Quotes about “Bean”
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chad, are you ready for my master plan? what is that freaking garbanzo bean? i'm the world's smartest man. i just went through the whole set of re rolls for this guillotine to see what i wanted. i don't get it. don't blow up. don't blow up. what is this garbanzo bean? are there really more beans? what is this garbanzo bean? mega bean. gives you a giga fart. ah, it's like a really large fart. i kinda wish all the fart items didn't exist. i don't really like any of them. yeah. yeah, you're not wrong.
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bring back bumbo. i'm sorry, man! i didn't notice him there. i didn't kill him, i just banished him into oblivion. mega bean. oh, whatever. added it to my pile. b4! there we go! nice. get ready, man. let's do this. there's some wild stuff on this run. oh, i can shoot again! and thank you very much to cates sugar potatoes for the eight months in a row. perfect. proptosis on this run.
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yeah, i'm pretty sure that's not real, but thank you. um... thank you to lada for the $6.69 tell nl that a garbanzo bean is a chickpea scrub lord. i will. thank you again, lada for the $4.20. also, you are a superior streamer, not that scrub kappa nl.
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thank you for the anonymous $10. it says bam. and thank you to the donation from northernlions balls for $10. what would happen if you used d4 irl? i guess my refrigerator would fill up with different food or something. did you know that a garbanzo bean is a chickpea? there you go. dropping that knowledge. knowledge. i configured my tower climb buttons to work properly, so...
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oh they're like being pringles, it's delicious. it sounds pretty good. i'm waiting for somebody to figure out how to kill me cool, dude what do you want to do gonna be like this, huh? yeah, that's all right, man. i'm still eating these bean pringles it's the most delicious snack i've ever eaten. i almost got it man do it you got a moonwalk through one?
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sorry. donuts, thank you very much for the subscription. kade, we gotta get some more of these bean pringles, man. you know world donut day was like a month ago. did you guys celebrate it? dang. no. i wish i did. i didn't. what kind of donuts did you get for world donut day? i didn't celebrate it either. you know what happens when you assume.
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fuck! that felt real good. we have like four of them? oh shit. bean pringles. it's the week of the bean pringles. did you know today is eat a duck day in denmark? oh that really was an oh baby a triple moment wasn't it? it was my triple collateral on free for all. well, well, well. it's really just like rolling a dice at this point.
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on this run because it's just a d100 so i'm like wow whatever. i didn't find that. tractor tears, that's fun. tractor bean tears are a lot of fun. i got teeth. i also got small rock. yeah. but then i re rolled it into something else. i also got small rock and then re rolled it into something else. it was like i'm the intersection point for these two seeds. thank you very much dickfuckthedongsmasher, welcome to the quarry. glad to have you man.
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isn't it like you know that the rule for liquids is like liquids always expand the size of the container well, i mean not think the volume of the you know what i mean like the radius the container urethra franklin, i think we the second you put a cat in there. it's the size of one urethra bean shadow thank you very much for the subscription. it's a solid name. i was i was muted an x split. that's where the problem was
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that would be too easy, i don't recommend that. pulse cannon? it's not even an item anyway. what do you call the laser gun? plasma cannon. plasma cannon? oh, sorry. i thought you played spelunky before. i guess not. bean shadow, thank you for your subscription. i bet ryan hasn't even never been to the mothership. no, probably not. i very rarely go to the mothership because i'm too busy beating the game, getting to hell. one might take it to hell and back, the darkness second single. you're never too busy to go to hell.
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did you see? okay, so there's the kid from even stevens. beans. the kid from even stevens. yeah. his name is beans? i think his name was just bean. his name on the show was beans. anyway. no, i thought it was beans? why don't you fucking look it up? he was an actor. probably still is an actor. but he was working as like a... an elf at like a christmas place at a mall. you know, like when a santa's elves, it helps you get on like the santa's knee and take the picture. yeah.
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you look for the green beans and then you look for the onions on top. here's my problem with these arguments is the argument with chat is like people have like one casserole in their life and then they're like this is how casseroles are. it's like you gotta you gotta open your mind man. well my joke was based on the traditional 50s homemaker in america casserole is green bean casserole that's just what it is but i believe that it is not that necessarily.
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one of those camo champions? i suppose that's a theoretical possibility. that's what i assumed it was. although, if it was a camo champion, i had the bean that explodes you when you get hit, so it probably would have killed it by the time it hit me three times. oh right, you were the keeper. yeah. with holy mantle. oh, yeah. okay, stop hitting yourself. leave the money on the ground for your inevitable d100 play. excuse me.
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the worst breakfast pancakes shaped like your dad's prostate gland or pancakes shaped like penis. i don't what's the prostate gland shaped like kind of like a bean i think most glands are kind of bean shaped
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looks like a sad dog's nose. oh god! alright, well, i will just let myself die. that's fine. that's fair. granite thwomp for the $5.69, would you use an item in afterbirth plus called queef bean, which when used shoots red tears out like tammy's head and passively did poison damage in an aura? i mean, i do feel like queefs are gloriously underrepresented in afterbirth, so that might be the next theme. they're also not bloody, typically? mmm, yeah, that's a real problem. maybe sometimes.
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i feel like if you started secretly squatting in someone's house, you'd stop the baked bean diet. you'd think you'd stop the drifter porn. some drifters are just into baked beans, man. they're in it for the flavor, not the necessity. that's fair, yeah. i'm in it for the baked beans. i love them. i wrote baked beans, but the drifter porn one is better. i don't know what else to say. don't say that. it won, man!
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you can make a young girl squeal with that. you will definitely make a young girl squeal with that. that's the only reason to have that kind of muscle, i think. i mean, that's the... squeeze her bean right off. that's the dirty truth about rock climbing, right? is that everybody's just doing it to build up the sex muscles.
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i didn't say rip the clit off. i said he'll crush that bean. i think it did say you take the bean right off sorry about that. i got a little bit too into it. i guess whoa. i was you got some distance on this bad boy okay, it gives me more time to drink my tea again, or does it? kind of mostly
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