Quotes about “Basketball”
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but you know what, the americans already have brawl ball. oh that's what we get? brawl ball? you get brawl ball. god damn it. i really missed that one. no offense of course to brawl. oh good, placenta. rocket basketball? that was actually... i feel like basketball could actually work.
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if we're talking about shitty teams, how about the 76ers? the 76ers are so bad at hockey they don't even qualify for the nhl. that's about as rad as it gets. i have heard that they are pretty terrible this year. you got a basketball team, nick? do i have a basketball team? well, i mean, not like you own it, but that would be pretty dope. mark cuban. outspoken owner. no, um, i don't really have a preference, honestly.
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nah, they should call it four kevins and a kevin. alright, kevin garnett. kevin garnet, yeah. you need your basketball connection in there. aw shit. alright, i'll be in the film, but i don't want to play any basketball. i want you to bill me as the musician kevin garnett. three kevins and two more kevins. did you know home alone has less than 60% on rotten tomatoes?
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i like your area as well. i miss josh. hi. i miss josh as well. i'm sorry to say ah how was indianapolis? all right, you become a dinosaur what is the indianapolis known for apart from the cults and the indian indy 500? they have a basketball team the pacers oh
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they're better at flying, that's for sure. i'm not even trying to fly because i don't want to risk it. they're hitting all sorts of fly puck shots. nope! actually, this reminds me of tug o war. super sonic acrobatic. some bullshit acro cars. afro cars? afro cars! i would play that too. is basketball just a glorified tug o war? pardon me? you know, like... yeah, i guess. not what it is. that's what i think of that.
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no it kinda is cause the points are always like two or three points within each other. i tried to push it over the rim but it fell flat cause i didn't give it enough bump. yeah that was like perfect for them. look at the goal as well, he didn't even give us a chance to save it. that fly shot. that was well done. we need to get a point soon. basketball has rope and everything. the ball is the metaphorical rope here guys, come on. it's like a shit eel. it's the real rope. blinky you son of a biscuit.
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coach cancer. thank you very much for the subscription. that's another classic movie. coach cancer? samuel l. jackson. yeah. he teaches a bunch of horses how to play basketball and then uh... oh god, what? that's a weird name to... coach cancer teaches horses how to play basketball. weird. but he makes his... cancer is a crab, dude.
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that's that's coach cancer that one's actually very sad. oh you mean coach canter yeah, the horse basketball answer i said joe montagna it's you know just horse things no big deal as the one where nick fury teaches the future avengers how to play basketball but also care about their grades coach carter has a coach carter by the way, but uh i know seen coach carter
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there's one point where he's like, he's mad at a dude on his team and he's like, hey, you gotta like care about shit that's not just basketball. not true. he's like, to prove it to me, you have to do 10,000 pushups. what? no one can do 10,000 pushups? it doesn't have to be like all at once. oh. he's like, you gotta do like 10,000 pushups by this time next month. really? i can do that. and then he does it. i was like, man. yeah, good. that means he cares. he cares about pushups and basketball. football, whatever sport. i forgot.
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i was like man, maybe you should have made him like study or something who cares about doing 10,000 push ups he's gonna be ripped as fuck in the arms. he would be yet. you would ever see don't want him to be ripped this fucker i got no problem with me ripped as fuck it just seems like a silly thing for a for a coach to be like is like you gotta care about your studies to prove it do 10,000 push ups really so you wanted him to study. i wanted him to study man you got to prepare yourself for life after pro basketball. oh
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you want a what? i want a kobe. that's a kobe thing. yeah, that's my new thing. magicalpony18, thank you for the subscription as well. you know, everybody talks about his basketball skills, but they never talk about how great his beef is. it's kobe. your razor scooters are getting so dangerous. i started buying their kids razor blades.
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the $5 donation from anonymous says if i could make a suggestion perhaps a battle block theater? i actually played battle block a few times on the stream. i think we like it, but it's in general it's like not too much of that is really wanted i think i would rather play battle block like not in aggressive mode like story mode but you can only have like two people that's two people then yeah, honestly that means you're a little bitch i think it's fun though like we did the pig basketball game. that was pretty fun. yeah, i'll call you. i mean i
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the boorgrats. it's a rugrats. oh my god. that's horrible. oh, that's pretty good. i still want to see borat jam, personally. like borat gets together with four other borats to fight a team of aliens in basketball? exactly, yeah. they did it in alien. oh, i thought you meant a game jam. no, no. well, i mean, that would be great news for you.
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that's why i was like you know. i thought i was going to be a pro basketball player i was like look at these i got like half of shaq's foot right here, but then the height never came i'm just like a normal sized man normal sized canadians are not like really good at basketball usually except steve nash but even he's like 6'3". hey chat ryan promised to do the 50 nug challenge of kate gets 400 subs really yeah, really yeah, i
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i don't like the best player available philosophy. you always say the best player available, you're gonna pass up a generational talent just to take, you know, some of that fills a need for your team. shaq is like one of the best big men that has ever played basketball. lebron is one of the best big men in general who's ever played. how many people have been in space jam? well like, shaq was in space jam. at least like 10 or 20. yeah? i don't think that's right. you don't think shaq was in space jam? no, i do.
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