Quotes about “Black Mario”
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did you enjoy the minecraft movie trailer ryan? that it looks like possibly the biggest piece of shit that's ever been made. it looks horrible. it's for children. yeah. so i mean, it's just the trailer. the mahdio movie trailer didn't look great, but it wasn't like an insult. yeah. but like mario movie was incredibly watchable, which is the most i'll give to it. jack black popping out of the portal.
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just fall. you'll be up here. dude, it's easy. yeah, but you gotta do it yourself. otherwise, what's the point? ah! oh my god, it's a mario maker level! let's pick the pipe! is it? oh shit. oh god damn. purple. right? purple? oh, not black. purple... yellow, purple, yellow. purple, yellow. purple, yellow, blue? not blue. ah shit. not white. purple, yellow...
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it's not as bad as i was expecting. yeah, it's not bad. i mean, it's the typical kind of action whatever, but anything with jack black is good. he's a funny guy. that's why i'm so excited for the mario movie because jack black's in it. oh yeah, there's that... the cast for that is kind of insane, right? some people talking about it. it's got... people are pretty excited. christian bale is playing spike.
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i have two bombs. this is the worst black mario of all time. oh, there's a bomb box at the end, so life's better, but still. it's not a lot of bombs overall. i hate this shot, people. what's your bomb situation, jay? uh, did you just call me jay? jay. uh, i guess. uh, 13 bombs. alright. 72,000 golds. it'd be jay and violent knob. violent bob, violent knob. i get you. i'm digging. violent jay. i'm picking up what you're putting down.
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dead, drunk, bald, scabby, black, shit, decomposing. one shit sheep. i don't know. i don't freaking know. oh, man. if this was video game trivia, i'd be killing it. yeah. mmm, metroid. all right, cobalt. what year 1987 did mario first ask pichu on a date? fuck!
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no, i just find it is the draw reverse flash. there's no joke. he's named hashself. yeah, that's it. what? what? oh, it's zeus. is it gronkastic? no, it's the guy from super mario world with the football helmet. they just got his helmet off. okay, ginger qb with green and black. you're not allowed to do football players. i don't know.
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sleeping off the hangover from all the drinks that they had at oga's cantina to celebrate may 4th yesterday, okay? so there's no danger of them being in chat. the venn diagram is a circle. they're not here right now. i can speak my truth. cultural regurgitation ass. jack black universal 170. there's an... it's... i feel like i'm gonna type super mario brothers. isn't that from 2023? yeah.
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a jack black movie. it's kung fu panda 4. also, mario made so much more money than that. dude, the years go by really fast. because i honestly thought if you told me that... i was gonna say if you told me this came out last year, i would have believed you. it did. it did come out last year now that i think about it. warner brothers, timothee, chalamet. this is dude 2, doing part 2. i'll live with that, all things considered. i've seen two of these.
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speaking of minecraft, though, let's do this jump. and then i saw my first jack black movie and i have to say that's your first jack black movie minecraft. yes. see that i could see now your one star review of it makes a lot more sense outside of mario, which i don't count because just a voice. i was i was shocked that 100 percent of the scenes he was in was like
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i think he'd pick up on the vibes. he would recognize that we're on the same side and he would not kill me on the first day of prison. holy cow, pick up on the vibes and leave quickly? no, i think we'd probably become best friends if i had to guess. we got a lot in common. we both like jack black movies. we both have a child. super mario, that's another one. could you be jack black in smash 64? honestly, you guys are lucky.
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that was not the case. i generally assume i'm wrong. most of it. mario, i'm just finishing this up and i'm good to go. hell yeah. what you eating brother? it's a vega protein bar. i had a ham sandwich today. you know what? that sounds pretty good too. yeah it was. a little provolone. kind of ham. black forest. oh. of course. yeah. is that the kind with the uh it has like the ring around it? like the the black ring?
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