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so if you do this on freaking basement one, you might end up with shit from womb. right, you're substantially more likely to reroll into an enemy who's outside of your pool. or outside of your floor's pool. maybe this item needs a little bit of work. d10, as far as i'm concerned, it only needs one change. make it so that it can reroll bosses. but it won't do that though. yeah, but if you can make it so it rerolls bosses, then it actually has like a productive use.
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this is a doable run even though i don't have great items yet. it's what i mean nine lives is carries it do a lot with nine lives so i just want to say as to use this platform very quickly to reach a bunch of people i want to say that the beginners guide for those of you out there that care was fantastic if you watch the roundtable podcast we talked a little bit about it. we knew nothing about it i've now played the whole thing and it was really really good. yeah, what about the
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alright nick, i think i'm gonna win this last run. i hope you do. i think i got a shot at it good items i got like a bit cack chocolate milk high damage some lives. i don't know how many but like some it would be kind of nice if they included a life counter. i understand why they didn't do it. what do you think? this is nick magic the gathering. i don't
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i mean there have been brawlers for ages, this is not even castle crashers is like fifth generation brawler. yes, i would agree with that. i would also say that it would be a little bit dishonest to say there's not some obvious like castle crashers influence here. but i think it's like let's not go crazy and be like these guys are copying off the bohemith. the bo he mith. the bo he mith. i'm really excited for the vancouver canucks season. what is this? oh, i can't pick that up. i also cannot pick that up. so they're the same class.
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oh my god, i'm the greatest player of video games. oh, you started already. yeah, no problem nick, i cleared out the whole room. stomped on this dude, turned his bones into bullshit. usually you grind their bones to make your bread, but you just turn it straight up into bullshit. yeah, i skipped the middleman. why milk the cow when you can milk the bull for free? yep, the bull appreciates it, like papa john. hey, hey, oh that's you. i don't know why you make your man green. green is the, like, you bit with his color. look at my ears!
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you need some hp, don't be afraid to rob a grave. nah, i never am. i don't know what these crabs do, i think they might just like follow me around a little bit. my critical damage has doubled or something. i think these are just some friends to have with you. you know your crit chance goes up the more successive hits you've done? i did not know that. also, i cannot run backwards anymore. oh, what's this? aw yeah, baby. what's that spell? you mean this spell? badass. that's pretty sweet. charge looks like it takes a while though.
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alright, well it tastes like a rock. pardon me? nice, i like this. he didn't stand a chance. this is like terraria music here. i guess a little bit. dumping potion. that's up to you if you want that. not really. me neither. i should really add some more free content to terraria. the devs have been so freaking like terrible about that. they never update it, they never add more content. that's all i need is more people to yell at me to play terraria. it'll be me.
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i know. but that's kind of a lot of the draw to me though, is to play some of those same songs again. you could not get rock band in general. yeah, that's also where i'm landing too. it'd be a bit of a drag, but it might end up being the case. i should maybe just see if they end up coming up with some way that they can transfer it to ps4 because then i'll feel like a huge ass if they end up figuring out a way. and then i already bought a system over it. i wouldn't either, but i'm saying there's nothing to lose. i mean, rock band will only get more fully fleshed out later anyway.
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what's up with the screen? oh, not subscribed, just resubscribed for four months in a row. thanks very much. and remember when i was getting pizzas every time i got hit? you were a turtle back then. those were the days. try being a turtle again, maybe. how would pizza really welcome that? there's a lot of stuff on this floor. maybe you could grab some help. i got a little bit already, but let's see if i can get some more. don't let me take any of this gold. it's not worth it. we made it again!
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is my audio okay for you guys? cause normally i know it's a problem at some point. i hate it personally, but... seems fine, maybe just a little bit loud on your mic, but other than that, not bad. okay, cool. how's my audio? it's glorious. nice! oh dude, new power ups, new levels, balance fixes, and more? exclamation point? yeah, there's been a lot of development going on with bomber knots. i still just love the music.
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bowl milk, b o w l milk, what are you talking about? yeah, vole milk. it's like a vole milk, the milk of a vole. it's like something that charlie kelly would drink. what's a vole? it's a small, uh, a swedish automobile. did you say a skink? yeah, a little bit like a skink. yeah. hey, that's a real word, i saw it on svu. you never milked a skink? no! oh, i have a jetpack.
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i don't wanna comment. i lost myself to be honest with you. i'm actually i'm quite amused by how new to this exchange you are so i'm kind of taking advantage of it a little bit it's kind of easy for me to say silly things that you react really well to. so you're manipulating me. maybe, maybe. you get used to it. and i'll hold you in my strong arms as you jump in the water i guess. oh you didn't okay. i'm gonna hold you in my strong dong.
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i'm a walking avocado. you just kinda go with it. you come back. yeah, i came back! wait, what? how did i not come back? there's actually like a surprising amount of like mexican culture sub themes in this game. yeah, there is. i hope there's anything wrong with that. nick, i think you've talked enough about other cultures this time around. i feel like you're taking what i say out of context a little bit. he does enjoy his hood milk, you know. taking it out of context. i think i've
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and not personally no, i just i'm pretty sure they're around, but i don't know where they are okay, they're probably really in the woods which is kind of the point well. they're not really in the woods or the mountains that's why the woods on the mountain the mountain has pretty obvious pretty obvious nick is what we've been talking about okay. you're right. i'm sorry. i'm just being a little bit pretty straightforward question damn is that you receiving a tweet. i bet it is i follow a twitter ass us, and i guess today
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he'll be around. i've kind of boned myself a bit. just too late. boned myself a little hard there. are you a mountain person? what's twitter doing? i don't know if they've just had an airport guy yet. twitter, follow dan gheesling. he's the only one out of us that's actually verified. that's true. hey, have you talked to the airport guy yet? no! yeah, no, he came into my stream and he identified himself and i said hi.
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what are you doing? me? you just vanished? i saw him build up a bomb and then he teleported or something. how come nobody's in oh, rob's in there. day 45. damn it. i think they noticed. usually ryan's in the middle. i'll try to swing that. oh, we gotta get up there somewhere. it's hard to get in. yeah. yeah, good luck bitches. made a little bit of leeway on the side here.
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that sounds like a bit of a bitch's. um, i don't know. what are you talking about, dan? i'm not gonna reveal the answer. what? damn it. seeds? you can't do that! that just makes me think that it wasn't anything. there was nothing that you were talking about. onion seeds? powder. salad powder's not a thing. i mean, sesame and garden. garden powder. yeah, garden powder.
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we're an hour late because i had to drive from vancouver to coquitlam and then back to exchange my video card. but now it appears to be working. coquitlam? coquitlam. ryan, give us a seed. you want me to give you a seed today? what's the seed? give me a seed. one second. i think i need to turn you guys up just a little bit. turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! bring the noise! boom! yeah, there we go. those rock your boys. turn me up now! turn me up now! boom!
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and thanks very much maple throat also, i really like your name. maple throats? that's like when you eat the syrup, right? and then the inside of your throat's coated a little bit. you know what, thank you very much zimgamer9 and dirtyasbadger as well. and don't forget to pimp a butterfree. that's actually the name. to pimp a butterfree. to pimp a butterfree except for classic cb. butterfree is a great pokemon, it has psybeam.
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why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far.
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remember when he see the thing with gold member is that he says the word father funny because he's from a different country then at the end which gets electrocuted just to play it up a little bit more his last words are just father father father father over and over and over it's really well, the whole movie is about the father thing right so that's sort of them reinforcing it i guess yeah that was turning the subtext into fucking super super text yeah, oh
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i love that there's probably a handful of dads in the world that have just gotten totally stuck on the idea of borat. probably for the rest of their life they're gonna make borat jokes every day. that's like, you know when you see a light that's too bright? like you stare at the sun for too long, you always see like a little bit of that burn in on your eyes? yeah! that was borat for a lot of people. it's just like, dude once i saw borat i saw it everywhere. the sun is kind of like borat for dads in a way.
