Quotes about “Bald men fight”
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1989.52
this is my third decade of being bald. i was bald in the 00s, i was bald in the 10s, and i'm still bald in the 20s. you're gonna come in here and hit me with the pachycephalosaurus tweet, do bald men fight like this, what you eggs, he stabs him. listen, you gotta, that's why you always start in like the junior associates before you level up into this executive class of baldness, okay? because we've been through that stuff. no disrespect, of course. sounds like you're due.
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0.36
i've definitely set a new record today for a number of times i've been linked to the same tweet and trust me, i am not complaining. the previous records used to be, um, what you egg, he stabs him, the shakespeare quote, or the shakespeare passage i should say, and then, um, why don't bald men fight like this and it's two dinosaurs hitting their heads together?
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