Quotes about “Asmr hair”
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it's half of the people are bald. well, you should be jealous of us because we don't have to get haircuts. i really like getting the haircut though. this is a lot about you. i know everything about you. i cut my hair every week, man. just from that one statement. what are you trying to say? asmr? top search on shibuya's youtube asmr? ooh, sometimes! yeah, 100%. no, on tiktok. if it's on the for you page, i'll watch a little bit. my man. it was really awkward.
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and they would never tell you in advance. it was always like a beautiful surprise. like the assistants, the educational assistants would come into your classroom and put a chair at the front of the classroom. and then one by one, every kid would go sit in the chair and they would have like a long toothpick. and they would go like comb through your hair. and it was so asmr, it was kind of like... like that.
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that's okay. maybe i should listen to some soft sounds before bed. whisper, whisper. welcome to my hair salon. yo, they know asmr! snip snip. that will be 100 money. i don't have any hair. or any money. that's okay, you can pay me back later. just joking. anyway, who are you? i'm the detective. ooh, cool. can you question me? do you mind if i ask? oh yeah, sure. oh boy, i love questions. about the wizard. what do you know about the wizard that moved in? hahaha. yeah.
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and they would never tell you in advance. it was always like a beautiful surprise. like the assistants, the educational assistants would come into your classroom and put a chair at the front of the classroom. and then one by one, every kid would go sit in the chair and they would have like a long toothpick. and they would go like comb through your hair. and it was so asmr. it was kind of like... like that.
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it's half of the people are bald. well, you should be jealous of us because we don't have to get haircuts. i really like getting the haircut though. this is a lot about you. i know everything about you. i cut my hair every week, man. just from that one statement. what are you trying to say? asmr. top search on shibuya's youtube asmr. ooh, sometimes! yeah, 100%. no, on tiktok. if it's on the for you page, i'll watch a little bit. my man. it was really awkward.
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and i don't think it's necessarily a hot take. i think i understand asmr, which might not be the requisite cynical take you might have been expecting. like i find it pleasant to listen to soft voices, don't get me wrong. i'm a little too self conscious, i think, to be like, okay honey, it's time to go to sleep, i'm gonna put on like an asmr youtube channel and get my hair cut for the 17th time this month.
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