Quotes about “Because woke”
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ouch. yeah, but yeah, ouch for a number of reasons. don't even, don't even. you carpet bomber. i have a personal aside actually if we can spare some time for a tangent. i had a 360 security threat recently related to that sort of thing. oh yes, that is true. tell me about that. my visa accountant was abused because a couple of people got a hold of my xbox live account. i just woke up and i wasn't able to sign in for some reason, but i went online and i was able to sign into my account so i was curious and i called in.
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i still think bane and frasier would go crazy, but i can't do the bit. i don't have a cup. i mean, i guess bane is kind of just like sideshow bob to begin with now that i think about it. because of woke? i have to say that unfortunately, because it was a very easy punchline, because of woke is now dead. because of the twitter trend the first week while i was away, it was like, you can't cook eggs anymore because of yolk. you can't...
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and that's on average. so i feel like the... for me, obviously it's great for the corporation, but i think it's like bad for their aura. because i used to think that porsche were like exclusive automobiles. now when i see a porsche, there's like a 99% chance that it's like a 23 year old guy behind the steering wheel. i woke up in a new bugatti. i'm happy for you. until you have to pay for the tires, i'm happy for you. what's swagged up now? anytime i see a bentley, i'm like, oh shit.
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always say that. pro tip, i find if you eat food as soon as you wake up, it regularly solves the problem of having not eaten food. you know when i was killing it was when i was doing the overnight oats regularly. because that shit was just ready for me when i woke up. gotta get back on that. hey what's up? hey!
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were you sad that hawaii didn't have a missile hit it? woah, that's just... come on now. don't make me sound like a monster. and the answer is no, but that's because i slept through the entire ordeal. including, you know, the missile alert happening and then also not being a missile alert. so it was like... yeah. yeah. it was like when i woke up, i was like, oh good for them.
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you know, like the next morning, kate woke up early. like my daughter had a horrible sleep too because of the fact that it was like right outside of her room. but you, that's like a poison pill. are you really going to go out to the garage, get a ladder, like dig through your junk drawer for another nine volt battery, pop out the step ladder at 2 a.m. in front of your kids room? no, no shot. you just, you let it ride. so i got up, i did my peloton workout.
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this morning i woke up and i don't know if i read the back channel, but i knew you guys were talking. i'm like, i'm excited for you because like you're on the oscars stage for the twitch oscars or whatever you want to say. call it. so it's cool that bears on it, too. so there's like a double community aspect there for sure. did you guys so you guys were both through the whole the whole process, the whole thing? no, there was like a morning rehearsal and an evening or afternoon rehearsal. so he was morning and i was afternoon.
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it came together in three minutes. it did, because i actually forgot to tell chad, but i told you, nick. i actually thought the show started at three today. i don't know why. i know why is that i woke up like an hour and a half earlier than i normally did, or normally do, i should say, so my time anchoring is all like askew right now. so really also for like three years didn't we do the show at six? yeah, it's weird though that i've regressed into that mental state.
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in terms of the actual gameplay of the dlc, i think lonesome road was honestly my favorite. in terms of the dialogue, obviously there were some parts of it that i took some issue with, because freaking ulysses never shuts up and doesn't talk in actual light. why are you walking backwards away from me? you're the ones who woke me up. do you not recall this? i'm gonna go get them. nuking gave them teleportation powers. i don't understand why they're running away. where did they go?
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if he woke up and said, don't press it. what if the button you're pressing is just turning off their ventilator at the hospital because like...
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