Quotes about “Autism”
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lebron lebron generation i never saw a lot of that i'm saying but but struck love is actually a good thing it's actually like punch your without it down the best movie that adam sandler plays a mentally disabled guy flurring in his voice and this whole autism thing yeah in rain over me. oh
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pretty regularly. but anyway, so let me just read you the headline. dogs cannot get autism. british veterinary association warns after anti vax movement spreads to pets.
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i never said they could. is that fake news? do dogs have a lot of autism? it's just funny that the anti vax people don't want to vaccinate their dogs now because they don't want their dogs to be autistic.
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the tip toe walk. tip toe walk is one thing, but it doesn't mean it's a guarantee. oh, that was for autism, that's right. wait, i just, i said, no, i said add, spectrum of add. it was like the, what was it? the toe walker toe walks. i don't know, they were like couple things, but it wasn't, um, i don't know, whatever. like, it needs to be like more than five or something for autism.
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wait, who is like... only three? i don't know. toe walking is a common but not 100% connected. you see? but i see... i saw someone... i forgot which video it was. but ryan was talking about autism. where... oh no, it was the tweet! saying small ant also does toe walking and then he's like, you guys are right. i have autism or spectrum of autism or something like that. and then...
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like before when i considered maybe like, maybe i wanna try to have a baby and then all these things show up like holy but i'm like you know, big head whatever, it's not that big of a deal. you know, you cover her up with hair. thank god she's a female so she's not bald. so we're okay. but then now, freaking like a month or two ago, people were like, oh my gosh, ryan's got autism, ryan got autism. and i'm like, excuse me? excuse me, you tell me, you tell me this now? you got autism now?
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what is this? and everyone's like, oh, tiptoe really just gave it away. tiptoe just, toe walking just gave it away. and i was like, what are you talking about? nobody told me ryan has autism. and then i was like, is this, is this like, this is not good for luna. and i was like, i was freaking out and then ryan did the test and then like ryan said like he didn't get the whatever, like he's not part of the spectrum of autism or something.
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oh my gosh, but if we do bring ryan to like, i don't know, like a screening for like autism test or something that would be a youtube video. that might get lots of views. and then make a thumbnail super spicy or something. wait, my favorite youtuber? wait, but then wait, and then the next video is like
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small ant made a post about it on tiktok like a year ago and then tweeted about the reaction to the post and was like tiktok has diagnosed me as being on the autism spectrum as a result of my idiopathic toe walking. and i said, i know the feeling brother. i get that all the time. then like a year later, he followed up and said it was actually autism. at which point i said, oh shit word? really?
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so in the back of my head i was like, you know what, maybe i have some proclivities that one might consider to be typical of autism. i have no problems making eye contact. i converse well and i don't get nervous really in social interactions and stuff like that. but i definitely like a routine.
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then i was... i took like... and i know that these are not valid really, but i took like an online self assessment and it was like you never know you should probably see a doctor but we would say that you don't really have what we would consider like the foundational characteristics of being on the autism spectrum. and i was like okay that's... i'll settle that. then i was watching love on the spectrum and michael was on a speed date with somebody and he said may i ask you when you were born?
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and she said 1997 and he said 1997 nice. that's the same year men in black came out and i was like i need a fucking autism self assessment or like an actual assessment from a doctor because that's me. i need a professional to weigh in on this because i've seen a mirror on this television program. so i emailed a psychologist who specializes in it
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and they said, yeah, we'd be happy to. we're booking appointments for winter 2024 right now. and i said, eat shit. i didn't say that, but that's the first thing i thought of when i opened the email. eat shit. you think i'm going to pay you $3,300 for an autism assessment in 14 months? have you lost your mind? winter is january? no, in the email it was like december 2024.
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you can't just summon that impression on demand, you know? you gotta be a little bit more... willy wonka, folks! chocolatier extraordinaire. he's a little weird, but we love him. we like him a lot. don't understand him, but we get him. we like him. and the gobs... such a good first stream to watch. did you take the test yet? no, i can't get an adult autism assessment until winter.
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hello to the gamers. i have 51 minutes before multiplayer stuff today. we're doing more helldivers 2, we're doing guardic phone at noon. so i figured why don't we do some psych tests to see if i've lost my mind. no, i will not be doing a self diagnosed autism spectrum disorder test. i think that's irresponsible with someone of my platform.
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there's people who are trying to get doctor's appointments being told that they can't see a doctor for like a year and a half. it's not realistic to be like, you should always be busy. i'm sure you got cancellations and stuff. legendary joker! so true. any bored psychiatrist want to give me an adult autism assessment real quick? what's your favorite kit kat flavor? great question.
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oh my god. over top of each other? oh like into each other. how strong are your hamstrings man that you can roll a testy over the other one? how tight are your pants dude? they're not that tight, my thighs are tight. now i do think it's possible that i have some degree of adult autism.
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cool, can you shout out my son nick gers? he has autism and would love it. yeah, it looks like... did you... okay, so now i'm starting to get how this works. so you paid five dollars so that i would see that highlighted comment. i mean, sure, five bucks. i'll totally shout you out. nick gers, shout out to you, nick gers. you're awesome and your pops is an amazing guy for contacting me. librarian had the link like...
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can i tell you something by the way? i was watching justin and the go off kings and dead blossom jesse play mario party yesterday. they were all talking about how they did the rads r, like online autism self assessment tool. i did the first 20 questions and i have to... i've stolen valor. i'm telling you straight up, i'm not on the spectrum. because the first 20 questions, every single question i went, what? no!
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