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i love that there's probably a handful of dads in the world that have just gotten totally stuck on the idea of borat. probably for the rest of their life they're gonna make borat jokes every day. that's like, you know when you see a light that's too bright? like you stare at the sun for too long, you always see like a little bit of that burn in on your eyes? yeah! that was borat for a lot of people. it's just like, dude once i saw borat i saw it everywhere. the sun is kind of like borat for dads in a way.
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69... very nice! 69! yeah dude! is this like old beat day? is that what today is? i think borat's coming back, man. i've been hearing a disproportionate number of like, my wives lately. i'm telling you, borat is gonna be as big in 2015 as it was in 08. not as big as it was in 07, that's ridiculous, but... it's coming back to its previous 08 form. oh, it's good that it's gonna come back last year.
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the world is ready for more borat now. i think it is. it's probably been long enough that he could actually make a movie that people wouldn't know, like old people wouldn't know who borat is. what happened to sacha baron cohen? he actually has a new movie and it looks really bad. oh. ryan, what's up with that?
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do you got a problem? it's not 2016 anymore. or it's not 2015 anymore, it's 2016. i got double teamed by rox. that was right on my face. i can't believe you almost didn't want to play with this level. what happened there? i died face down in the dirt. i hate borat, how old am i? you're like mid 30s.
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we watched borat in our class in 7th grade. that's fucking horrible. that's not a thing that should happen. your teacher is gonna get fired. well, i mean, probably already did.
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i need simmons pubic hair one. thank you. i'm a square. a fun trick to play on the pope. fill his pope hat with water or call him the poop. it's a de poop! ask him about the his wife. oh man. it'll work man. i'm telling you we can bring borat back this year. bring borat back.
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bring borat back. i just want sasha baron cohen to come up with a bunch of new characters and make the ali g show again. that's what i want. sweetibby did one character who was from a central asian nation. oh boy. and he had kind of a funny voice. and then he always talked about, my wife! the worst name for a robot.
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sure cocksware. alright, my amiibo gambit did not pay off. you really went all in on amiibos. i lost both of them narrowly. i've seeded the amiimbos. now i just need to combine it with the borat meme and we'll have something special. you're crafting an artisanal meme right now. luke says i'm more of a submarine cock dude myself.
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wouldn't it be great if kate saw those flowers and said very nice in her borat voice? they're nice. it's not too late. we've been trying to make borat come back, cobalt. i do the borat quotes in my channel all the time.
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i heard independent of our circle there's another youtuber or streamer who is also trying to bring borat back. oh really? we should join forces. yeah, you gotta figure out who it is. i'm also trying to get people to quit saying senpai and say sandpai. okay, sure. well... i would say creampai instead. well... speaking of which, you're a pie spobble. thank you very much for the subscription. you're pushing the moral boundaries there, nick. that's just a type of pie made out of whipped cream. it's not a big deal. mmm, yeah.
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huey borat never left borat is stupid don't call borat stupid just cuz he's from another country. that doesn't mean he's stupid that's incredible. i think he's actually somewhat more self aware than he lets on as a character i'm starting to think that borat might not be a real person
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but it's it's a very complicated thing. i think borat is a really funny movie the impression is super overdone, but it's been eight years so i want to bring it back with some self awareness like i'm aware that it's obnoxious and that's what i think makes it so good let's move in general. mmm. i like this run jara chess d6 action. ooh i'm slingblading over here the fuck
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they get dolby. yeah, anaerobic games of the future. i like these tech advanced things. media machine gun smart. okay. no, you guys will never get this. you'll never get this. classic. what did he cut out of cage? he cut this. very nice. i am a borat. he is. he's a king in the castle. why does this thing keep blowing me? it's blowing me. damn it, i got touched. all right, let's do this fast team.
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i would aim so much better with a mouse. where are these monsters coming from? the alarm system is probably gonna come back, but we're gonna try. i got the key terminal. those are useful. they give you keys. weird. defensive shield. it's just a mental shield. if you bring borat back, won't you just be sick of it by next year? yeah, i'll be sick of it by next year. in my ears and not be sick of it. got him! got him again. i was never sick of borat.
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i think it never should have gone away. alarm trigger. i don't give a shit. oh, it's linked with an alarm system. yeah, well, uh, i have grenades, bro. okay. i'm getting lit up like a light bulb right now. nice. we did it, chad. michael, you can't bring borat back, mate. in today's environment, it's considered not culturally appropriate, michael.