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like if they have to go, that's how. you don't get it, but as an adult you're like, there's a little bit of william wallace in every day. i just wish that i could die for my family at some point. there's a little bit of william wallace all over every day at the end of braveheart, am i right? am i right? they get pulled apart on that. and it was 500 years ago! he did get pulled apart, you're right. they stretched him out and sent him to all the parts of scotland.
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mmm, weird al is a little bit zenier. oh, i found it. i bet raphy fuckin' freebases clorox on the weekends. no he doesn't, you son of a he comes up with some crazy shit, man. so does weird al! weird al has just changed the word of the song. i do that every single day, all day. not in all of his songs, he makes up his own songs sometimes. yeah, nobody likes those ones. no, everyone likes them! you're telling me that you don't like albuquerque? i like albuquerque, i love you fuckin' love albuquerque.
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do i have magic duels installed? i actually do have magic duels installed. it's not even that big. you're not incorrect. yeah, it was like, it's less than two gigabytes. and these days two gigabytes is like nothing. it's the ones that are like 60, 70 gigs. those are a little bit annoying. yeah, that's what i like.
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yeah, they seem to value pyromania just a little bit in grade school. or they do the lighter thing where they like make it hot and then push it under your fingers? oh, that's the other one. what?! yeah, you do. okay, so if you hold your fingers over the fire but you keep them slightly separate instead of putting them together, the fire won't burn you. but if you put them together, it burns. so they would show off and be like, look, i'm toasting my fingers but it doesn't hurt because i'm a badass. and then you do it but you don't know the trick so you just burn yourself and you're like, man, that kid's a badass.
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little bit mentally a little bit dirty. no, no man. that was pretty real to me lego and or the joe and thank you very much for the subscription. hey wtf is odb. i'm not the cathedral now is yeah me too. oh
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even aloop is like prop fucking tosis. yeah, props tosis. and that guy knows everything there is to know about afterbirth, so... alright, trust his opinion. confirmed! oh, super pride. prop tosis is still worth saying prop fucking tosis about. well they probably wouldn't just reverse it and make it the worst item in the game, would they? no, that's reeee rope rump. what? you have a stroke? you like the filter i put on my own voice to... no. to make it sound like i was talking in reverse? no, it confused and scared me a little bit. i didn't like it at all.
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that goes a little bit like, i don't care about any of this politics shit. then you gotta grab your crotch and walk backwards for some reason. that's the shimone specifically from black or white. yeah, that's the one. from what?
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i mean we could all be coming on each other if we really wanted to. oh my god! this is like... oh! no! well played. sweet. well played. that was badass. that was pretty cool. i still kinda like that level. yeah, i like that level too. it's got like this weird meta of it. yep. makes you think a little bit. goddamn it, burgermaster! boop! who does a seamless install? is it? well, still, it's windows 10. i don't want it.
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i think we lost. yeah. we have exp we can do this one! look, on the upside, we know how the freaking two part one works now. yeah. yeah. you should decipher the simon says one too, because it's a little bit confusing. here we go first. okay. it's the word pNL, letter c. c e e? oh, oh, oh, no. just the letter c. okay, it's top right. top right. middle. middle blank. okay. they are... uh, middle left. uh, uh.
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disregard. there's those like psp launch game stuff like the mighty no. 9 looks like straight garbage. mighty no. 9? yeah. mighty no. 9 is fun! i got to play it a little bit. that was just a joke. it's not even out yet, i don't even get the joke. the graphics look like psp. alright, moving on. i don't even understand what just happened there. we're burning bridges, man! i like the dash mechanic. i haven't touched it yet.
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joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though
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it's like a never ending nightmare. yeah. sounds like pain. try and get away, it just keeps getting worse. huge fan of computers right now. this is what, you know, in a way i almost want to be like, this is what you get. you were mad that, you know, it caused a little bit of slowdown when i got a skype message, how do you like this shit? mr. green man shows up now. well, you're gonna get a new computer either way.
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you know economy probably yeah scrunch legs if they're sending you first class i want to get in touch with whoever you got negotiating that i don't need first class but you know those those business seats are kind of nice so the little extra leg room my feet just go numb if i can't move them around a little bit underneath me it's fair
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it was not the actual bands or music, it was all covers, yeah, by people. every song. which one was that? was that five? even guitar hero 2 was like that. yeah, it was like guitar hero 1 and guitar hero 2. and then they actually started getting the real music and i was like, whoa, guitar hero's growing here! like, what's going on? it's catching on a little bit.
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and then, um, you know, some other stuff around. and a short skirt long jacket is like in that beastie boys rock band tier of like, it's fun, but, you know, it's not that challenging. i gotta have some good challenge. oh, synth now. i'm waiting for like some, some flirting with disaster. like this song is fun and extremely fun to play and has a little bit of a talent. flirting with disaster is so hard. it is a great, it is a great rock band song though.
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you scum the seed. you know what, chat? you were naysay in my lost talent, so i'm not gonna give you the seed until we get a little further. i'm gonna hold the seed hostage a little bit. it's much more satisfying when you don't do the seed though and you just stumble across the run all natural. yeah, i mean, seeded lost runs... it's like, you know, buying a super nintendo game where you go to a casino. like, there's no, yo, i won.
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lots of dialogue. i usually do all my grinding off stream so that people don't have to suffer. like i won't progress in the story, but if i feel like i'm getting a little bit behind and it's late at night, i'll be like, all right, we're gonna call it here guys. and then i'll go watch netflix and i'll just find an area where i can stand the whole time until i can do it without having to heal. and then i just do that for like three or four hours and then i'm good to go for another five hours the next day. where are we at here? not our last life. here's your scene. w p e f 3 q e w.
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holymantle9lives and yet still people in chat are like, that's incredible. so that's how bad the run was, that we got the two items that guarantee you a win. a wing! i've had both of those and i was definitely not guaranteed. but i guess you're a bit better. i got this ludo run going here, i should probably load worms up and just continue this run later but it's so fun just moving my ring around. everything just dies.
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i very much enjoyed san francisco much more than la by the way, so... i like san francisco. we'll have a similar experience. i've been to san francisco a few times in my day. i like it. it's like a vancouver with a little bit of an extra scary edge associated with it. but that's cool because you'll say, hey it's a dive bar with like a bunch of old pinball machines. but also you may get stabbed. but...
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i think it's like 40. no, i thought it was 60. i don't know, or all around the board. we all have different numbers. alright, well maybe this isn't the best idea then. how about... did he scream, a, i'm walking over here? he did not. i think he said something like, fucking idiot! and i was like, alright dog. you should have said a, i'm walking over here. can you bounce him? oh, i thought i was gonna bounce him up. i'm not... a little bit. missed the mine! is that mine a dud or something?
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a lot of things could happen. if that little lip was gone, maybe. do i trust... nope, that's not gonna work. i might just take a hail mary shot over there. it's mostly pretty safe anyway over in this position. let's see, i wanna use the wind so i wanna aim a little bit more up. i licked my finger and we'll see how it worked. wow! that was really good! i told you i licked my finger!
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if there's a, i mean, excluding stuff like packs, probably once a month. yeah. well at least try to take freddy with me. i don't think that did it. maybe if he drowns? he kinda like skipped a spot there a little bit. he's still got his eyes over the water and that's what worms breathe through, so. aw man.
