Quotes about “Boner king”
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king kong is in there. oh, yeah, someone who's pretty close there. yeah. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows when he has to shit off the tower on the city, the film peter jackson made about him. for kongdong. kongdong. kongdong sounds great. kongdong. sounds like a city. welcome to kongdong. the moving 8 penis city. should have put his 8 foot glitter as...
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yup, that's fine. morning after catan! yes, dude. what's up, boner king? not that much. just chilling mostly. hard ride on the bike today. it's vo2 max day, much to my chagrin. hey, tomorrow i think i'm gonna do a long ride. is it an insane idea to say that i'm going to watch the 141 minute long director's cut of the lawnmower man?
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we shouldn't shame sinvicto for admitting he needs help. i still haven't seen ryan's word. i have a firearm pointed at boner. i need that. i have that cool king. i need their precious dumper. that's hard. oops. i can go for that.
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what's up boner king? what's up boner king? what's up boner king? what's up boner king? what's up boner king? what's up boner king? e n b sip? that must be an epic name bro emote. what's up boner king? what's up boner king e n b sip? man this is... i don't know, i think i gotta let him back. just honestly, cause he's a character!
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and then we continue to fibonacci max. what's up boner king? not that much, what's up with you? 3, 4, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. and they love diamonds. i mean, we just came back from anti 12. okay, so anti 2? like this shit ain't nothing to us. 0.1 molt per planet card used? oh, i love it! say it with me! i love an accretive joker! we love an accretive joker people! you skip it.
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you gotta be a little bit grosser than that to give me a boner. used to go to school with a kid who always wore sweatpants and had boners every day. every day, my king. good for him. but also, can i say, i think, you know everyone went to school with a bratty latina who wore cookie monster pants and ate takis for breakfast, right? that's, i'm putting on airs there. i didn't, because that didn't exist when i was in high school. another one?
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because i said it's quill 18, like the number 18, and everyone's like, no, the fruit 18! it's aller 18. yeah, these ultimate ding dongs. the bones 18. travel by my 18 bones! even socks only have 18 bones in your body. you're real stiff. you could be king evar the boneless. but what if you could pick where the bones were? strategically pick where you want your 18 bones to be. i'd have a permanent boner, i figured. that's not, you don't have any bones in your erection.
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yay! oh no. oh my god. wow. dude, i had no fucking words. i had no words. 24k? what the hell? we shouldn't shame sinvicta for admitting he needs help. i still haven't seen ryan for it. i have a firearm pointed at boner. i need that. i have that cool king. i need their precious dumper.
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spread out throughout the oats a little bit more so every bite is a bit more of a consistent flavor. and i stir, don't worry, i stir. how's it going, boner king? pretty good, pretty good. good peloton. i pb'd yesterday so i knew it was gonna be a little lighter today. i said, you know, let's instead of output maxing, let's max cadence instead. 95 average cadence, 90 minute run, 200 watt average, total output, librarian. i'm gonna say 10
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you gotta be a little bit grosser than that to give me a boner. oh, man. used to go to school with a kid who always wore sweatpants and had boners every day. every day, my king. holy shit. um, good for him. but also, can i say, i think, you know everyone went to school with a bratty latina who wore cookie monster pants and ate takis for breakfast, right? that's, i'm putting on airs there. i didn't.
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