Quotes about “Attractive year old”
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is the storyline based off of the... i don't watch riverdale. i'm a 30 year old guy. it's like a murder. but i have no idea what the hell archie talks about. it's just pretty attractive people doing stuff. that's all cw is. oh yeah, all these cw shows. there's a murder mystery somewhere along the way. they all film in vancouver. so it's like... whenever you see a filming crew, you're like, oh cool, is ryan reynolds there? no? ah, it's probably like arrow then.
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it's funny, i was just thinking i might just married my son off to an attractive 15 year old and it just got me thinking about you know you get the attractive trait when you're like zero. it's just it's funny to me like what what would make you say you know that's a that's a pretty attractive zero year old. she's hot. i'm sorry. but you automatically the zero year old gets the opinion bonus from the opposite sex at zero. right. ooh she's pretty. well you
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you know, you're a physically attractive specimen that i'd like to engage in fluid transfer with. instead she's saying, you know, you've got to have a fulfilling life. i don't know if she's actually saying that or... i mean, she didn't write the song, but surely she vetted it as a 17 year old before she was like, yes, i'll sign here to become an international superstar. really, she was just doing it so she could be a judge on the voice in 15 years.
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like too hot to handle. because i don't want to see any more like 25 year old personal trainers being like, oh, they're so hot. oh, they're so hot. i get it. you know, you're attractive. you work out for a living. i'm proud of you. but at the same time, i want to see some adults
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this 10 year old kid is the or 14 year old kid is the attractive trait. nice. nice! it's good for the... goose is good for the gander? umm... fuck.
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and now viewers be like, i'm the type of beast that doesn't look the cashier in the eyes, especially if i find them physically attractive. you take that shit back to vtuber chat! you're in northernlions chat! we mask in this motherfucker! we make an uncomfortable amount of eye contact. we never break eye contact. we make way more eye contact than most people do. we call the cashier mom in this bitch? i was trying another bit and it's inspired by real life events, but it's like a five year old stand up.
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physical, it's not as important. i'm not gonna say that, you know, that certainly there's, you know, 45 year olds. you're telling me they're not fuckable when they're 50? i'm saying there's ones that are more attractive than others, but by society's aggregate standards of beauty, yeah. i think so. if you're trying to tell me, yeah, an 18 year old doesn't want to get down with a 50 year old, that's not a surprise. but other 50 year olds want to get down with other 50 year olds, and you know that. don't they want to get down with like 19 year olds?
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no way. what do you think about that, dude? why do you think the things that you find attractive are, uh, attractive? that's charles darwin. it's all it all comes back to charles darwin. it's nature plus nurture. is that his fault then? i know what they're talking about, at least. ohhh. so i'm gonna start up a clothing line, a fashion line, and i'm gonna call it darwin's. nice, dude. which sounds like it's for 80 year old people, but... where do you draw the line? like, hair color? like...
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every movie too, like where it's just like everyone's beautiful and jacked and fucking, you know, it just makes no sense. that's like um, like cw shows where every character has to be like an attractive 20 through x year old, you know? yeah, but john cena is like 290 pounds of pure muscle. yeah.
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it's considered like a compliment that people on the internet will still discuss whether they'd rather fuck her now as an extremely attractive 80 year old or fuck her back in her 20s as like a pretty attractive 20 year old. it's like yeah, you can work your whole life and get to that level. that's a lot to strive for. i'm so flattered i'm in my 80s and these 16 year olds on the internet are still talking about how they want to cum on my tits. come on, you're on my tits!
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