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give me two kilograms of that and do you have a good recipe for a dry rub? i've got people coming over. where you going? oh, okay, yeah. come on down. well, that's as far as i'm going. no way i can 1v3 him. i'm just gonna put some nades in the hole and hope for the best. actually, this is all part of the plan. well, let's be honest, that guy was a bit disposable anyway. yeah, he's kind of a outlier.
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i'm gonna take one down with me at least. maybe. i've seen you on the skytrain, but we got into different cars. that could have been me. i have ridden the skytrain before. on the regular. have you ridden the midnight meat train though? i have ridden the skytrain at midnight, which is a little bit like that. oh. thanks, megan, for the resub. does he have one hp? yeah. is that what that said? that said one. if i had one more turn, i think i could win. well, i'd have to kill both worms.
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okay, i think this is lot two out of ten. oh, yeah. i mean, i don't even want this i've been 600. uh, i gotta see what it is. i still don't know what it is. yeah okay. all right all right, i bit it up. i went to 800. oh, i'm in i did a bidder. i'm a bidder okay, i'm out i went for 12 rob's taking 13
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i guess i will have to communicate to you what the bomb looks like. i'm seeing it on the screen, but... or you have the stream open. yeah. yeah, there is a little bit of a delay. as long as we start repeating to each other right away. it is black, blue, black. okay, i've got page one. page one, cut the first wire if it is blue. second page, cut the second wire if it's white. page three, cut the third wire if it's black, which it is.
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i meant to have like i guess a little bit more ceremony about it, but i didn't even remember i just like you know i guess i've already done it. i probably died yeah, you've been having a bit of a rough go on your series lately i've noticed i have been some poor play and also if i may say something my own defense a lot of bullshit rerolls like on the reroll the whole run situation
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i can understand that. salty breakfast. that would be lovely too if i'm getting paid the 8 bucks per takoyaki, you know? yeah. yeah, we got the desserts too which were just like two little bites of something and it was like 5 euro. nice! whatever, it's a vacation, you go a little crazy on those things and you know, food is one of the few times you splurge a bit. don't attack me. don't attack me! ahhhh! i'm alive. that wasn't even a problem really.
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you gotta aim differently as a result of it. i'm having a bit of a rough time with this fallen fight right now and i shouldn't be. well, on the bright side you won't get 80% of the way through it and then teleport out probably. yeah, that's definitely gonna not happen. it's pretty unlikely. unless i like pop the teleport card. i almost died on that fight. oh my god.
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you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny.
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i think it's probably gonna be a win if i'm being honest. i really hope it is yeah, like guppy hive mind lord of the flies. it's pretty it's up there. my run sitting a little bit teetery right now it's a little 50 50 as to where this goes. where are you at on your run? i'm on necropolis one. oh, wow. okay. i've got a lot of health but it's like it's kind of going and coming pretty quick. yeah, you know, i've been there man. yeah absolutely
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i flew united and that doesn't have a funny connotation to its name. it doesn't have really anything to it. no, but i will say i had a bit of a self referential sort of like reminded me you moment where i was on the plane and i was on the way back and it was the seven hour flight overseas and i was seated next to an older couple and the guy in the middle i was against the window so i had like the kind of you know right up against it position. yeah lucky you.
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i wanted to be in the window, but anyway. he's a bigger guy. again, a bit on the older side, probably like late 60s, something like that. and he seemed to have a very odd sense of space around him, like he didn't really understand boundaries. and pretty much the whole flight, he had his elbow in my ribcage.
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yeah? but they shouldn't go beyond the armrest. i agree with that. your jurisdiction ends with the armrest. the window seat does have a little bit of a lean, and the aisle seats has a little bit of space on the side. i think if you're in the middle seat, the tax that you pay means that you get to have both armrests. in my opinion. okay.
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the window seat, you have something to lean on. you got a view, you got control of the shade. if somebody next to you has to get up to use the bathroom, you don't have to get up. i think in my position, i was the one in control of the shade because i was throwing it constantly. oh snap! with the lingo. and then if you're in the aisle seat, you can go to the bathroom and stretch whenever you want. you know, you got a little bit more space on your right or left side. but the middle seat is just the worst of all possible worlds.
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that sucks. like when i flew back from san francisco it was like 200 bucks for a two hour flight and i was like, ah that was like 140 and i had more space and i could get free food. i might be able to do it but at 200 i'm like no way. well i think it gets exponentially more important the longer you're flying though so if it's a two hour flight i can tolerate being crammed into a corner but if it's seven it's a bit of a problem then. that is true but then it gets proportionally more expensive as well. yeah they know they've got you by the balls.
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alright, maybe your bathrooms have been a lot bigger than the one i saw but it was like it was just a box exactly the same size and shape as your torso. oh you'd in the airplane back. yeah. yeah. well you got shoes on though right? yeah, i thought that was okay, that's fair. that's a bit different. i don't mind stepping on somebody's uh somebody's pee if i got shoes on yeah yeah, that doesn't bother me. i would still want some flip flops or something if i'm showering on an airplane oh
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it's a golden chest jesus christ and the golden chest is a half red heart in it. j. this is not possible jesus christ, i don't know what that is. you did a little bit of a jesus when you said that this is great. is that like mr. garrison? it wasn't anything. it was just a silly sound yeah, i guess it does sound a little mr. garrison whatever happened at south park is that show still in existence and still like super going i think i
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you know what's kind of weird is i'm almost feeling a little bit nostalgic that i'm gonna actually be saying goodbye to this game in its current form. yeah, i know i'm just getting more of this game. it's just an expansion, but it feels like the end of an era kind of... weird. yeah, it's a little strange. that's okay. i got another, uh, i got another teleport card. so this now is officially the most rebirth y run of all time. the lost godhead and probably two boss rushes. nice.
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although if they actually wanted to send me red bulls i probably would work out a deal with them because they drink a lot of them are kind of expensive. that's an expensive good. there's no question about it. they feel a little bit like fuel energy like units sometimes that i need them to do stuff. yeah, fuel units man. we don't even need money anymore. why don't we just call them fuel units? wish these jokers would stop jumping. fucking eight jokers jumping. it's not even christmas right now.
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you could have fooled. you have two pieces. you got a torsion bar that you slightly hold a little bit of pressure on to act like a key trying to open it and then you got the pin or the pick rather and you use that to push down the pins to see what order they become sticky in and then you find the one that's the most sticky and that's like the first in the sequence and then you find it out and then you slide them until you get the right combination. it sounds pretty cool. i beat the lost.
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every now and like some of these are super on but other ones just feel like kind of like arbitrary things that i've said a little bit they really need to add more talking nuts. i'll get behind that one tits sideways was also a quote
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i really only like original. i kind of also do only like the original too. it's just like the matrix movies. yep. one bit please? what does one bit palette look like? it's all white. oh man. like on black, but it's like every other shade that isn't white is also white. that sounds visually confusing. i don't think it's any better than the regular one. also i didn't describe that very well. i get it. when you said all white i thought it was like a joke. no.
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i'm not trying to make you feel bad anybody out there that can't use chopsticks well. it's just you you should take solace in it because it means that you can use chopsticks. you might just need a little bit more practice yeah, you'll get there. i gotta admit though. i do still think like the fork i know it's not appropriate for all kinds of food, but i think the fork is a superior eating utensil. oh
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and there's probably a little bit of florida inside those canadians as well. it's possible, yeah. sex tourism. canadians love, uh... oh, that's too loud. canadians love florida, man. florida is canada's flora for now. why do they love florida particularly? because it gets cold in the canadian winter, and then you go down to florida. you get the beaches and the warmth and the disneyland. mm hmm. that's pretty much it right there. it's mostly about disneyland and warmth.
