Quotes about “Ballistic”
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1031.880
oh, one second. without taking damage. got it. i thought it was a pretty sweet room clear, but dude, like the super meat gun. apparently it's getting nerfed, but it's so freaking good. never even got it and it's already getting nerfed. not cool. i actually saw it in one of your videos. that's my first experience with it. it deserves the nerf, but... well, so do 90s kids, let's be honest. exactly true. nerf bow and arrow. ballistic handle and bone gun.
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232.780
that's... terrifying. that's not terrifying! it's a good idea! well, the way you phrased it sounds like you press a button and then, like, ballistic rails are shot out from the wall. no, it's as if yeah, it's like some of the sinobytes would make, honestly. i didn't say they impale your skin and tear off all your skin! that's what the sinobytes do! well, i mean, it'd be cool if they did that. they just come out as you open the drawer.
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3778.660
you know what that swoop is for? i think you're getting tony hawk ed up there. yeah, you can. oh god, i gotta get used to this game again. yeah, well we could have been playing ballistic mini golf, except it doesn't work. i hate all indie games. that was bullshit. every indie game doesn't work properly. is walk like an egyptian a novelty song?
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747.860
okay, i'm going up to this little hill, little area over here. it has a house as well. i'll stay with you then. i am veering off slightly to try to find any kind of ballistic weapon and then i'll be back with you. who has guns? i see a gun. oh good. does anyone have a gun but me? i have a pistol. yeah. i have no gun. i have a gun. you should stay with us then because you have no gun. i have a gun now. but i'm gonna be over there, i just see a blue boy.
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2056.580
well, doom's on everything. i know. doom is on your atm sometimes. doom is on like nokia cell phones from 1990. but i feel like i have to see ballistic x versus sever, dude. i'm surprised you haven't seen that. get in there. it was on like cinemax all the time back in the day. back in the day, rob says. back in the day. referring to like, you know, 2004. well, i mean, that's pretty back in the day now. is it really? thirteen years? that's right after i graduated high school.
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3140.62
you get one of those ballistic missile notifications, what's your next step? that's a great question. i mean there's lots of funny things that have happened in life. i don't know if there's much that like on a humor level beats the time that that missile notification went out to everybody and it literally said
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3168.76
a nuclear miss or a new ballistic missile launch detected targeting hawaii asterisk not a test and then it turns out that shit was an actual test that is so funny although did you see the one that was like
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1919.62
i watched her sit at the table with her book while the dog saw me awake and immediately goes ballistic jumping on the bed whining barking she comes in and says well you guys calm down so i can have time to myself for once i just side eyed her because i'm getting pissed at this point with her demands she says well i tell her to get over yourself and just because she's pregnant doesn't mean i have to change who i am or j o o o o o o no no no no no no he actually believes that
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6504.52
ballistic arrows and shields on his knee pads? where's gorilla? okay, this? gorilla. okay. where's uh... cole billy? alright, this is this is ryan and gorilla. how do i zoom in? how do i zoom in? wait, what? ryan what? this is... wait, hold on. how do i zoom in? ryan, help me. how do you zoom in on this game? this this this game.
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1892.74
in some strategies. killer machine. yo, that's cool. do you remember that one? yep. i want to buy the fucking 380 millimeter barrage but it says communication with teammates is advised on it so maybe... i also don't have enough money. ballistic shield backpack? what the hell? it can be montane? dude, heavy machine gun in place and it seems pretty good.
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i think it's a bit of a stretch to say that she's known for kill bill volume 2. she's known for kill bill volume 1. also, no fucking charlie's angels in there? come on, man. that one's throwing me for a fucking loop. like, they should have been known for charlie's angels, kill bill volume 1, and then, like, anything else in the third one. yeah, maybe ally mcbeal, something like that. ballistic x versus sever. you know what? this might be x versus sever, man. you could be antonio banderas.
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