Quotes about “Bob pollard”
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ryan you should listen to every vibe album. yeah, didn't he go to prison for like kidnapping somebody and imprisoning them in their basement for like ten years. yeah, but he had he made over a thousand albums wow, he thinks he's bob pollard man kory what up? what is nightmare before christmas? i said it was a christmas movie. i disagree, but he could be right
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don't say he pushed her panties to the side first. i've seen the movie that that happens off screen. you couldn't possibly know that level of tmt. nice talking to you, austin powers. that's the type of shave you do when you kick in his little boots. good bob pollard as well.
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bob pollard definitely wrote one of the best songs in defense of drunk driving. i literally, in high school, i bought the guided by voices biography.
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hey check this out. he's, he's, check this out. he holds his phone up but it says he's got an 18 streak in the coin flip or a farm. oh shit you didn't see that. okay i was trying to show you my itunes library. you see that? yeah what about it? you see that shit? you see that shit? i got bob pollard's discography on my fucking phone. that's like eight g's right there. i got, i got fucking eight racks of bob pollard hanging out of my music library right now. check that shit out. average song length 22 seconds.
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can you rank last names? my name is pollard. that's a good one. i mean, honestly, like guided by voices kind of carries. if it wasn't for bob pollard from guided by voices, i'd probably be saying, you know, that's like a c tier last name, but i put you in the b plus as a result. proud of you for playing new games. here's the thing people joke, but there's some thrill to be found.
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you know what's been stuck in my head for like the whole weekend? i know it's monday now. any guided by voices fans out there? they have a song that goes, hey, hey, glad girls only wanna get you high. they're all right. they're all right. just in my head for 72 hours, bob pollard. they're all right. they're all right. the other thing is, there's no joke when i was in high school, i had the guided by voices
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i guess it's a biography, the historical biography of guided by voices. i used to read it on the toilet before smartphones existed. there was a chapter where they asked bob pollard to explain the meaning of his songs. and some of the songs had meaning. some of the songs he was like,
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she's bob pollard pilled. she's guided by voices pilled. no glances, bro. no glances. okay, i'm glancin'. i'm glancin'. i like songs that are 40 minutes to an hour in length. okay, vaughan williams, i see you. fuckin' schubert ass. a little ambitious on that one, but you know what? we take those. we take those. you'd be smokin' on the shit that made pomp circumstance. okay. chill, chill, chill. chill a little. and now go.
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disarm the set sex. what is he saying? can i get a rap genius lyrics check a salty salute track one on alien lanes bob pollard says dis arm the sexless that sounds right to me. can i get a lyrics check settlers? there's an x in there, man i'm dead. there's an x in there. we are forced to this girl is on fire that's a different song but no less
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i keep one, i'm a scientist you might say. call me bob pollard the way i am a scientist. i either change the ship or i change the guy. and i'm thinking we keep basic ship and change the guy on this one.
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wait, wait, wait, my band, my band, my band. it's jimmy page, jimmy page in the chat. yo, jimmy page and bob pollard in the chat on the same day. that's huge, man. page and jimmy. and ringo starr was in the stream for a while. peace and love. you guys are way nicer than steve buscemi was when he was on the stream, man. he almost ruined celebrity culture for me. i was becoming one of those guys who's like never meet your heroes. but then you guys in chat, i'm like, nah, all celebrities are heroes.
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but like she's remaking them and also coming out with like an album every 11 months. like it's quite a prolific work rate man. you gotta respect it. she's doing like a guided by voices but the songs aren't even like 90 seconds long like bob pollard's are. it's because it's mass produced pop. a guy who listens to nickelback be like, sorry i don't know if you listen to nickelback. i know you probably take yourself a little too seriously but
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