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wait, so is that a good or a bad story? because they put you up in a hotel, so that's good. but you should have missed your flight. seems like a little bit of both. yeah. nick's trying to fucking stall me out here. no. sorry about that. this doesn't look like prince. i'm just gonna throw that out there. like, the art looks good, but if they were gunning for prince, they fucked up big time. his hair is not that square in real life. looks nothing like prince at all. here we go, get the economy going. oh, i don't have balloons. okay, that's fine.
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thank you, protosaber363 for the three months in a row. i'm just gonna let that hit me now. still not dead though. still alive, yeah. this music sounds like star fox. she's looking bleak. yeah, i think i've got a... got a little bit too much control.
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turns out you might do quite a bit of work with pills on this run oh, yeah, who would have thought that 15 cents for permanent stat upgrades would be like an awesome benefit not me because i didn't say that at all. exactly. i actually said the opposite of that which is pretty silly of me honestly. fuck it yeah, let's take the d4. dude take the d7 and then see if you can figure out what it does yeah, i sort of still don't understand it. oh god. what is wrong with my dude?
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it's a little bit. it's not really. well i mean it's an isometric action adventure game. i mean you like hit enemies quickly and zip between them a lot. that's kind of what i mean by that. yeah right? you silly nilly. i was gonna compare it to like some other isometric action games but after the description of you hit enemies quickly i think it's uh... titan quest or titan souls. yeah it's a little titan souls. titan quest and souls together. shut the fuck up about your ninja games.
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when you double your cubes of meat, you get the next level up. which means you can easily get that achievement now. yeah, especially with all the battery drops that happen in this game now. whip worm. woosh. it's not bad. man, i feel like, i talked about this with mathis a little bit, but i was like, lilith really kind of blows. except for greed mode, in greed mode she can be awesome. but in like regular hard mode runs, i feel like she's either like
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gonna troll it up a little bit exactly tyrone kicks up the the troll levels and then edmund is like i don't know i want people to see my vision clearly on the screen and then tyrone's like fuck you you little bitch just for that we're adding a fucking filter to the womb and we're never taking it away. yeah we're adding a new pill. it's called retro vision. oh god no
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what's retro vision? it makes it so you see an 8 bit and then it goes away and then it comes back for the rest of the run. please, tyrone! the reality is they had that floor to floor transition where it does the mosaic effect and they just thought that would be a fail. that's what that was. is that good? no, it's real bad. it's pretty annoying but i kind of like the trolly stuff in rebirth anyway so i'll allow it. thanks, tyrone.
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that one sounded a bit wrong actually. swallowed yesterday's lunch. oh, you were eating it with your nose. you're just snuffling it up like my cat. i'm gonna get some water. alright, good luck. thanks very much mrquaint11 for the $1.69. what is your favorite hot button political issue to discuss with nl and josh? also nl and from kansas city, go royals. i'm a big fan of discussing things like
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i don't know, like cat whiskers and pumpkin carvings. those are pretty hot. did you carve any pumpkins? i didn't, i thought about it though. i saw some cool isaac heads and stuff on twitter. made me kind of want to do it a little bit. how about you, did you do any halloween ing? i did, i mean, i did, i dressed up, and then i got drunk, and then i passed out some candy.
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they know i'll go over the entertainer. i don't like that's like a modified trick or treat right there kill me or entertain me i'm here at your stoop pick one or the other stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop. that's from hey arnold hey, i love the television program. i've never seen it. what's it about prize me? it's probably a little bit above your age level above my pay grade exactly that is true
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mean you know you do what you want to do, but if you don't play demon judge i think that use the big big old pee gonna call me a little bitch yeah, i might just say a little bit now at this point. yeah, they'll be with a big pee you don't have a big don't try to give yourself a really good man quickly just trying to sneak the big pee under the rug. yeah, you can't sneak a big pee if you ain't got a big pee you probably watch me take a couple of big peas in my life oops. oh
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that's a bit of a stretch, josh. i don't know. i've seen a blue vagina or two. here you go. your first winner is matt64. i thought you were gonna say matt cap, who actually worked on the game, and i'd say, matt, give it back! matt64, i'm sending you two codes. here you go. if they don't work, you bug tyrone about it. that's code one done.
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now let's play duck game. no, you can play a little bit more. afterbirth hero. i'm so salty i lost the world dream lost run. there'll probably be another one. how are you guys doing on your run? doing really well. i didn't ask you. i started a lost run. i'm still at the beginning, so... alright, you and me, nick. we're gonna start at the same time here.
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choco came through he said in my chat before if i said i would eat the booty like groceries you would donate a hundred and eleven dollars and so i said it now. i donated eighty four eighty six and says no you totes deserve this. thank you so much you're very welcome. it's pretty baller. i sold out a little bit, but thank you basically like a twitch prostitute yeah, all right nice thing to say if you're cool with it. that's all right. don't throw you off the level for saying that wow
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you know in italy there was a museum that had this display on and it was an installation piece and it looked like somebody had trashed the place with a party but like only in a certain area and then the the janitorial staff cleaned it up and the artist is very mad about it. isn't that the ultimate art that the janitorial staff cleaned up? i agree completely i think the better statement is that they cleaned it up and then the experience of having had your art cleaned up is actually quite a bit more profound than just showing a trashed area.
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you can't make like a modern art installation and then if somebody fucks it up, you know, be mad about it. i agree completely. as they all threw up on the floor. that was my art. you shouldn't have cleaned it up. it just adds an extra level of art to the art. yep. i'm with you. what? what? excuse me? somebody's a little bit or a little bit wild over here. and now i have my litmus test tomorrow. that's pretty good. i like that. whoa.
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oh, the call just ended. alright, well, fair enough. i'll uh... that was one of the stranger endings of a stream that we've done recently. thanks for joining us, rubblemuffin! i know you got stomped a little bit, but that's just the nature of the beast. it was still fun having you on. the game's really fun though. i think even like, no matter how you do in it, it's still just fun to play. uh... when are you gonna build some spaceships on imperi excuse me, emperion. i don't know. what's emperion? should i know about that?
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like 120 hours of afterbirth played now. yes. the two of us. oh my lord, that is absurd. well, we're gonna play a little bit more of it on the stream today. we're gonna play afterbirth, afterbirth, afterbirth. oh man, i'm excited. yeah, who would have thought, right? i'm operating under the assumption, cobalt, that you are kind of trying to unlock stuff, right?
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i never got to do that. pretty powerful start. i don't know about you, cobalt, you've played so much more of this than maybe you have some experience, but i feel like every single run where i fight ultra greed or hush, i do like the same amount of damage. i know there's some kind of scaling going on there, but i always seem to start doing more damage the lower my hp is. and that's what's freaking me out a little bit. it's like, i seem to do a lot of damage when i have like two hearts left.
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i love these little rear roll machines. they break now though, which is also something that needs to happen. i have not seen that yet. yeah, i guess those are a bit strong. has his hazel bearings. i beat a run with him my first one i loaded up and i found a quad shot, so...
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so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah.
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i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times.
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yeah. actually don't though. that's the original i asked for. let's just say we did and not... oh my dick shoots prop tosis. they nerf prop tosis a little bit. no! what have you got your balls tattooed like the bottom of brimstone's icon and then your dick tattooed like brimstone? please. your dick tattooed like brimstone. yeah. nice.
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i'm thinking i might try it out for myself. i will have to run that by kate though, but i'm optimistic. we're looking for a fetus. one penny. pick me up poop. no penny. damn it. this is like our last chance to have any chance. i'm not very optimistic. oh, everyone cool that kate's in chat? this is like a busted sewing machine or something like that. curse of the tower. i don't know what that means. that scares me a little bit.
