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4261.20
what happened to joe biden, but i feel like he hit like a level where he's actually started looping back. like he's every time i see him, i'm like, this guy's looking younger every day. he's got he hit the benjamin button turn. like when he was elected, i was like, this guy's old. now i'm like, holy cow, he's got a lot of energy. every time i see him, i'm like, who's this? who is this young stud? holy cow.
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1000.54
yeah, yeah, they're all on steroids. yeah, every single kid who plays young sheldon, human growth hormone. human shrink hormone. he's actually 43 years old. ain't no way. hit him with the benjamin button izer. me building the contraption that when it hits you turns you into a kid version of yourself. turning the president into a seven year old version of himself while he's given the state of the union. oh man.
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4351.10
i'm pretty sure. i'm picturing it. beck bennett. is that it? does he have the, like, he wears the little thing around his face? like the little, what do you call it, the bonnet or whatever? no, it wasn't benjamin button. it was, uh, i think it was beck bennett or something like that. nice shot! you ever see the boss baby? no. what, like the cartoon? like the animated one? yeah, yeah.
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853.12
it's just i don't think it's a very good movie. that's my two cents on the curious case of benjamin button. if you like it, we can still talk. it's not that bad. if your favorite movie is the passion of the christ, i have a fear. you might just be a cinephile, but my guess is that we probably don't have a ton in common, and that's fine too. we lose this.
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892.58
but if your favorite movie is the curious case of benjamin button, like that's just something i think we could agree to disagree on. okay, i shouldn't have bought that other turtle last time. that was a shrewd misstep. eh. servers! ser thank you. what's a movie you would disown someone for liking? i mean it probably doesn't exist. like even somewhat objectionable movies. i think i would be like at the end of the day it's just kind of like a movie.
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6048.660
we lost. i'm excited to try it now. it's new. damn bitch who you fucking? yeah, it's the same lady. i thought more about that benjamin button stuff last night. it's not real. the old man's skeleton? i know it's not real but it's... well the movie isn't real but it's based on a real man. yeah, like the man is... he died. like benjamin button. by being born.
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3144.36
i really divekick? whatever opens as quickly as possible is probably divekick opened? divekick opened? yeah. it's cause it's a better game. it's really loud, divekick is. when you wanna punch men in hitman, you just like jam on x and y over and over and it just takes care of itself. okay, so that's gone. now ben in a blood party. is your benjamin load? benjamin? uh, let me load my benjamin real quick. press your benjamin button.
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1466.50
forget curious case of benjamin button, like career as a director. i didn't like it. i don't know. it just wasn't fincher. i don't buy it! that's your right. i respect that. i don't think that could really... oh come on!
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1487.12
you think it was anybody who went to see that and then nobody like somehow they dodged the hype nobody told him that it was about a man who ages backwards and then he just kind of like the pieces slowly fell into place and he figured it out like halfway through and he's like wait a minute is this guy aging backwards. i think i figured it out the riddle solved guys, i think i got it benjamin button ages backwards oh
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290.00
brad pitt played benjamin button. he played billy bean, of course. he played tyler durden. and i'm going to pass for now. johnny depp played edward scissorhands captain jack sparrow. donnie brasco. wait, can i take me back for a second? jim carrey played andy kaufman in a wrestling match. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. jack nicholson played jack torrance. he played frank lucas.
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2719.58
he could be, you're right. if he had that benjamin button thing going on. yeah, oh. or no wait, i was thinking of jack, the robin williams movie jack. jack. directed by francis ford coppola. if you could benjamin button yourself, but not in a way that you have to be like old to young, but if you okay, so they're wild. what is so what is benjamin hey, benjamin button! alright, just listen. if the key identifying feature of benjamin button is discredited. i'm about to blow your mind. okay. alright, so like,
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2747.04
it's similar, it's benjamin button adjacent, but you get to decide what order that you want to go in, like age by like 10 years, so decades. so like when you first come out, like when you first start, are you gonna be like in your 90s and then jump to your like your 20s? you gotta start 90. what is it? i feel like you start 90s so you don't remember.
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2831.62
why would you want to learn before you die? you're 90 years old! but yeah, you're an old dude who looks like... see this is confusing. how the fuck does benjamin button even work? because this doesn't even make sense. he starts looking like... he starts looking like an old baby. he is found on the doorstep as an octogenarian presenting... well he's the baby, goo goo gaga, not saying words. yeah, correct. not an old man. okay. he's not like, ah, get me off your lawn!
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2915.18
is this like a cartoon? benjamin button was a book that was turned into a movie starring brad pitt and cate blanchett where it's about a man who was born like in reverse. so he's an old baby and then he's like a hundred and it's counting every year counts down from a hundred to zero so it's zero he just becomes like nothing. he ages in reverse. but it's also a love story where like you know
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2963.20
you know, it's melancholic and sad because they only have like a brief couple of years where they're the same age. because she's like a normal. but uh... okay. so, i'm getting dropped in the lava there. but then like, i remember when she was like 50, benjamin button was like 9. she gave that kid a kiss on the lips and i went, what the fuck is happening right now? you just kissed a 9 year old boy on the mouth. he's 90. his love is blind.
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3113.48
90 years old to be in i guess 19 and it would go back why do you why does every decade also count down that just doesn't so you're gonna like it so when you're 10, you're 19 and then when you're 19, yeah, you're 11. do you see the problem? you asked me to keep this benjamin button style and this is me doing that i hate y'all but here's the thing
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3141.98
benjamin button starring dave bautista. yooo! you guys gonna see that dave bautista movie my spy where he plays a cia agent that has to train that like 10 year old girl to beat up her bullies so that she doesn't i gotta google who the fuck he is. you don't know who dave bautista is? he's drax. he's drax you fool! who the fuck is drax? he doesn't know who drax is. what, marvel? he doesn't know who drax is? no. justin, you are the weakest link. have you seen blade runner 2049?
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1154.26
i'm gonna hit you with doctor strange in the multiverse on this one and then i'm gonna hit you with doctor strange on the other one. i'm gonna hit you with the most obvious mix up of all time. so i bet this is gonna be like 80% doctor strange and like 70% doctor strange 2. david fincher, oscar nominated film. hate to say it buddy. benjamin button.
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1180.72
the curious case of benjamin button. that's underselling it a little bit isn't it? it's a guy who gets born old and ages backwards until he just disappears. oh how curious millennial ass title. the curious case of benjamin button. that sounds like a fucking like a beer you'd get from a microbrewery now. the curious case of the blackberry porter. i have a fucking
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