Quotes about “Bernie”
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and i can't wait to be friends with like the president of the united states. which is what i've imagined. at 35, i'm wearing a blazer with a graphic tee underneath and nice jeans. not shitty jeans. and i'm saying, yeah, president sanders, i think you should lower the franchising fee on your fried chicken restaurants. see, you thought it was bernie sanders. nah, dawg. fuck! the united states have elected a fried chicken figurehead as their head of state.
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how do you real quick just get that in there? you gotta get it ready. you gotta spend a few minutes getting it pumped and primed and ready to go. maybe you do. i'm ready to go instantaneously. you just ejaculate in like five seconds? just fucking let it rip, buddy. one of the few times where that's actually a huge bonus. yeah. oh! oh, come on! you scorched the hair on my head there. you felt the burn. that was incredible. you gotta vote for bernie sanders right there.
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the rest of them can be like foreign policy and stuff like that, but just one is like yeah nice haircut bernie where'd you get that but the old store? oh? wow what a zing i also want to mention there's a dude named fart ninja on the other team, and i think that's pretty cool i thought you meant like there's a fart ninja like running for president in the presidential debate the dude named fart ninja running for president
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what is it? this is the other new one that i made last night. okay. there's lava everywhere. i think it came out pretty well, honestly. oh, you got me with the oh, jesus! oh, smack dab! bernie in a horrible lava. nice shot! that was... thank you. it's level. oh, no! i looked in the wrong place! alright, well.
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i would really recommend seeing weekend at bernie's 2. oh, is that coming out? you'll never believe the premise. they have another weekend at bernie's. what? what's up? i wonder how that goes. where'd i get what? that's the coin that we found on the ground. we found an american 50 cent coin. 1993, how old am i? we're just... perfect. we're just waiting until the canadian dollar completely bottoms out so we can buy like a house with it.
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i'm not, well that's not really kidding, i'm kidding. just trading goodwill for a weekend abroad. yeah, weekend at bernie's. lol, san antonio is in the south now? san antonio, from the perspective of someone in canada, san antonio is fucking south, dog! it's in texas. it is in the south no matter who you're talking to, come on now.
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wait, i was gonna say it's definitely not false, but my brain betrayed me. i'm sorry. i'm sorry richard. all right, most important question rank all hosts of the family feud from worst to best bernie mac is definitely the worst it's bernie mac is not hosting the show this steve harvey you fucking party harwell, sorry. why did i think?
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which i don't even mean as an insult, i just mean it, you know. the way his voice is a defining factor of his personality. willie anderson! and christian slater! oh, i'm mad maya's mad at me because she hosted me earlier when and i didn't acknowledge it. i'm in trouble. she could just be a big bernie mac fan too. yeah, i mean, who is it man? i really like him in ocean's eleven, okay? i'll say it.
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this is the shit that buy like i you know my ability to play this on this freaking computer is just it's not there yeah, blame it on the mac man always accidentally hitting no that's shit f11 that's what i play it best on the mac. i'm used to the keyboard there my seat you know what mac you don't respect bernie mac apparently is the only mac you don't respect i didn't realize although you did that the opportunity to buy a big mac today, and you chose not to but
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let's just do, uh, let's do, um... how about we do mr. 3000 in honor of bernie mac? cause honestly, i'm starting to think that you don't appreciate his maxson. i really didn't like that guy mostly. mr. 3000? no, the man bernie mac is an actor, i didn't really like him very much. he's not, he's not! but it's you don't speak so ill of the dead!
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what are you talking about? he had a tv show where he was a dick to his kids and that was the whole premise of the show. did that just happen in real life too or something? like he hit someone? yeah i feel like he hit somebody but i don't know so it's slander. no that's just what life is like as a parent sometimes you know? not everybody's buying oh happy sweet 16 jennifer here's your fucking third mercedes. ugh i wanted a sob you know like bernie mac? girls don't say that. he's been dealing with some real shit.
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what baby name should we give him? cornelius. cornelius. cornelius bernie mac. please smile. reginald the third. daredevil was so... orgasm. i only watched the first two episodes. you know what sucks is jessica jones. i heard it was actually awesome.
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it's a great film. it's about music. drums. oh it's the drum thing again, right? we've talked about those people. that's drum like. you know nick cannon? what is he? he's a black... is he blackberry? what are you talking about? he's the chief creative officer for some company now. i thought you just told us that nick cannon was black. it's bernie mac, you racist. nick cannon is also black.
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get out your bernie sanders and sand it down. whoa, easy. i'm trying to keep it political here. what would you even do on this one? i would take it. alright. thanks josh. you gave me the strength i needed to carry on. carry on my wayward son. there will be peace when you're fucking dead. i feel like that's what would have happened if metallica covered that song.
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bernie are you thinking of bernie sanders is it bernie sanders wife? who's bernie sanders you know who's bernie sanders just an ex president of the united states josh hopefully sorry it's a nice gesture though i don't deserve apologies though. i think there's their phrase what's a what's a piss bomb his bomb gives you unlimited bombs for that floor? yeah, yeah, huh
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ah! the world! i think they did save silverman at the end. it was a pretty good movie. i liked that movie a lot. yeah, it surprised me honestly. what are jack black's more memorable roles? it's like, you know, it's pretty sweet when he was nominated for an oscar for bernie, but i like it more playing dude whose best friend is jack black. wait, jack black's friend is also jack black? yeah, it's called the blacks, is the name of the movie. meet joe black.
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under no tail. yeah, i'm getting sick of borat really weekend at borat's is pretty good though wait would borat be the dead guy or? yeah, bernie actually i think borat could be like every character unless you don't have to do the location draft this time yeah, so the option just randomly set itself on i didn't do that intentionally, but i didn't notice it either so it's still my fault
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you know, i didn't realize how old that bernie sanders was and then also how old donald trump is. yeah, they are, um... i didn't mean to change tenses there, by the way. they're in their late 40s, if i remember correctly. alright, fair enough. i mean, bernie sanders is like 98 years old. and... he's 72, if i remember. he has better hair than i do, man. well, did you know hillary clinton is 70?
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