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that item's still pretty good in my opinion. yeah, a little bit. a little bit good. i don't want to be too controversial. oh, has anyone tested getting all of the body, mind, and soul and godhead at the same time yet? not yet, but i was thinking about trying to do it here at some point. that's when you get the picture of edmund's balls. okay, as long as you get it eventually. have you guys found the other?
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of a dude and he's like, hey officer i got one question for you. what are those? and he like zooms in on his shoes. and this has become like really popular with like the 13 to 17 crowd. so i've been trying to incorporate it into a lot of my videos to kill it dead. alright cool. people are like super unhappy every time i say it and i think that just makes it a little better. what are those though? yeah exactly. and then if i can help it spread the twitch a little bit i think that's good as well.
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alright guys. oh, i hate myself twice. that's okay i mean, i'm always gonna have diagonal shots now that i have the tumor transformation since the transformations stack yes yeah, it's it's a bit of an issue. it's like a punishment for d for ink a little bit yeah, we're probably gonna do this a couple more times then go back to the regular mode guys this is faster. i think than actually playing through a regular mode but i
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sak head is op. sak head is nuts. it's so good. yeah, maybe they're probably gonna have to perhaps change that up a little bit. i don't know if we can do this to three hearts guys, but we're gonna damn well give our best here. i don't really know what's happening on my run either to be honest with you. i have a bunch of lives. i also have a bunch of lives. i have one. i'm just surviving. doing fine. i've got like tiny planet death's touch. also my head is a mushroom.
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calling a little bit bullshit on greed's hp, maybe? he's got quite a bit up there, yeah. he's dropping like nine epic fetus bombs on top of his face and he's just like, he's just chillin'. yeah, he's got a whale at him. why would i use two of hearts when i'm not even at half hp yet? i will use it if i need to, but uh... they just want to yell something at you. i guess so. i'm not at the point where two of hearts makes mathematical sense yet.
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it's just a little bit darker. it's not as big of a visual difference i don't think as the other ones are that catches your eye as much. scarred wound is my favorite because it doesn't have that filter over it. makes me so happy. i agree with that. that's why the one reason i don't like the burning basement right now is because the smoke makes it impossible for me to see. that's about it. it's not impossible, but like difficult. i've noticed sometimes there's more or less smoke.
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yeah, start shooting and then hit a different direction real quick after your first direction real fast. oh all my tears follow the... all right. yeah it's really weird. i don't know. no. you can use it a little bit. like the knife is kind of crazy. you know what? that's actually pretty cool. i think it's pretty good for the best part. bend around corners really well like this. for all those times in isaac you need to bend your shots around corners. yeah, it's like wanted.
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yeah, i guess you're right. i've already gotten people who are like, how do you not know this? and i'm like, the game's been out for four days, man! let's cool it a little bit here. silenthunter, thank you for the subscription as well. it is a little weird that we're having fights about the meta already when it's like...
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surprised it doesn't just make you hate it. it's like too much. i don't know. yeah, i mean it's like a testament to how good the formula for free birth is. the more i play it, the more i enjoy it. you learn a little bit more of the strategy, another wrinkle in the dark and you start to unravel the mysteries.
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it's not that bad. i went inside the newgrange thing, it's like this little claustrophobic little like tunnel under the ground. and i found out that's the test, because you have to squeeze through a bunch of rocks that are like smaller than the size of you. yeah. and i think a lot of people were probably a little bit fidgety about that. i didn't really have any problem. and then you go stand in this hole in the ground in the dark with a bunch of other people.
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supposedly it only takes about 20 minutes to cycle the map. that is actually... now we've come around on the other side of it, and i hope that's not true because that would make your night kind of a bust maybe. busting makes me feel good, so i'm probably into it anyway. you could cycle it multiple times. well we're gonna go around it, not just across it, so it's gonna be a bit longer than you thought. oh you're gonna do the circumference? yeah yeah. good god. we wanna see the coastline, experience the shore and the windy mountains and things.
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so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man.
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get to this run? get to the really good stuff, you know, the nitty gritty. that'll carry you greatly. nitty gritty really sounds like a cat litter brand. it really does! it's the gritty kitty from ren and stimpy, i think. oh, that's like a real thing, okay. well, a real fake thing. right, but it's like an existing... everything that's real is fake at one point, you know? except like, hydrogen. wait, is that true? i gotta think about that for a bit. you don't have to think about it that much.
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maybe we just shift it all back a little bit and play more bomber knots or i was thinking why don't we just do one more isaac hard mode run okay, if we can knock that out in time. all right. what do you wanna do? yeah, just give me a seat for hard mode we don't have to do isaac we can do eden or something. it's up to you. yeah eden. that's good hard mode seed coming g2 sh okay pdc seven
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okay, this run is now. it's removed me from my salt crust. there are real dreams on this run. and i'll f that item. this item is great. great for flavor at least. you know, it's like a seasoning. you wouldn't want to eat a whole, you know, a whole pound of garlic salt, but you throw a little bit in your chili and you're gonna be proportionally pleased, i think. you're that excited about marked? yeah, man. it's pretty good. you never have to worry about firing again. you just aim.
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got good damage. yeah, i guess since i play on a controller that feels a little bit more intuitive. on keyboard i feel like that would be annoying. i don't know man. it's all the same up here. i'm pointing to my brain right now. yes, we will do this. having it with ipecac sucks though. ipecac is one of those rare items in the game it's impossible to lose with. if you're trying to do that challenge where you can't miss any shots this would basically be the death of you. yeah, that would be pretty messed up. i would not dispute that.
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please tell me that that is about anal sex. mud shovel? it's like a spinal tap song. that's a bit uncomfortable to call it that, but yeah. fucking mud shovel. yeah, i was down with stained from their first album, and then i didn't like them after that. they were huge! fred durst put them on the map, man. yeah, that's why i knew about them. i'm on the outside, i'm looking in. they were on the family values tour, i think.
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alright run is still alive. oh shit should be an actual unlock for me if we could do this abel oh it's a great item one of the best. i'm surprised. they didn't give him a little bit of a buff point three extra damage would be fine probably deserves above but you are not as able as though it's the forgotten son so they had to forget him yeah, oh he's confused and shooting in the wrong direction greatest day of my life
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wish i didn't it's alright. it's alright happens. you already helped me cheat a little bit so um yeah i don't know why i thought i'd be able to see the items in the shop when i couldn't see the other items but uh one of them is the compass ooh soul hearts and goat head he's cool. oh weird on sues that doesn't help at all. what's this right now? okay, shooting fingernails. that's all right. i like fingernails. yeah, i think it's an okay item oh
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little displeased that i had the tumor transformation along with it, but no that was gonna happen regardless. what's going on with that? you see that fingernail? it's like a sticky bomb shot or something if i'm about to die, i'm gonna jam on this d4 and hopefully come out the other side smiling that's the secret otherworldly baby's helping me out a little bit. i do have i got donkey kong tears man. these are like bananas
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that's a lot of shots. alright, i've been hit two more times. oh, my vampire's saving me though. i got hit like ten times on the start of that room. that's no good at all. i also have pyros, so that's helping out too a little bit. i guess we could like fight megasade. did you get a second key piece or dad's key? yeah, somehow. i don't remember doing it, but apparently it happened. oh, that would be so good if i could get both of those done. you best not re roll. look, i'm gonna level with you. i'm gonna be re ruling.
