Quotes about “Baldur's gate 3”
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1008.62
and everybody goes, this is anti consumer. this is a fucking deadly sin. you know what announcement i'm most excited about though? baldur's gate 3 from larian studios. i have not played any of the other baldur's gate games except dark alliance on the playstation 2. however, larian studios making another game. that's a big announcement. plus it has bald in the title. exactly.
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1056.44
you drop divinity 2 so fast, you'll never play baldur's gate. we played like 40 hours of divinity 2 for one. secondly, if baldur's gate 3 has the same mechanics, you know, for co op as divinity original sin 2, that's a unity game. we made the mistake of trying to make it work on youtube. that is a unity game. 100%.
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665.40
it's the sometimes all you need is one missing piece meme. my favorite streamer playing hearthstone. it's not gonna save your life, okay? you're not wrong to suggest it necessarily. i'm just saying it's... you're rooting for something that it's snake oil. it's not gonna save you, okay? at least the people suggesting baldur's gate 3. like, i mean, it's a single player game. it came out last year. it's well liked. it doesn't...
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741.04
it was stuff like, i'm telling you, if you did like text to speech voice, uh, the voice work, that disco elysium could really pop off. go do some protein folding or something, or invent like a more efficient lithium battery or something. we could do this, man! i'm lost! this is my lot in life. i'm, they welded me to the damn chair, okay? the world does not need another baldur's gate 3 let's play. we need to do something else! i, i implore you!
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3243.00
you need p speed, what are you doing? my urologist when i show him my baldur's gate 3 sex mod character? he's a little biased, isn't he, people? you can't trust what he says about medicine. he's too close. huge. huge. there's a chance. yep, worth insane value. and then go through the pipe, bro! this is good enough. and then sneak through right here. yeah, yeah, you're only like 12 seconds behind. there's a good chance here. why would you do it like that, dude? why would you do it like that? better. worse. much worse.
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4252.54
noted. also, like, there's a banter new game continuum. you play new game, people are always like, i'm so excited for you to play baldur's gate 3. but i've been there before. i think if i had the time, i would play baldur's gate 3. like, if i was 17 and it was summer vacation, i would play and finish baldur's gate 3. and for life, it would probably be one of my favorite games of all time. right now, though, the idea of playing it for chat makes me want to die just because i know, a,
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4297.72
but as soon as we start playing baldur's gate 3 every comment is gonna be like first off there's gonna be 27 minutes between each chat message and every chat message is gonna be from like the same dude and his name is gonna be like theon greyjoy of the north or something like that and it's gonna say actually your breastplate scales with your strength stat your strength stat is really good but you need to have a crushing weapon instead of a sharp weapon for fighting enemies that are made exclusively of bones
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4373.00
they don't know what they want to see. they think they want to see baldur's gate 3, but then like two hours into baldur's gate 3, they're like, i'm going to go leave to watch a streamer like drink their own piss or something like that. i'm not willing to drink my own piss, but if you made me choose between doing a full campaign of baldur's gate 3 or drinking my own piss, i would have to think about it. drinking my own piss once.
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4580.48
this bit gets worse every time. it could be a lot. it's still got a lot of room to go. i could do the bit while playing baldur's gate 3.
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1112.98
tonight's our big night, daniel! lies of p, nominated for best rpg. a lot of people are saying it's got no shot, baldur's gate 3 clears. i think you and i know a little something. i think we can trust the game awards to know magic when they see it. fine. 0.02 shot speed up. oh, isaac in 2023 would be like, why are you complaining? you got 0.02 shot speed up. spider man 2 for best indie game, please.
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2455.68
schrodinger's cat was made up to show how ridiculous it is. bro, malv, are you here? no, you're playing baldur's gate 3, so you're probably indisposed right now. our 12th grade physics teacher was really good, but she fucking lied to us on that one. she definitely told us that schrodinger's cat was like illustrative of how quantum mechanics works or something. but anyway, anyway, she was explaining it to me. she was like, the guy said like right now,
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1664.60
oh my god, i'm gonna make a baldur's gate 3 meme. i have to go check food in the oven, i'll be right back. this guy can afford food. oh, i need an undo, dammit. yeah, sam. i did mine in the wrong order. did he? wow. well, that's tough to beat.
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2885.82
you ever, were you at the stream yesterday where i was talking about the fact that the only thing gamers love more than baldur's gate 3 is arguing about baldur's gate 3 while not playing it? that's what we're doing right now. we have a game in front of us, we're enjoying it, we're trying to wrap our head around it. people were not pogged up for the actual gameplay but then when a man gives his opinion on video games they're like oh really what about this edge case instead?
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3039.24
flowers i think i'm like exclusively dedicated to mushrooms here i could get a rare seed climber withers at the beginning of the third day the music probably isn't helping his deprecated neurons excuse me baldur's gate 3 dev takes shot at streamer in chat clickbait clickbait clickbait clickbait dexerto picks it up everybody that follows dexerto and then just repost dexerto stuff picks it up after that you gotta be careful macros heavy is the head that wears the crown okay? should play that, should play that
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3007.40
not as good as baldur's gate 3? what's crazy is that you're not watching baldur's gate 3 right now. you're watching a blank fucking screen. i'm avoiding spoilers? yeah, okay. you're avoiding boredom. macros, i'm telling you it's probably an amazing game. everybody says it's an amazing game. to play. that's all i'm saying. to play. good to watch too? i don't give a fuck? then why are you playing tomodachi life, chiblee?
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1393.16
has your opinion on lies of p changed? no, it's game of the year 2023 so far. asterisk, my personal opinion. if i wanted metacritic's opinion, i would read metacritic. didn't play baldur's gate 3 yet, and i never frickin' will, because it's long. it's too long for me. asterisk, my personal opinion. macros, no offense. but i will say, i know baldur's gate 3 was like a massive commercial failure for larian.
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1439.74
that they may not recover from. if you're trying to run it back, maybe consider making the next one like six hours long. maybe baldur's gate 4 is six hours long. i'd be all in, man! i could do that in a stream and a half! i'll pass it along with the feedback. tell them it came from a streamer that got sponsored to play baldur's gate 3. because if you tell them that it comes from me, they're never going to return my emails.
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