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being chased by dice just like an ftl. i like to be the wiener. stockade, hazard. is that forrest gump again? i was the doodle wiener. yeah, i'm not really forrest gump. it's my own. it's borat makes forrest gump. oh, okay. borat gump. borat gump! i love borat gump.
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very nice box of chocolate. oh yeah, i like it. can we start implementing borat into memes? like, i think that would go so far off the so bad it's good end that it would be bad and then good again. so bad it's so good it's so bad it's good. i'm down. i doubt borat has persian mathis.
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if anything, i think my ass has gotten stronger since starting with you. really? it's holding the top half of my body up all the time. damn! this is nothing like bomberman because bombs kill you in bomberman. gosh, don't you know anything? this is bomberman. not! you still trying to push the borat thing? oh, you don't even know, man. we're trying to merge it with other memes now. oh, i like that. that's a good idea. sandpie, please!
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have you seen my balls? i've seen your baseball. not! so now we're doing borat goes to something about mary. yeah, there's something about borat. ben, i would actually watch a series of like, you know, like ernest basically movies except it's borat recreating.
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like scary movie except it's just borat is now in this movie. that's like already what borat is. like borat goes to jail.
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this is not, oh my, what i'm alive? wow, wrecked. okay, cool. cool. what if we put borat into undertale? probably already is a mod for that. yeah, there probably is. ah! did it! orange is the new borat. damn it, little ghostie!
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the only scene i can remember from that movie is when jim carrey goes to pee after he has sex and he just whizzes all over the fucking bathroom. yeah. how about the nutty borat? wow. oh, dude. that's actually a great concept for the movie. is that instead of becoming like really skinny and dumb, he just becomes borat instead. but please keep it as eddie murphy playing the part. that's great.
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but then what is it buddy love buddy love gets to be played by borat and his name is borat borat? what's going on? oh, i got it awesome freaking hole there. okay, somebody come over here and get my ghost. yes don't do it. oh my god you're so swole breaking my arms break your arms with these arms. that actually sounds like a porno. honestly. are you so small? oh
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yo. i couldn't escape him. the porn call, do you see these arms? i've seen that one. what's the jack black movie where he wants to date that girl but... yeah, that one. oh my god. what's the jack black movie that... i was imagining maybe jack black sees everyone as borat. i can't see anything wrong with her. i was the catch, nats.
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but yeah, no, it's basically the opposite of the jack black movie where like, you know, because like jack black in the movie, spoilers, he like turns off the vision and then he still loves the girl. but then, but like in the just friends, he just gets skinny and then she loves him now. tyler glale, creator of this game, says true factor dressed up as borat for halloween in high school. how did he not? very nice. what? his matte mustache and ooh, oh, croc lee, you lucky dog.
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it's just not lighting girls on fire. that's really the worst part of that world. they light everyone on fire in this stupid world. not a world fight in fires. how did that not kill you? you mad man. no, don't do it baseball man! we're all friends here, we're all friends. hahahaha! hahahaha, yes. oh, it's coming back! get it out of here! no! the borat and the butterfly.
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the borat, the borat, and the borat. fistful of borat. borat's on the plane. hear me out here. for a few borats a month. three men and a borat. the three men are also borat. that one kinda sounds like borat saying it. three men and a borat. featuring charlie king, of course.
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for a centipede citizen for a 12 angry poor fuck a hat now. oh dude my big fat greek borat. i love that one laughs that's got a decent retconning nice hit you sent me all the way over here. yeah, oh that's water. that's a lot of
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what how is your baseball bat superior to mine? i don't know the borat identity we basically end up as inspector gadget because he just wouldn't know what's happening around him hey, i win pearl borat or borat harbor lord of the borat fellowship of the borat
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the borat borat borats borat of the borat borats borat wars the borat awakens legend of the borat bad borats now you're freaking timed out lord of the borat and the seven borats the flies? no the rings? oh okay
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little borat smeagol versus little borat frodo and the borat box party pack. i like this awesome powers to the spy who sang for it oh i can't get the goodies now the goodies are gone anyway. that's borat oh
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thanks for watching episode 2 of making a meme. we're bringing it back, baby. making a meme. borat's coming back this year. i want let's just replicate 2006. it's gonna be all borat and 300. i'm actually totally fine with that. i love both of those movies. yeah, i also love 2006. i lost my virginity in 2006. that is like, deadpan. and you remember the year! not me. whoa, i've got some sort of reality bomb!