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makes it makes a bit of a difference by what i jump jars five corrode pots one teleport jar and one revive excuse me. could you just do that for me? all right, you got to do it because you it means you got to get all the all the berries first yeah, you're proving like a base level of competence. i don't have that i just jumping without running make you jump higher that's counter and like that doesn't make sense. oh running before increase is horizontal. i get it makes sense to me devs. oh
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tutorial rat is the worst enemy well okay how do you guys use the sword like do you do you like try to land i just i literally threw the sword away and just ran oh i jumped at stuff and then on the down stroke is what hit it because i landed on the rat and then that was enough for it to kill me yeah you gotta land in front of it and the sword has a little bit of arc to it all right we'll see if that works oh easy is running my life right here
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and i get a ooh, ooh! oooh! oooh! oooh! it's so fuckin' loud! sorry! my eardrum has ruptured. i didn't know what you were reacting to there. that was really good. i think i got bit by like a black widow spider. i honestly thought you seriously hurt yourself just then. holy fuck! it sounded painful. it really is a story to people. normally i adjust the audio before i turn the game on but i just forgot.
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it only looked like they wanted you to pay real money for cards. yeah, that's correct. that's why i don't play that. i'm not doing that. just draft instead. yeah, okay, so is that free? no. well then that's just so no, if i'm gonna buy cards, i want real cards. you're not playing with the cards anyway, you should get the online ones you actually play with. i mean, i understand. i might try a bit. is there like a way i can like...
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but i'm gonna get two or three hours of entertainment out of it. yeah. sit down, pour yourself a nice beer, you draft, you have a good time. and then if you do really well, you probably made your next draft a little bit cheaper. potentially free, but probably just cheaper. it's all over now. i'll consider it. mather said he's gonna do it. of course he said that. problem is, it's like i still just, i...
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i'm sorry guys that i suck at this game. i thought you won that one actually i just i i fell off surprise thank you pirate black for the eight months in a row welcome back so you think this song sounds a little bit like do you think you're better off alone by alice dj? i never knew the title of that actually oh i kind of hear ya f
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oh, mr. now, hey put that baseball away something about mary reference for a little bit there killer pinata does that make you happy back? oh, no way. oh i got big arms get ready. oh watch out. he's gonna hug you hug this dodge this hmm. hug me hug me. oh, oh
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here, try to kill me fox. someone in my chat has actually seen squeezable tomato sauce. has? yeah. oh, i don't believe it. i do. it's a big world out there and a lot of things come in bottles these days. you can get a boat in a bottle? can you get that? silly. yeah, that's actually quite common. perhaps a poor example. is it me and nick again? yeah. yo, surprise. bomb or not down a bit, there we go.
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one gun should just be a normal gun but with slightly higher range. what's a normal gun then? just a pistol? normal gun is a machine gun that shoots knives. okay. that was my bomb box. you wanna fight about it? alright. i'm going over, over here now. i know where you're going with that one. yeah, and i had to stop because it offends you. a little bit.
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i'm at half a heart. nah, you guys are... you'll get it. how do i get keys? there's no way to get keys on this floor. i'm more interested in how you spent the keys. i use bombs or key and then don't have to use. oh, okay. yeah, that makes a lot of sense. it's not... yeah, i mean i didn't want this to happen, but it's what happened. you guys notice the poop has been buffed a little bit? what... how does poop work?
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so you can't get like red hearts at all with this guy. this shit is better than the fuck your mother strategy. you can get red hearts, but you gotta bear with it a little bit. you gotta like get lazarus rag or dark judas and then respawn and then get an hp upgrade and then you can get red hearts. interesting.
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so i think you really have to just like go super alpha on someone if you don't hear them the second time. you gotta be like, yo speak up! speak up! oh yeah, then that'll put the insecurity in them instead of them putting it on you. yeah. well, sorry stuart little, couldn't hear ya. maybe you can speak up a little bit. and then they, you know.
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i haven't quite figured out how to use that properly yet. yeah there's probably a great strategy for it. i just don't know what it is. it's gonna ignore it sad bombs that's an okay item. yeah, that bombs gets in the wind. thank you for your five months in a row and sorry if i'm being a little bit despondent right now i only just like 20 minutes ago was at the very end of undertale so it was a bit emotional and now i'm trying to bring back my normal self
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because they were arguing for a bit before she pulled out the sword. right, it was a stage, it was like a pantomime. freddie mercury was looking at the stage like, she's lying. it's like that weird lone piece of poop that hangs out.
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pretty good a little something to that there's a new thing called pixar you know every movie they make is a 100 rotten tomato score except for cars well no i think it is sad though a little bit that there's not much in the way of like hand drawn animation anymore but i you know going too far in the other direction a little silly too yeah you know what really bothers me is when i can go to my faucet and
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oh, oh, oh, oh, did you not shoot i shot, but he fainted over his duck man. so ducks do best oh fucking that didn't work out get away from me my speech use couldn't help you got a problem a bit off my game today. oh
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i was willing to go the distance there. yeah, no. it's a little tough over here with no guns, huh? alright. what is your opinion of mudvayne? i liked them quite a bit until their third album and then i started to like them less. because i like the beatles. wait, who'd you like? the beatles? mudvayne. i liked the mudvayne until the beatles' third album came out.
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just gonna float down gently. yeah, i'm gonna be in the air for a bit. and now go back to 720p. that's actually probably a good idea. in 1080 it's probably, the bit rate's a little too low. alright, you guys handle this for a sec. i'll be right back. alright. good luck. don't let us get scored on. do you want to see my beach bowl? alright, i'm back. senor sassy bottom. i expect to see some high flying goals here. there's gonna be no flying goals.
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around those times? that's not even an intro to math, that's like a... that's an outro. 70. outro! the outro to math. debriefing. that's where they take your underwear off. debriefing. underwear. man, it's like, you'll get too much speed on this one, huh? i like it, it gives you a little bit more time to work. i missed that one. oh!
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high gravity. 1v1. no one ever hit the ball. exactly. it kind of makes me want to throw up a little bit. yeah, i just hate it. i hate everything. does the time go slow too? because it shouldn't. i think the time is normal. fuck that. fuck you canadian cannabis piece of shit. wow, that's like super rude. yeah. good. he's not dang weed. why did that not happen? oh, because everything goes super slow.
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you wanna say after this one i'll try to get baron? moonball, large gravity low, boost recharge fast. is this like the first one that we tried playing? yes. you think it's just gonna cycle them now? they haven't had a cube in a bit so that's probably good. i like, i like pinball, i like moonball. this one seems moonier than the last one. oh no! it's just dark. maybe that's why. dark side of the moonies. you got it. i'm trapped. hello kate, what's up?
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how does this have it have been sitting in this room all day you've gone through an emotional journey yeah it's an artificial scarcity, what does she want? that was a great shot. what's your face? like a spider was on my nose a second ago was it i just flipped out a little bit and jazzed this lighter on your nose operation
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we're playing the craziest variant we can possibly muster basically. the fastest, heaviest ball that's small. oh it's heavy? heavy and small. so it's gonna be sort of like dark matter then. heavy small ball. yeah. with a small ball with tight gravity. it's gonna be sort of like dark matter. it's gonna be like this tiny little thing but it's center of gravity is so high. there it is. oh wow. it's like bouncing spikes. it really does have a little bit of energy to it.
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it's very hard to hit the ball, however. oh yeah it is. there we go. i got one. it's so heavy! it just like falls completely flat instantly. you need to lighten this ball up a little bit. yeah maybe. lighten the load? i cannot like... i can't hit the ball at all. my power slide feels like i'm turning through molasses.
