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The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]
- 269.980 i don't know, there's gotta be a few others. it should be a minecraft daily. i can't wait for that. that's gonna be the best. it was pretty good though, you know. i had a bagel. oh those are fantastic. yeah, i've been on like a little bit of a bagel kick lately. and that's about it. that's my day. only cream cheese? that's it? it was, it was herb and garlic cream cheese. okay. you know, it's not like i'm messing with that like irrelevant shit, you know. i just figured there'd be bits of some kind of veggie in there. Search ↗
- 852.760 then you're on a really really strong run. i think it makes it easier, but it also makes the the character much more fun so i think it comes down to like whether you you care about like the bravado of having beaten the loss before it was easy, yeah, or if you care about actually having a character that is like a little bit more meaningful to play as chris haste and blue bagel of sun crustables. thanks for the gargantuan recess much appreciated. oh Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸18⧸15]
- 6489.740 i bet he gets a loose bagel in a bellini. that was an experiment to try to make a joke that made no sense but was still somehow funny just because of the words involved. i'm sorry, i couldn't go with you. you don't think lou bega orders a loose bagel in a bellini at benningen's? it's lou bega, loose bagel. i just... i saw you trying to repeat the syllabic phrasing, it just didn't work out for me. what's a loose bagel? it sounds like lou bega. like a one off... like you just buy a single bagel, not like in a package. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸25⧸15]
- 5550.720 yeah, we're just holding up the back line. that's okay me and you together equal the number two spot it's no big deal. oh, it's low. what a barrel just barreled me guess though well, you're rain and el bagel bites or pizza bites. what's the difference here? they're the same i thought they were the same little bites. no totino's pizza rolls is what he's trying to oh okay, yeah, well then bagel bites. i've never had a pizza roll Search ↗
- 5579.480 they're both fine. they're not as good as bagel bites. yeah, i'd rather bagel bites are better. yeah, bagel bites. so... i prefer hot pockets over both of those though. the thing is the crust in the pizza roll is like, it's not very good and then on top of that... it's a little like wet cardboard. yeah, and then also like, it's got the hot pocket syndrome where, you know, it's like way too hot. fuck! i couldn't hit my box in time. i know that feel. god damn it. i think nick wins this one. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸15⧸16]
- 2323.200 is that what she said? i like being mrs. sagnia because borat's not afraid to say what's on his mind. well, that's true about that last part. yeah, that was a borat baby. that's a baby borat. that's a nice spread. it's not funny. that was really funny. i liked it a lot. i'm just jealous i got this sweet... you got bagel and like two breakfast sausages here? you got a bagel? what time is it that you're eating a bagel? Search ↗
- 2355.440 you can eat a bagel at any time. that's not true. only if it's got pizza on it. what are you talking about? yeah, that's in the commercial. you gotta have pizza. if it's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. Search ↗
- 2365.260 and not anytime unless it's on a bagel. that's the only rule. yeah pizza or vegemite! aw come on christian bale slash christopher nolan. get out of here. get out of here, you're not invited here. alright. alright! i like that a lot. josh and nick! i'm back. i'm back on like that. i'm making a movie! what's it about? can you guess who's in it? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸22⧸16]
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸25⧸16]
- 570.720 palatable listen to this guy anyways say palatable oh i just i've never i've heard like people say bagel instead of bagel. yeah, i like hot dogs. okay, i've never spider dog dog is not mine that might be a michael al fox's i've never heard of hot dog hot dog off the street hell yeah Search ↗
Bootleg Solo NLSS (February 17, 2016)
- 2583.420 i ate a bite out of your bagel and then threw the rest in the trash because it was old and gross. i thought cats eat them. no, i didn't. the cat didn't eat the bagel. i had one bite and i put the rest in the trash because it was toasted but then it got to that phase that it wasn't toasted anymore. it was just like bread again. you can toast another bagel if you'd like. we always end up tossing like a bagel and a half out of the bag anyway. two people can't finish six bagels in a week. Search ↗
- 2658.500 it would. i didn't prepare for that one. anal, you should go on big brother. i think people would like hate me, which is fine. also, i'd have to take like 12 weeks off from work. that's like... mr. youtube's never gonna let me do that. how the fuck do you waste six bagels a week? did you not hear what i said? i said we throw out a bagel in a half. that means we eat four and a half out of the six bagels. we don't buy a bag of six bagels and then throw them all out. what do you this is some like... that's just like fuck planet earth. and also fuck bagels. Search ↗
- 2730.160 two people having a bagel for breakfast should go through 14 bagels a week. oh, can we get, uh, can we get stephen hawking in to check the math on that one? i'm not sure if that checks out. of course that's the right number. i'm just saying we don't have a bagel for breakfast every day. sometimes you get a bagel, sometimes you're like, oh, you know, i have some cereal. sometimes you're like, oh, maybe we'll just have like a few mandarin oranges, right? you can't have a bagel every day. each bagel is like 13 slices of bread. is he sating it like that on purpose? i'm sorry, i'm not quite sure what the implication there is. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸24⧸16]
- 431.460 well, i'll tell you what, those blueberries are popping off. you should get involved. i don't... i'm not an anti muffin. i just rarely find myself in a muffin situation. what is a muffin situation? having breakfast is a muffin situation. well, i mean it would be like being at a coffee shop, i guess. and then being like, what am i gonna have for breakfast? ten times out of ten, i'm taking a bagel with cream cheese. we've been at pax enough times to say that we've been in muffin situations and you've maybe gone a different route. it's possible. Search ↗
- 495.380 but i'm more of a bagel man or i'm a croissant guy or a breakfast sandwich on an english muffin. which i don't think counts as a muffin. all those things are great though, there's no stopping any of them. i don't really care about variety that much though. like if you gave me a croissant for breakfast every day, as long as it was a good croissant i'd be like hell yeah. yeah i'd probably be pretty proud of that too, pretty happy with the whole thing. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸30⧸16]
- 10622.540 it's not a bottle? fucking glue. that's not glue! you can suck my dick, elmer! that is goddamn glue! that's elmer! i mean, it looks like glue to me. everybody else got you, man. that's such bullshit. that's a google chrome, right there. bagel. someone in your jet said it's the anti imagination picture. you know what? i drew a fucking drag card. people gave me shit for that, so... that was a... they're actually called drag racers. you know what? i don't need your shit right now. Search ↗