Quotes about “Bisexual”
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of the proclivities of the same gender, if you know what i mean. they're nothing wrong with that! ...bisexual, nothing wrong with that! they make out with one another, nothing wrong with that. but when they do, one of them becomes a sword. and then, the other one picks up the sword and uses it to fight demons? oh. that's kind of how i feel as a person when a lady makes out with me. yeah, i become a sword as well. ready to stab things.
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you like that movies. i mean, i'm okay with that movie is that burning train wreck don't you? i'm just i'm burning trainer i guess it's not that good. it's probably one of j moore's best movies certainly beats the shit out of like you know the incredible bert wonderstone that movie was straight garbage straight garbage. yeah. no, i'm movie was trash mmm straight trash. look, i don't know what you guys are trying to do bisexual trash. what kind of trash? i feel like you're trying to pay me into a corner conversationally and i'm not sure i appreciate it. i
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i was watching a show last night, it was about crime in oakland and they had a drug dealer and so like her face is obscured but it was a woman she was like middle aged and she was like... how is this gonna match up? she's a bisexual or a lesbian and she was bragging she's like i'm working with a 13 inch dick and i went
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he thinks steve sits like a bisexual in his oven milled are you telling me he doesn't cross one leg underneath him and then sit on top of it for 10 hours? he plays velour and he probably doesn't sit in it correctly at all. i'm gonna invent water chairs
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he's gonna be like, but they got good wings! yeah, i can see ryan being like, oh, the negative influence is pretty good! no you can't. you can't see me saying that. wait, is everyone going low? oh, very. wait, why? what?! no! i thought it would be good! you're in a dangerous territory with three but i'll still give it to you. you're up to freaking awesome, dude! it's a good date spot, not a good place to use your wife. i'm on a bisexual date, okay?
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it went the direction i had intended it to go. even though you had sex with him twice, you did cocaine with him, watched him smoke crack twice, you had no idea who he was? i had no idea who he was. you just asked the obvious question, what was obama like on crack? is it your sense that that's who obama is, just transactional or that he's bisexual? or like, what is this? it definitely wasn't barack's first time. and i would almost be willing to bet you it wasn't his last.
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new line break? gay morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they iced me bro. why does he have to be gay? because he's getting buttfucked by neo bro. i guess so. okay fine. neo, why does my penis hurt? bisexual morpheus, taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. thank you, now it's good. six wins!
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i hate to say it, you're actually right, bisexual morpheus is an inherently funnier phrase than gay morpheus. gay morpheus is pretty funny but bisexual morpheus is way funnier. i also feel like watching the movie, i feel like morpheus, he kind of gives off like a bisexual aura in the movie. obviously he has had a previous relationship with niobe
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but he also, i mean do you see the way he's serving when he gives that keynote speech at the tedx zion sweaty rave in the matrix 2? doesn't he wear like a leather vest with no shirt underneath? actually you're not wrong. pretty much everybody gives bisexual vibes in the matrix. even agent smith gives off bisexual vibes for sure.
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i'm like not the guy to be talking about this. oh, that would have bare bush. he does enter neo in the third one. i can't read the comments. you know what? i'm gonna read them. i'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings, but yes, that is the same vibe. so many people typed it. the only person in the matrix who's not bisexual is agent smith. and he's gay, but he's in denial. and that's why he's like, it's an outlet
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so true. bisexual agent smith be like, mr. and mrs. anderson. there's like literally no joke. your brain is so cooked. not really. you know how like you have to do puzzles and stuff as you get older to maintain some degree of neuroplasticity and avoid degenerative brain diseases? i'm pretty sure that
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nobody's saying, neo colon why does my penis hurt, bisexual morphe is taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. they just don't possess the same capacities. they've grown in different directions. you know, it's like you grow a watermelon in like a glass cube, it becomes a square watermelon. my brain's in a different cage than theirs. now it's for worse, but it's also for better in some ways. wouldn't it be why does my ass hurt?
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the poop that the dog left on the ground you could be like, oh, what would a type c chatter be? type a chatter plus two. type b chatter. you really bought a croissant just to replace it with a carrot one round later. shake my head. type c chatter. neo. why does my penis hurt? bisexual morphe is taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. that's just hotboytoke. it is. gay jar jar binks be like, misa so happy to suck your dick.
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bisexual morpheus taking back shots because you're using it for the first time. i thought you were trying to get away from this ark of comedy. this is a reversion. i think that's... i'm telling mcdonald's on you. you what? i'm telling mcdonald's on you. i think you nailed it. yes! this just feels like the sequel to the dog joke. no, no, no. that one, that's vile. it's not even his joke. he stole that. i was there. how do you stop your dog from humping your leg?
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you're blowing my mind here. the joker has a wife? it is kind of. bisexual joker be like, you do not want to know how i got these scars. does it make sense? does it even make sense? it's at least a callback to the bisexual morpheus joke. i'm realizing you actually can't make jokes about anything. people are like, what kind of scars does he have? you've missed the point of the joke. i'm not saying he got the scars in some kind of sexual catastrophe.
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yousa may need a lightsaber, but misa have a saber of misa owns. so true, so true, hotboytoke. so true. how's your bisexual jar jar binks fanfic going? i'm following what i see in chat. please don't call attention to it. it's a better message than, hey, please move your camera or b, like why didn't you use the boost dice on the glass, bro? at least it's bringing a smile to my face in the middle of my workday.
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that's not what i meant, just hang on a sec, pull down your pants, we're gonna have sex? is that one better? that's good. bisexual eminem be like, that's an awfully gay thing to say. should i? so, i need, i'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up. sorry.
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me talking to bisexual jar jar binks takes him to the of mice and men field who's gonna get i much dick and puss presses gun against his temple and pulls trigger i'm on tatooine straight jorking it. i
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