nothing there. pj's though is gonna take us to full hp. and we really got back on the horse as far as like, you know, being on time for boss rush goes here. but i think i've had a great time on this run. just first off, because we got to talk about bumping the knight.
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734.70
i'm skeptical about my chances right now, but that's not to say that things are going badly. they're actually going alright. i just need one more thing to put me over the top. mom's knife of course is fantastic in its own right. if i had this build right here, i could probably make it safely through satan. but we don't have to fight satan. we've potentially got to fight another boss after blue baby this time. that's lifesteal, that's garbage. oh man, not enjoying...
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860.38
think we didn't take red heart damage there yeah, we won't be able to know if if 37,000 is in range till we get a you know a couple more floors down i mean we want to fight hush obviously we definitely want to do boss rush and that shouldn't even be like a problem i don't think there's anything else we can do like we could teleport to mega satan if we find a self sacrifice room but it doesn't actually let you do mega satan unless that's in the cards for you on the run anyway so don't think it provides us with like literally any value except maybe
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4184.04
not mega satan. sorry that we've lost our chance there for a chance to kill isaac blue baby one of these days i'll get it right pin larry jr.. monster to look at this damage. this is our damage against mega fatty a caves one boss we did it. we got a spirit heart. thank you relic this is another thing we're gonna be interested in is stacking up as many of those as possible really seems like it's not good really seems like we're going to be committed to that like first life you know like we're going to be invested in
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1849.68
and then if we're done, which we're gonna be done in a moment here, i think we just go fight mega satan. drop a chest. okay. like we'll do maybe this room on our way back. we'll go fight mega satan and, you know, i'm doing it basically for strategic reasons. i think that we're gonna lose more hp than we gain on this floor, which i think is a relatively safe bet considering we don't have a relic or anything like that. we might as well just go, you know, tackle the boss when we're at the best chance to do so.
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141.86
i guess you can get a pill that actually hurts you, but yeah, we can get like a d20, come back to a room like this and see what happens. but first let's just fight the boss. it's gonna be the widow. should die in like a second and a half considering the damage that i have, and i'm hoping for another damage upgrade here. i don't think stigmata can drop from boss rooms, but if it could, that would be what i would want right now. do this. that is another health upgrade which is fantastic because we're about to go fight or talk to satan here.
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2435.86
two more keys. we'll use iv bag before the end. i guess we might take spider bud into the boss fight. it's the best spacebar item we've got at our disposal right now. keybagger, come on. come on... battery. that's alright. it's still been a very fun run. this is one i'm gonna have fond memories of. don't think it really mattered who we killed last there. are we gonna be able to beat mega satan? i mean... 100% yes if i didn't use iv bag to pick up some extra damage.
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132.44
why play this a little bit? we actually don't need to do delirium, and we don't need to do mega satan, but getting the key pieces is not necessarily a bad idea nonetheless. and again, you know, if we do die and come back as lazarus, we do still get stat bonuses, but the only way i want to do that is if we definitely have hp coming from the boss fight. normally you want to end your life and come back as lazarus because lazarus' base stats are not that good, but you know, when you have ipecac kind of backing you up from the start here,
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603.82
i'm still pissed that he just charged us down to start with. dude, i don't know if i'm missing something for a boss that i fought 5,000 times. i can't move fast enough to get out of the way. this champion version of chub is fucked, man. but okay, we came back to life as bluebaby. we got meat, and now hilariously cannot actually afford this deal with the devil. all right, down to the next floor. but we got meat, and maybe we're working on a deal with the angel. maybe we can make mega satan happen.
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