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now i'm never gonna forget what year rob lost his virginity. that's information i never thought i'd have. these boxes kinda look a little bit like the smash brothers logo, don't they? on the side, that little decal? no. no? oh. the land before borat. i prefer the borat before time. that would be a character and a half right there.
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josh, i don't know if you heard, but we're bringing borat back. oh yeah, we do. it's a nice! we said that yesterday. i guess i have to watch again. can we bring napoleon dynamite back? yes, i love napoleon. napoleon dynamite is a fucking undertale, by the way. one of the first. yeah, it's actually one of the first undertales. i guess i'm dead.
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i'm never gonna... i'll never get this. you will never get this. hey josh, you think you could get this? because you're wasting my life! i'm on the phone with like a professional right now. and your husband's like a piece of shit. is that just a back quote i just heard? did you marry borat? he knows that came out in 2007, right?
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it's very nice! that's a really good borat impression. it is very nice! it is very nice! amenable! the ratman elite, same to you.
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it's very nice. i don't know why muh bah didn't shout it out. maybe muh bah is not very nice. he says more than just that. not. he does say not. this is not very nice. you can actually engineer the perfect borat quote, nick. yeah? are you ready for it? i can? all right. i think i need your help. here we go. my wife is very nice. not.
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there's your best borat quote ever. mr. fusion, thank you for the subscription as well. that really covers all bases. that's 100% of the borat density. critical mass is going to start absorbing other memes into it. i hope it does, man.
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shrek in the borat, uh... what do you even call that? the swimsuit? the european style swimsuit? oh, the banana suit. yeah. the banana hammock? yeah. i thought you were just gonna talk about the borat fandom at first, but no, you had something else in mind. just get shrek involved in one of the borat movies. one of the many of them. yes, one of the several borat films in the borat series.
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so sorry everybody that didn't get to read these a bit earlier, those that donated, but we've got a $5 donation from jesse livin. it says, hey nick and nl, i've had the best time of my life watching you guys. i've always only subscribed to nl so i just wanted to give nick something too. nl, can you do michael caine doing borat? thanks. sorry about that, i happened to catch him right when he left. i'll try and mention it in a minute. thanks again for the donation.
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thank you new spire for the five dollars. before people start believing there's a ninth planet you should know, it isn't confirmed to exist, it's just mathematical prediction. ahh. i didn't realize. thank you very much new spire. thank you mucho caca for the five sixty nine. can you ask ron if doctor who is an undertale? i'll try and remember to ask ron if doctor who is an undertale. uh, nl, can you do michael caine doing borat? uh, sure.
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can i be an executive producer if i put in 10% of my cock? yeah, that's also acceptable. baby borat is gonna be a huge film. no, baby borat's first in production, but this can be second or third. peter travers from rolling stones says baby borat is a great success! it's a nice!
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todd neil from the av club said that the very nice addition to the borat duology. duology. sneaky d from 8ing cool news says, this is definitely not a movie i'd go see with my wife. sneaky d. already gonna get fingered here? i don't think so. just to a small degree perhaps. nope, that didn't work out the way i fingered. i was close to being fingered.
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biggest mistake of your lives. i'm not stuck here with you. i created a... i created a real dick and balls situation down here. i'm going to do something. that's good. fuck dude. baby borat. it's gotta happen. can he be in a tower also? you want tower boy? tower borat. tower borat.
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oh my god, dude, what about like a knight rider? but knight rider's kit has been replaced with borat. okay. so the car is borat. a man is riding another man through the street. well, no, i mean it's just the voice is borat. oh. but the car is still a car. can it be a baby version of the car borat? knight rider baby borat.
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just like bat freddy's ass off this planet. oh shit. oh no. grandma's borat? i was thinking maybe like in the star wars prequels, instead of making clones of jango fett, they made them a borat. that'd be pretty sweet. and then you could also have boba borat.
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this phaser is not set to stun. wait, this phaser is set to stun. not. yeah, in star wars they always set the phasers to stun or more not? it's star trek. gotcha. the borat awakens. oh my god. oh, here we go.
