Quotes about “Bald people”
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1426.24
that's chib life here. if you get ready and i'll post it. or what is it? maybe it's only in chib's chat that you can see it, but it's my head with a little glint on it that occurred naturally. and it looks a bald life. that's it. i can't see it. i see people coming to talk. and it looks just like the sunset. it's people looking at the sunset.
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544.18
i don't know that many other bald people know that i think about it. moon, moon, yeah, there you go. squeaks is not bald. squeaks, he has the same hairline i had when i was like 15. by the way, i shaved my head forever at age 19. okay, hang on. any chance, like we got a little lucky there. any chance, oh, that's right, i forgot about corey. that's not necessarily a safe role.
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648.42
i don't know. you could have literally just like moved to a new town and lied about like who you were. yeah, you could have been like, oh, i'm rich. i used to own an oil company, but i sold it and moved here. people were not fact checking. like, like, like, all right. like they didn't have like good makeup back then and like vfx shit. yeah. or like, like, like imagine just putting on like a bald cap and then killing a bunch of people and being like, i'm the bald killer. and then you take it off and you have a full head of hair. they'll never catch you.
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2070.26
grocery lane, it really impedes people's ability to get by but my, you know, i have a hunch and my hunch is that people's response to finding out that they accidentally did something that inconveniences other people is to get very defensive and be like, what so you think you're perfect? whatever, mr. bald, mr. no fun bald. hey, you shouldn't use paper plates, you know, it's bad for the environment. oh, like you've never done something that's bad for the environment?
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960.32
death card. i think we're just gonna try to get something out of this. you know what? let's lose liberty cap too. got the hanged man and safety cap. well, you know, a cap for a cap leaves everybody's head warm, so... there is that. you know, a lot of people think that, uh... or at least i don't know if they think it, but i think, like, they believe that when bald people wear hats, it's because they're ashamed of their baldness or embarrassed by it some way, and that might be true for some people. um... let's go.
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1082.58
when you're bald, like let's say you go for a run, you kinda need like a hat or a sweatband or something, or at least a towel. all the sweat just drips down your head into your eyes. there's nothing to catch it. so if you got like a little sweat fountain going on up there, you're in trouble, mister. and so that's why, you know, bald people, they wear hats for function as well as maybe for, you know, either fashion or covering up for their own baldness, which doesn't really matter all that much in the whole scheme of things.
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1189.10
he bans like maybe 8 to 10 chatters. that sounds about right. but like are they banned for good or is it like once a month he does like an unban request or something like that? it's actually a pretty low number. by the way, i'm not saying i disagree with him. he was saying a lot of shit that was like... it was hitting me. like he was just banning people for making bald jokes and i'm like dude honestly
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1260.84
well, to be fair, banning people for making bald jokes didn't seem to stop the bald jokes from happening, because there were still like, you know, probably like five of them a minute. i guess it's just like he can't get us all, right? if we naruto run, we can dodge the bullets. you're still bald though? yeah, i know. that's why the jokes are like annoying.
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1354.26
and i don't blame the people that made the tweets in the first place. i blame the people that couldn't come up with the tweets in the first place, but instead they just echoed the tweets as if they're the person who wrote it. being high while being bald must be crazy. like you're high and then you're like, holy shit, i'm bald. person who made that tweet? genuine bolt of inspiration. everybody who then, and it was hundreds of you,
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3965.76
i did the bald thing once as a sub goal. well, this is before sub goals to be honest. why'd you do it? we called them donation goals. oh, okay. i think a lot of people have shaved their head for a donation goal. what kind of charity were you raising money for? the dunco bankrupt foundation. i've not heard of that one. i shaved my beard for a goal but only once and like never again. i don't think i've fully shaved since that. it was bad.
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1674.62
unknown citizen shoe size 10 to 12 unknown citizen shoe size 8. sorry, sir i need to take a peek at those real quick. i don't think it's him he has bald black hair, but his shoe size it doesn't match. okay, i'm going to queensworth and associates just i had to check that would have saved me a lot of time imagine though and should have asked him about his his barber shop not too many people with bald black hair. i've got a theory about black hair by the way
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2804.12
bald black hair, shoe size 8? turns out multiple people work there. hello, what's your name? mind your own business? where do you work? do you know this person? nothing to do with you. okay, i can't believe this. i gotta go back to queensworth and associates, bro. should've snooped the employee records. i was 100% convinced that i had him. i thought i had him cold. bald black hair, plus we stole all of his money. stole? plus we stole all of his money?
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665.86
but still be bald um i think they're they're one in the same largely really what i mean by that is oh i'm basically i'm i'm trying to establish a new fashion trend okay. it's like a soul patch, but above your eyes dude there are people that have that people that go bald like wait really they go bald at the top of their head but the the front of their head keeps a little bit of hair and
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2286.32
in the first hour, we got 34 emails. oh wow. nl, were you born bald or did you lose your hair from a shock? how many times are we gonna talk about you being bald? people just never get bored of talking about that. here's an nlss limerick. it's 11 lines long. okay. that's not how it's supposed to work, but...
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