Quotes about “Bellend”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [5⧸25⧸17]
- 7411.980 yeah, i tried. when does it become a dick? is it when the glands are drawn? yeah. alright. ooh, uh... you can draw circumcised dicks. just don't put any of that uncut bullshit on my screen. so i can draw like two parallel lines. i'm not drawing, but like i could draw two parallel lines with a bellend top and we're good. a bellend top. Search ↗
ffxvi is a movie pretending to be a game - Bits and Banter [06/22/2023]
- 1440.38 no, we can't have that. would you try looking at a tree, brother? i don't know where could i find wood. maybe i'm in the damn forest! ya bellend! hey, can i have some wood please? ah, that'll be jeffrey, master carpenter. luck would have it, we've just finished cutting the timber he's after. Search ↗
hmmm... hemomancer chiroptera_ - Bits and Banter _02_01_2024_
- 3222.82 i'm a legend, a regular ellen. meanwhile you're a bellend, a regular dickhead. call this the start of my victory trip. first stop, yo mama's house to take a fat bong rip. bro, drop the semicolon in the rap battle. that's crazy. the rhyme was swapped. shush. my rhymes are so smooth you'll say hullabaloo. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 17, 2015] (2⧸2)
- 42.78 there's a much different gameplay in this plague knight, there's no question about it. oh yeah, knob. absolutely. nah, yeah, no question. he's calling it a knob all the time. bellend! bellend! well that's more of like an insult, right? like that's not... that's not like what you'd call it, it's like i'm gonna put my bellend in you. yeah, probably not. i'm just hoping here. you know what, i'm done with you lobcasing. luckily you weren't that expensive. can you blow up this knight that won't let me in the town? nope, you gotta... there's another way. i can just jump on the roof. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [March 8th, 2017]
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [May 25th, 2017]
- 7392.02 and we're good. oh, a bellend top. great drawing, great drawing. it's not a gulf. oh, that's... that is a gulf though. that's a... thought it was a bay. great drawing, great drawing, great drawing. there you go. that's pretty good. i'll be honest with you, i am not entirely sure of the geographical shape or location of cuba. nobody is. that's pretty close, i think. i think it's fairly close to where it is. it's longer. yeah, it's a little more narrow. it's a great drawing. Search ↗
Final Fantasy XVI - Episode 2 (Yes, I'm playing it)
Gene brought the heat this week (Jackbox)
- 346.38 i'm a legend, a regular ellen. meanwhile you're a bellend, a regular dickhead. call this the start of my victory trip. first stop, yo mama's house to take a fat bong rip. bro dropped a semi colon in the rap battle. that's crazy. the rhyme was swapped. shush. my rhymes are so smooth you'll say hullabaloo. Search ↗