Quotes about “Bisexual Morpheus”
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or some burn skills. it's frozen 2 again. you raise a good point. double haste makes a lot of sense. hey, enlil, i still don't get your gay morpheus joke. it's not gay, it's bisexual morpheus, faint bunny. then you said, should i watch the matrix again or watch the sequels? you should watch both of the sequels once and then not watch the third one ever again and then watch the first one again, in my opinion. i think reloaded kind of bangs. it's probably my favorite anime at least.
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you're blowing my mind here. the joker has a wife? it is kind of. bisexual joker be like, you do not want to know how i got these scars. does it make sense? does it even make sense? it's at least a callback to the bisexual morpheus joke. i'm realizing you actually can't make jokes about anything. people are like, what kind of scars does he have? you've missed the point of the joke. i'm not saying he got the scars in some kind of sexual catastrophe.
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buttfucked by neo, bro. i guess so. okay, fine. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus taking back shots. because you're using it for the first time. thank you, now it's good. six wins! i hate to say it, you're actually right. bisexual morpheus is an inherently funnier phrase than gay morpheus. gay morpheus is pretty funny, but bisexual morpheus is way funnier.
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i also feel like watching the movie, i feel like morpheus. he kind of gives off like a bisexual aura in the movie. what do you think about that? we got enough time to get into this. obviously he has had a previous relationship with niobe, so that covers one half. but he also, i mean, do you see the way he's serving when he gives that keynote speech at the tedx zion sweaty rave in the matrix 2?
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like i can't go back to 1997 and be like stop throwing your nerf soccer ball into the ceiling and then breathing in the particles that fall off. all i'm saying is my generation was legit breathing in the chemicals. yeah, this is fucked bro. i gotta do this. it makes no sense at all. no, you don't have you could do this. i'm puggin', i'm chillin'. i'm bisexual morpheus. people in 2060 be like, oh, skibbity? so true.
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new line break? gay morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they iced me bro. why does he have to be gay? because he's getting buttfucked by neo bro. i guess so. okay fine. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. thank you, now it's good. six wins!
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i hate to say it, you're actually right, bisexual morpheus is an inherently funnier phrase than gay morpheus. gay morpheus is pretty funny but bisexual morpheus is way funnier. i also feel like watching the movie, i feel like morpheus, he kind of gives off like a bisexual aura in the movie. obviously he has had a previous relationship with niobe
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bisexual morpheus taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. i thought you were trying to get away from this ark of comedy. this is a reversion. i think that's... i'm telling mcdonald's on you. you what? i'm telling mcdonald's on you. i think you nailed it. yes! this just feels like the sequel to the dog joke. no, no, no. that one, that's vile. it's not even his joke. he stole that. i was there. how do you stop your dog from humping your leg?
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yeah, actually like a lot of what i say is more funnier for sure, but also like more offensive than just the f word. like bisexual morpheus be like, neo why does my ass hurt? bisexual morpheus be like because you're using it for the first time. trying to explain that joke to the principal of my daughter's school is going to be way more difficult than being like, you know,
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but i don't know, i think morpheus has bisexual energy and i'm not just making a joke. he obviously had a relationship with a woman on zion. in zion? it's not really a planet, it's like an underground city. between zion? in? i don't know, i gotta think about it. at? that doesn't sound right, that sounds like an indie band. but i don't know, doesn't he have, i should say he has pansexual energy.
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there's a line break every time a new person speaks which happens like every three seconds you're pissing me off is what i'm trying to say. what do you mean you spark notes romeo and juliet the shit is it's 31 pages man, and now i still don't get your game morpheus joke it's not gay as bisexual morpheus faint bunny. then you said should i watch i
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i'm just... my gears are turning for a based jumping joke, but i'm just trying to figure out where it is. nah, you'll get there. i'll let you guys know when i'm up to speed. you guys didn't like my gay morpheus joke this morning, huh? oh, you mean a gay morpheus joke? didn't like mine either. i've been working on it a bit. okay, so here's the joke. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. i thought you were trying to get away from the circuit comedy.
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i like this one that says, i fucking love the r4, which is a bus in vancouver. and then there's like six other bus lines right after it. they got kory out here, man. they got kory out here in the atlantic ocean. bisexual morpheus, apollo, me and dune. they got me with the whatever the dune, the nose plug is. i like that one. that's some good stuff, man.
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i like this one that says, i fucking love the r4, which is a bus in vancouver. and then there's like six other bus lines right after it. corey got corey out here, man. they got corey out here in the atlantic ocean. bisexual morpheus, apollo, me and dune. they got me with the whatever the dune, the nose plug is. i like that one. that's some good stuff, man.
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bells appear more often. i mean that is good. let's see what we're cooking here. ambitious patterns multiply and increase charm space by one. increase charm space by one. it's that simple. we don't want to win. we don't want to win yet. 21 mult? 21 mult's pretty good, but what about the chips man? chips are coming next. i can't get bisexual morpheus out of my head? i thought it has a certain cellar door type quality to it. bisexual morpheus. bisexual morpheus.
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