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oh, you never with a video file over yeah, i can just like get after it off youtube pretty much exactly it suffers a little bit and also i'm just like a little lazy it's like when they copy the vhs tapes over and over and over again so you can barely see anything on them. yeah, i
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i feel like that's what we're going back to on the internet. maybe this sounds like a little bit too much like back in my day but you ever see like, you know people will post a picture now and it'll be like so much jpeg artifact and you're like
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made a video and then redownloaded it and re uploaded it like re encoded it redown and re uploaded 200 times and when it starts out it's like crystal clear and then at the end. he's like some kind of fucking ring monster nice, just like you can't even understand what he's saying at all which is i mean i'm glad you mentioned that as well because you already procced me off a little bit when you said the vhs tape and i wanted to get your opinion about that the ring just doesn't make any sense all right not at all. oh
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you know, sometimes it just takes a little bit of practice to bring out a little bit more in you, because i was terrible actually at drawing up until like the second year before college. and then i actually just started sitting down and like really taking time to pay more attention to things and i actually got a lot better. to the point where i kind of wanted to make a career out of it and then, you know, i ended up not doing that but i still got the graphic design education anyway. in the words of bob ross, talent is just a pursued interest. yeah! oh.
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i love dust touch still, even though it looks crappy now. thank you also to kazeo and zonnandah for your resubscription, the both of you. thanks very much guys. resub hype! yeah, serpent's kiss is really awesome. so is thame. i think they nerfed maul the void a little bit. because i was making a ton of hearts with it before and now it doesn't seem to make as many but it still does every so often.
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are you using your custom levels? yeah man, i added a bunch. i got like five new ones today. i'm excited. custom maps... we'll say 10%. probably fair enough. is the game loud guys? i'm sorry. there we go. that kinda sounded like you were being rude to your chat. like, oh is the game loud chat? i'm too loury. you want me to turn it up a little bit? why don't you fuck up chat? is it too soft for you? yeah. you gotta pop up the sound levels?
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oh god damn it, there's just a gun there. i might have to rework this one a little bit. it's not my favorite anymore. showdown at high noon. i think i'm getting a better idea of how to position levels for flow now, so i'll probably go back to some of these old ones. oh god. what is the point of the key? i stored it in the purple thing. oh.
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i like how the turkeys are turning around. whoops! there's like three turkeys just sitting right there. no point on that? nah, i killed myself too fast. dude, dude. yeah, i like to do well, kat, so i try to focus a little bit. what?! there it is. mallard attack. oh, here we go. good luck. this is the mind game level. don't you do it! oh no, i went for it!
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nah, it's pretty controlled actually. let's see if i can fix it. i got plenty of time. control you. that's a bit better. girl. you enjoying what you're eating there? you don't like the food you eat, i guarantee it. that's a bit better. oh, oh, it's a little glitter in the corner. you know what? i gotta do this, don't i? no, don't.
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yeah, my headset is a bit too shiny. it's picking up all the green and then making my headset partially invisible. so how was your guys' day so far? pretty cool. i watched alpaca patrol stream on twitch tv for like three hours. that was fun. i made duck game too. i made duck game maps. and i posted some undertale stuff. you should play undertale by the way. it's pretty good. i bought it for the code. it's a really good one. but don't show it or say it. yeah, that's pretty good.
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c3po is always bitching at him. he is, he is a little bit of a bitch. yeah, the beeps took it here. really? it was sensible. 71%. wow, i thought that was gonna lose real easy. the only thing worse than standing in a really long line is standing in a really long line for twitch merchandise or another really long line.
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hmm. i didn't say fml at the end. i think that helps it a little. yeah, i instantly regretted that so my bad. i won't do that anymore. i was like that's cheating a little bit. i think i would have said the only thing worse than standing in a really long line is standing in a really long line for even longer. i don't know that doesn't it's not very good. that's why they give you next section. whoa another really long line crushed it.
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freddy fizzles freddy fizzles or the funky forest you guys alliterated with the same letter freddy my cat the funky forest my cat was laying on my chest before i went to bed last night and then smelled my armpit and then it bit me on the chest what does that even mean
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it was like so offended by the smell it bit me. it was ryuka, right? yeah, it was ryuka. yeah, i don't think tonal would do that. the funky forest has just destroyed it. 79 to 21. frunk eddie frizzle and the funky forest. that's like jk rowling's first book. yeah, right. where she landed on harry potter. oh, nick's got a pretty strong lead. oh, thank you.
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get back into the youtube grind. so, you know, that's happening. and normally my schedule with twitch is monday, wednesday, fridays. mondays at nine, wednesdays at eight, fridays at six. but i'm not quite on that schedule again yet. but, you know, soon. i streamed a bit today. so, you know, you can follow me over there too. it's a good time.
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sweet thanks for watching the northernlion live super show airs every monday wednesday thursday 3 to 6 p.m. pacific standard time 69 p.m. eastern standard time except for wednesdays, which is a little bit earlier. thanks to today subscribers according to move out i think some of them were missed but dick fuck the dog smasher egg. oh, yes egg i love
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yeah, egg opa sarang hey, i love you egg father. the white knife. cracking up these games. shiny zebra. the jacko 189. jmanvy. or j m onvy. hallie96. it's probably hallie berry. think she was born in 96? boy that would make her like 19 now. that would make her 5 when she was in swordfish, which i have a little bit of a problem with. in like 6 when she's in monster's ball. xander dota. hainongman.
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and i killed myself on my own and shriek once just to test the challenge out to show people what it did. so that doesn't count. my actual attempt, i did it first try. well you're probably the best dude out there to do them, so i would say if anybody should do it, it should probably be you. i'm definitely struggling a bit on some. the guardian challenge i had to do like four times because you could instantly get your guy killed from a spike or a poop. if he stepped on a spike it took four hearts of damage from you.
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i have to say watching it back as an older person now, it wasn't as good as it was when i was younger. believe it! okay, that also really messed with my head a little bit. i watched originally the japanese one and when i watched it again i watched the english dub because i wanted to do other stuff while i was watching it and i didn't want to keep reading. so it didn't have the impact and i still love the show but it wasn't quite as good this time. i heard shippuden is better. yeah, i never watched that yet. oh really?
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it wasn't as bad as everybody had said it was. the action scenes were good, it was just a little repetitive of everything else. i think comparing exclusives between ps4 and xbox one, there aren't really a lot for xbox going right now. so, i'm just gonna wait and see. maybe if someday they make some more stuff happen, i'll change my mind. yeah. force is an exclusive? well luckily i don't play racing games. i play a little bit, not enough to care.
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how are you doing on this fine thursday afternoon, nick? i had a nice chuckle i watched the nintendo direct. i saw there was some internet uproar about this. what's going on? why are people mad at nintendo now? well, nobody's really that mad. i think it's just me just having a laugh a little bit. but the culmination of the whole thing was their announcement that cloud is coming to final fantasy. he's already been there, to smash brothers. ok.
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i just had a chuckle because the way they started it out gave a little bit and maybe this is me reading in too far but a little bit of a metroid vibe because it showed a bunch of stars for a while. and then they closed in on the usual smash brothers logo and i was like, oh man, could have just been a metroid announcement. yeah. yeah. one day man, one day. thank you tbaa for the wreath sub and starbright plays for the new sub as well, much appreciated.
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i don't know where you are. oh, i was in the burning basement one having just beaten the boss. i was going back to clean up a little bit. sensible. good idea. don't blame you. so how was your day so far? anything new? it's been good. i did the daily. today's daily was a lot of fun.
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i don't know, there's gotta be a few others. it should be a minecraft daily. i can't wait for that. that's gonna be the best. it was pretty good though, you know. i had a bagel. oh those are fantastic. yeah, i've been on like a little bit of a bagel kick lately. and that's about it. that's my day. only cream cheese? that's it? it was, it was herb and garlic cream cheese. okay. you know, it's not like i'm messing with that like irrelevant shit, you know. i just figured there'd be bits of some kind of veggie in there.
