Quotes about “Asmongold”
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that's a lot of a game that has 10 second rounds. yeah. that's probably my most impressive stat. is 81 hours in super x again. oh, you little hey, don't you run! the most hours played of world of warcraft on earth. you think it's over 20,000 hours? it's... fuck. how many days is that? i'm a days guy. i mean how much does that one fucking guy, asmongold or whatever. cause he's probably up there.
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is this like a 2019 ryan plays when ryan played songs for his breaks song? okay. i've probably heard it on your stream then. oh it got linked in there. i'm sitting here waiting to be on the phone. where is it? runescape has intro. asmongold on the cover. holy shit. wait, let it go for like 35 seconds, man. ooh. bro, i'm going. i'm going to fucking space, brother. i'm blasting off.
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i ate overnight oats for the first time, my guts feel like they're tearing themselves apart. okay, asmongold, i see you. what do you what the fuck do you mean it's tearing your guts apart? it's oats and and like liquid. it's oats, liquid, and fruit. we were eating that shit back in like 10,000 bc, bro. maybe they're allergic? okay, but don't blame the fucking oats for that. what the hell, man? all you told me to eat blue cheese and now i've got a fever. that's because you're allergic to fucking penicillin, bro.
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thus far for sure. i don't expect them to be smart, they're teenagers. it's kind of their thing but... oh shit. how many times can you make the asmongold joke in one stream? it's just i'm like is it too much if every time i see a new room if i say it's asmongold's office? you can keep alternating between asmongold and jk rowling.
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1690.22
asmongold's bathroom. you got anything for me in here? it's fucked up that like this doesn't look that much worse than like the average men's room at the park. the worst bathrooms you ever had. i like i would rather in most circumstances i would rather piss outside than piss in the camp toilets at the at the public parks. but any port in a storm i guess pissing in like a nice bathroom like the heidi lau bathroom. that's a treat especially if you get yourself a stall.
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1308.10
mentally ill? i ain't drinking any shit that comes from a bottle in silent hill, man. this shit is the asmongold kitchen. i'm eating before i come and then i'm stopping at the drive thru on the way home, man. there's no way i'm putting that shit in my body. are you crazy? she didn't even rinse the glass or nothing? be that way. here's to hope. undie.
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this is my asmongold apology video. i'm 35 years old. i can't keep eating my overnight oats on the toilet every morning and getting sick once every five months. and then i'm in the replies, i might still eat the overnight oats on the toilet again because i know that's why people like me. so, okay, i'll maybe eat like now and then a pinch. don't worry, nothing's changing. i'm just joking. i wish him the best in his journey. we're all on one. we're all on one.
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969.52
hey enel, you're on my front page. hey, well, hang on, take a sip. asmongold's on sabbatical. stable ronaldo got banned. i might be like the last streamer standing, man. standing for what? you guys see that news article that said standing desks might actually be bad for you? greatest headline i've ever read in my entire life. how? i don't know, it's probably like bad for your back or something to be standing up all the time.
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yeah? what do you care? you worried asmongold's gonna make fun of you? christmas ads are already starting? you're deadass the grinch. what do you care about christmas ads starting? at least it's some variety, bro. because like what would you rather just have the same fucking draftkings ad run 17 times every single commercial break? at least this way that you know they're adding a little bit of seasonality to it. it's not even december? who cares, man? i don't understand. i mean like i'm just asking you to articulate like
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i just think it's the funniest thing that's happened in the last 24 hours so that's all. it is kind of wild that the world's richest man is beefing with asmongold of all people. it's like... it threw up in my mouth. i just think that the phrase so called editors is one of the funniest things i've read maybe like in the last 10 years. like it's such a funny thing to say. it's like an episode of the boys or something.
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