Quotes about “Auto Fellatio”
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we get one of these, we get two of these, we get a loop. easy! easy! easy! okay, why do i even go up the ramp? i should just go immediately down here. alright, sorry son, you know, you're young, that lumber will grow back. you can do it! you can do it! you can't do it. oh, my hands. my hands! thank god i can do auto fellatio. okay, we're gonna come back. we're gonna... oh, we can't come back. oh, this is not good.
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son, if i died, tell your mother i said hello. let's try one more time. all the way back, then all the way forward. here we're gonna make it, we're not gonna make it. let's commit suicide! i didn't mean to take him with me. man, this guy is bendy! i told you he could perform auto fellatio! this is like some cirque du soleil shit until his head exploded.
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well no, like he's spraying the cologne onto himself and then he smells it and he goes, yeah, pretty good. i want to take the extension of that idea and apply it to what you just said and so he smells himself and then immediately tries to perform auto fellatio. yeah, he just wants to suck his own dick. he doesn't really. like you see the thought cross his mind, he's like yeah no, that smells really good. alright, it's time. pants off. it's time. we deserve this. hey dan gheesling is here, hi dan. hey dan! wait, who's dan gheesling?
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i don't mean like it has a thin plot. i mean it is literally just, you know, joke into joke into non sequitur into joke into joke into parody of a nike commercial. out of nowhere, david cross is performing an act of auto fellatio. like it just, it's just haphazard. i feel like in scary movie 2 they just gave up.
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some of the funniest stuff i've ever seen in my entire life. i can do it myself? that's that scary movie too where david cross throws his legs over his own head to perform auto fellatio, but i got fond memories of scary movie too as well. not dated at all except for that like
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the movie is... yeah, it's got tim curry in it. yeah, remember, he's got the weird nipples in the movie. of course. david cross is in it. he performs an act of auto fellatio on himself. i'm not like, upset by the fact that the movie is crass. i'm just saying, like, you know, i think it kind of stinks. and the scary movie 3 is same thing, you know? leslie nielsen, yeah?
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955.12
certainly, we're not on the level of you know a dark souls boss or anything like that but it's this part right here, and i still got hit because i tried to dodge over it to the right maybe we should use the other gianna sister and just try to like blow ourselves straight up blow ourselves straight up the northernlion story a guide to auto fellatio in the hood we almost got hit there, but we did manage to survive now. we only need to hit it like i said
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