Quotes about “Be like I’m 37 years old”
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to be 37 years old and finally realize you don't know everything. it's a lesson a lot of people learn a little earlier in life. i'm gonna let you off with a warning on that one. a lot of people never learn it, so i'm not saying you're behind the curve. you might be like right on the curve. you already left? a lot of people can't face reality. you wouldn't be the first. 600 seconds, no vows. and now is this just because you're too lazy to look up and see his username? yeah. yeah, you cooked me on that one, that's for sure. hang on, i think i'm up a little.
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1334.700
wait, that... i guess at the... now that i think about it, we don't want them to be low level. because eventually like five damage or six damage is not gonna be worth that much. we smash this just because i look at whatever stats highest and then press the button. this is the way. akiyama healed to full. they were already full, but whatever. what is the creature i'm looking at? hi, i'm ryan. i'm 37. i'm 37 years old. it's not that big of a deal. lots of people are that age or even older these days.
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this dude does look like he's about to pull out a tommy gun and shoot the cameraman. look at his face? what's crazy? i say this not to be rude. this guy is probably genuinely like 37 years old, which is really funny. but he should be at the club. he should be at the club. i'm going to go ahead and say this is 1910 even. 1924, never mind. shit got so safe by this time period, people are putting their hands in the machine.
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someone just said if you go to the beta there are full art cards for everything. bro the game's already in early access what do you what do you mean go on to the beta like how many different early acts you want me to be in the early access patch of the early access game that seems like it's when is enough enough man is it it's never gonna be enough for you you're always gonna be chasing the dragon beta is better with buffs buddy i'm 37 years old with a five year old kid like let's just it's just
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odyssey has been saved and i'm gonna load my previous save. this is called save scumming. it's a hot topic right now as a result of baldur's gate 3's prodigious release. what are my thoughts on save scumming? my thoughts on save scumming is brother, you're 37 years old. you shouldn't be getting into arguments online about how you play with digital toys. you're really gonna get an argument with somebody about, oh, your baldur's gate playthrough is like less valid than mine because i never reloaded?
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like, she bought low and she took me from a position of like life as a slob. and now i've got good habits, you know? i eat well, i take care of myself, i clean up after myself, i keep a clean house, i'm responsible. you know, and there's been dips and there's been peaks and valleys along the way that have smoothed out, but it took years, right? you can't be like a 37 year old woman and then be like,
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i think we would be awesome on the simple life because we have a great rapport and he's not afraid to make fun of me and i'm not afraid to make fun of him and i don't know how to do anything real and malf is actually like a very handy guy with practical skills. so i think it would be awesome if he and i were like working in a factory or something like that and i was like malf can you please explain to me how to do this and he was like you don't know how to do this like you're 37 years old i think it could be huge man.
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848.70
i don't think they're in the arena though. i think i'm in the arena. you motherfuckers are definitely not in the arena though. you're the dude telling quinn hughes to shoot on the power play like dude doesn't score two goals a year and get 91 assists. i'm in the match? okay, you're in the arena. we are told nothing less than perfection is acceptable in all our life. bitch, you're 37 years old. you got to start telling other people things. you can't just be listening all the time.
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2175.920
guys, i'm realizing by the way, and i'm always the last to know i guess, i'm realizing this run actually kind of sucks and we've been killed. it is what it is but we start running it back again. i'm happy to be here. oh no, we lost our streak. whatever, whatever nephew. i'm 37 years old. it does hurt though. i am going to go cry. thanks for watching. i hope you enjoyed it. if you did click the like button. i've said a great deal. subscribe if you want to see more in the future. i'll see you next time. later.
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1724.44
i'm not i can't look at the screen, it's giving me a headache man. you must become one with the doolies? why do you guys talk like that man? why do you talk like that? hey, it's gotta be random enchantment, shield effects, definitely not what we're looking for. because you talk like that? you're deadass like 37 years old man. you can't just be like, because the streamer talks like that. you gotta have some agency in your life. that's crazy man.
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