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nikki going get always cradled by the d over on the side there ryan why you so bad you understand that there are 11 worms right now that don't belong to me and so why is borat so funny it's 2016 that's why why we make make borat jokes it's because it's nice you really don't want to hurt marmalade here ryan
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here's what we do. i made a borat joke at work today and everyone laughs so it's coming back this summer he's back, baby did you see somebody on twitter tweeted and was like i i heard someone say something was an undertale at work today are you fucking kidding me? i don't have her second
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a game, a minigame collection where you play as borat in a variety of strange situations. like borat pig, borat dinosaur. borat going down a water slide. borat water slide is actually one of the few fun ones. just put it on kickstarter and i'll back it. that's the music from baby borat. sorry, virtual brett.
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she's uh, she is an american horror story. hi yo! she's quite respectful. and sometimes bespectacled. give up 10% of your penis for 10% more borat, of course. yeah, absolutely. someone's gotta make a sacrifice. how much is 10% more borat? is that like a one off holiday special? it's like there's 15 more minutes of the movie that get added to the end. the director's cut.
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like pubis of little girl! oh, files. and then in the third one he travels back through time to when like the people from the steppe of kazakhstan were like conquering the world and he becomes like genghis borat. i'm now leading glorious kazakh people to global domination. very nice!
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thank you very much for the subscription. oh dude. that's perfect whispering rain says at the end he travels back to the modern times to find that his people conquered the earth and the lincoln statue is now genghis borat with two thumbs up yeah, and then he looks at the camera, and he makes exactly the same face oh and then it goes somebody what are you doing in my swamp?
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shrek v. borat! that would also totally work, man. they're both babies in this one. baby shrek v. baby borat. in a tower. back in time. you blew it up! very nice! oh, dude. this is definitely please, rob, do your shrek voice. i don't know what you need to say. just say anything. and one for my homies. oh fuck. i'm trying to...
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netflix is for sure. they made me sad. bora boros. boroborat eating snake eating borat's tail. boroborat, that's real good. eating his under tail.
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there's a lot of good borat films man. shut up! start a list, make a video, top 10 borat films. scumbagoti says please tell an lnl that every time i've been doing a shot. please tell lmao. he says borat he's doing a shot and now he's in the hospital and his doctor is watching the mlss. oh that's good stuff.
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the boorgrats. it's a rugrats. oh my god. that's horrible. oh, that's pretty good. i still want to see borat jam, personally. like borat gets together with four other borats to fight a team of aliens in basketball? exactly, yeah. they did it in alien. oh, i thought you meant a game jam. no, no. well, i mean, that would be great news for you.
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i could probably email a couple of people and maybe in a few weeks we'd see the borat jam come out. jurassic borat. just a bunch of borat dinosaurs. boratatoui? yeah, i just saw that. oh, we already went through that one, i think, a couple weeks ago. temple just said it in my chat. please end us. well. a for effort. oh well, i made a sweet four leaf clover, three leaf clover there. the borat race.
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is that the amazing race? yeah it's the reality show for assault borat eight clones of borat have to race across the united states? there's a million dollar prize at the end oh, cannon borat fight i get into borat race gg i am dead! i've been sitting on my ass for like 22 minutes, waiting for shit to finish that's why we need these game modes with like super crazy weapons
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i think they are though. no, they're actually not. oh that's good. that was bad. alright, what about freaky friday? one is borat and then the other one is... his share. ...is borat obama, the president of the united states of america. borat and the president accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? this is good. this is good. not... not accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? this is good. not... not accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? this is good. not accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? this is good. not accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? this is good. not accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? this is good. not accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? this is good. not accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? this is good. not accidentally switched bodies. not for long, am i right? not for long,
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what about interstellar? but when they... it's the same exactly, shot for shot, until they go down to the planet where when they're on it, like, every minute is like a year. and then when they come back to the ship, their whole crew has just turned into borats. and then there's just no explanation. and it doesn't matter because it doesn't... the whole story is just irrelevant anyway. and then you just keep it the same. the devil wears borat.
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uh diners drive ins and dives uh but replace guy fury with borat i would watch that silence of the borat where buffalo bill is borat borat borat what if borat was clary's instead that'd actually be pretty good
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i'd like to see borat playing opposite anthony hopkins out of a lecture. oh, man. fox, this position you're in sucks. well, look at the position you're in there, mister. i know. i at least bored a hole to get... borat? somebody bored. you're just saying borat now. borat, borat, borat! alex walsh, thank you very much, brother.