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mmm, and the other disappears, so it's not about the devil deal anymore in this i was playing as the lost i would probably take brimstone i hear you on that one. i figured out a way to make you say the thing i wanted you know the fact that you can just hide out over rocks and fire that brimstone shot in i think is pretty good on the other hand they're gonna probably keep slamming into the rocks right and the knife will stick out over the edge, so i'm still working so though a little bit more harrowing yeah, yeah a lot of heroin hmm
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but i know the game likes to be a bit of a tease with that lately so no guarantees. i haven't really been becoming guppy that much either. probably a better thing honestly, we get it every time before. i like how there's more transformations in the game, but like kind of all of them are meaningless still except for guppy. like everybody wanted more transformations and they're like okay we did it, but they don't do anything. this one puts a mushroom on your head.
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then you're on a really really strong run. i think it makes it easier, but it also makes the the character much more fun so i think it comes down to like whether you you care about like the bravado of having beaten the loss before it was easy, yeah, or if you care about actually having a character that is like a little bit more meaningful to play as chris haste and blue bagel of sun crustables. thanks for the gargantuan recess much appreciated. oh
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it's funny looking at sort of the retrospective of the situation because i remember when i first found out loss was even a thing at all i was like well, i'll never do that. that sounds like a nightmare. i'm not interested in ever participating in that eventually like well, it's still there. i still haven't done it so i guess i just have to do it now and you know, i feel like i got a lot better at the game for having put myself through it it was a bit of an ordeal though. i don't know sometimes i love the isaac community but sometimes i do find it a little bit like
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i disagree with this decision. you know, i've been harping on the daily challenge scores and the banal minutia of the feedback that i have for that and people are mad at the patch look like time gated items and you know, the hush is bad game design. the hush is fun because it's like a skill check that doesn't exist in other phases of the game. i'm just like, you know, i'm ready to just sit back and play this for like six months and then you know come at it with a little bit more information.
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finally beat the guardian challenge last night. that was a big relief. yeah, that's that's bullshit challenge. i don't know maybe speed is a little bit more bullshit, but that guardian fight against red mom has left a permanent bad taste in my mouth. that is one thing i will say is like a little bit. oh
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also i had stopwatch on my final run which helped quite a bit too. ah yeah, i can imagine. and that is not a part where you should feel any shame for using stopwatch, because damn that run. they're like, on the speed challenge and on the, um, on the other challenge, the guardian. you should use whatever you need to succeed. yeah. that's my philosophy on that. i have not beaten speed either. i think i only have speed and blue bomber and one other one left. blue bomber is very, very doable.
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alright, so little by little one day at a time we'll get all these hushes done and then we'll work our way onto the other stuff i guess and on inch by inch row by row gonna make that garden grow if i could hook up my loss with a freaking holy mantle i think we'll be done in like i could be done in a couple days if i really tried yeah, that's probably true finding all the rest of this stuff could be a bit what happened to those afterbirth keys tyrone gave to you i
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thanks very much for watching, appreciate it. i, uh... bumbo just paid out with an hp upgrade. oh. bumbo's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, doesn't he? yeah. bumbo's doing some wild and crazy stuff here. my run's over, i can do something for a bit. yeah. find a way to kill maybe like ten minutes, and you'll be... you'll be good. guess i should have stood there, huh? just taking that one in. time to give up fallout 4 to do greed mode grinding. seems a little premature to me. thank you, based bumbo.
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i was a little surprised you said it, because that one got my flag up a little too. is it? it's a rudeness? you know, it's like calling somebody a wolf. i don't know, what does that mean, calling somebody a wolf? they like women in a way that's maybe a little bit more than is average. that's mean. alright, brimstone. oh, brimstone monstro's long works.
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fighting the stain as the law seems like a bit of a dangerous proposition. yeah, that's tricky this is my first time like fighting ultra greed since the buff you like in it i don't know. i mean the coins are like, you know, they're really tanky now notice that yeah, i have no black powder seems pretty sweet against the the the doors that open though like that's doing wonders for me just keeping a circle on the ground so if they walk over to me they just die
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bomb o. yeah. oh right, that's the next thing i've got to worry about is how i'm gonna get freaking 999 coins in that thing. that's gonna take a bit. now i am ready when you are. alright. i am... done. ooh, book of shadows. sweet, we're gonna be glad to play some speedrunners. don't go anywhere! see you soon. i can't see myself mounting this, nick. you know i'm gonna have to quote that. you do what you gotta do. you cannot diplopia diplopia. i just checked. damn. well, thank you for looking into it, stuart.
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but i am a bit sad about that. alright, let's get the dudes involved. we got one... two... it's alright. i'll get them up to speed. i'm not a wolf chat. i bet rob's heard of what i was talking about. oh, maybe the british lady will show up if one of them doesn't pick up. yeah, exactly. hello! hey!
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what are we doing? we're gonna play speedrunners. i'm gonna try and make a room in that but that's always a little bit iffy. okay. this is play. i'm gonna go custom. alright, i'm gonna get a couple of yogurt. are you drinking a go gurt over there? i'm having a fusion. a go gurt fusion. mm hmm. is that the proper way to ingest a go gurt is to drink it? is that what it is? well, what else are you gonna do with a go gurt?
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it's real weird. so they're just gonna put glasses on sharkman or something. we'll be okay. how many crate blocks did you guys get that round? we're gonna need some drills to get into those. oh, i get it. it was a bit overkill to make that joke, i'm just saying. there, you saved it! look, it's old speedrunners music. you guys know we have to hate a new developer now, right? oh really? yeah, which one do you want to do today? i can't wait.
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oh! they know what they did. i think i told you this before, but it reminds me quite a bit of in my college there was like a bunch of dudes that met up in the cafeteria and they all had fake anime swords and they would like fake sword fight each other in the cafeteria. i was very upset. i was venting my still pent up rage over those dudes at magic draft who got really mad that i accidentally took out a foil basic land.
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wow. oh shit, i counted your comment with my own. well, they're comments now? that's a meatball bear. it's a meatball. that's a meatball bear. meatball bear, that sounds better. that's alright. it's the new subway sandwich. oh my, i think i tackled you as you were hooking. it's like the ultimate pyrrhic victory. that's what the police do. nice. it's a bit of a stretch. stop desisting.
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subscription to a power place. honestly, i don't know if you're joking or not. ah shit! yeah, yeah that got a bit weird. wow what the fuck? yeah. alright buddy check this out. you wanna exit ryuka? you can go. why don't they just sell a chair that's got the fridge built in? i don't want that. well think about how long you're gonna spend away. you could have prestige while you went out to get your mountain dew. what you just sprinted through those boxes?
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i didn't even hate it though. people, i didn't hate it. i thought we were having a little bit of fun, but chat was like holy shit fucking sell out sell out jesus christ like oh okay. it's like i'm sorry. it's just an hour calm down we weren't even doing like the bullshit
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like, as if that means we've always changed to that or something. it came out like two days ago! i think a safe assumption for this particular show is that if you see a show of one thing, that will be reflective of the show forever. for all of time. yeah, with never having said that that's a plan or anything, just assume it. anyway, i don't like complaining about stuff like that, because i really like doing the stream. but i've been venting a little bit, so it's all good.
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super smash bros 4 is a little bit more technically impressive than 99 nights. i hope i'm not rumbling too many feathers for the past 8. i actually legitimately disagree with you. that is a line straight from a review of the game. alright, that's a fucked up little gate thing. don't let him hear you say that. not insulting the wii u. it's just literal truth.
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