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welcome back to the fox den. alright, here's what we're gonna do. do the limes still scream, borat? the limes scream, yes! zohan vs borat? i'm gonna use that. what are you trying to do? i don't know, ufo or something. oh, that picks up objects, man. i don't want that. you gotta go get a scenery object and move it with that thing. i have no way to get up here. that will certainly get you killed. i know, but it'll make ryan happy. oh.
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oh my god, just end it. just end it. he went back in! i can't even attack him over here. i don't think there's a single shot in the damn world that could hit that. okay, just kill alien. actually though, eternal sunshine of the spotless borat, where he's like reliving his memories dating himself. i would love that. it won't take me, man. borat would date himself.
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shit, i know what i can do, but it's gonna take another turn to do it. yo as far as tv shows go absolutely everybody loves borat could be a great show what are you doing? i need to get out so i can use my ninja rope on the fire thingy or nick you up the one level and then you have to do it again easy money just jump down without a parachute deborah you are my wife. oh
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it's like having stock shares you can give to your investors. you just give them a private isaac episode they can keep for their collection. yeah, it's like a bond. i'll redeem that in 2072. nl borat, please? they want more borat, i guess. oh! it's nice! who's borat? i don't know who borat is. nuts! if i pay $1000, can i get a private isaac episode? yes.
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i'm john mccain. oh no. i'm john mccain, former senator from arizona and also i saved my wife at nakatomi plaza. my wife? i saved my wife at nakatomi plaza. borat hard. rotate92, thanks for the resub as well. john mccain. i endorse borat, sag df for president of the united states of america. i wouldn't have been surprised if he somehow got a cameo from him.
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stunned my teammate. sorry about that one. yeah, that was pretty much like a hundred percent my bad. the old west is weird it's a lot of like huge people with miniguns falling on you. this is dota man. it is kinda dota. it's like a mohba isn't it? oh, oh he sliced me! very sliced. oh man. we haven't talked about borat at all today. that's a big mistake. yes you're right. all right josh you get in there i've whittled him. i hate how when i try to dash it makes the rattlesnake. they're split apart we got him!
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boat. is that what you're saying? boat? yeah. or are you saying borat? boat. your copy of borat on dvd? boat is an x. boat should be the first thing in there. boat is, i've always said boat is just borat without the r. if you're giving him a viking funeral you need to get in the boat. if borat is not rated r, you make it pg 13, that's just a boat man. by the way, that wasn't on there as you might expect. i say house, like that just makes no sense. how they gonna, how they gonna bear weird to think it was a possession.
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the first thing abraham lincoln would do if he came back from the dead. kill some motherfucking vampire's daddy, chug some beers out of the hat, my wife, or unsub to the fine bros. fine bros getting a lot of mileage today. a lot of hate. my wife. yeah. it's a boy. i watched borat the other day and thought of you.
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borat looked like a buy but now it's a sell man. you oversaturated the market god damn it. liquidate the borat. more wives less wives takes it. it's very nice. 68 to 32. motherfucker. waterfucked over here. i used to listen to them. the strangest new military weapon, blank seeking missiles. taint seeking missiles or fuckboy seeking missiles.
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this jizzle three months in a row. eurex won that one. a secret ability of boobs. milk cups or feeding an army. i don't know man. yeah, stop with the knots. i agree. what do you think this is borat? that's just a baby borat as far as i'm concerned. not. you know what chat, i endorse your no vote here. i'm not voting either. i wish there was a button that was actually like spoiled ballot.
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yes interesting there's a lot of no votes. yo hear me out cole borat streak. yeah, no just trying it i'm gonna go submit twitch for a name change real quick taint pubes 9% god damn it receptionist a good 22% i think it's so benign people like it the fast and the furious franchise 24%
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they're still around, there's just not a lot of them. our opening night feature is a double feature, baby borat, children of moon men. fox just said i just watched children of men last week. of course you did! this motherfucker, all he does is watch every movie you've ever watched. how many movies can you watch man? it's actually ridiculous. fox, how many movies do you think you've watched in the last week? he's not in the call right now.
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pink triangles, uh, it gave us life and it saved us life. what is a pink triangle? it's your, uh, ambassador guy. oh! i see. he did something i thought was weird and then i looked at his head and i was like, oh, yeah, i can't probably shoot this guy. probably not, right? off limits. oh. oh, i think something happened there. okay. would you give up 10% of your dick for a new borat movie under no circumstances? oh, i would.
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