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4120.260
oh shit, yeah. this is the ascension. uh, you have to mute everyone, nick. how? like down at the bottom, it should like have their name or something. oh, i'm just what about voice? i'm just gonna put voice down to zero in the options menu. mute that, dude. alright. alright, hold on. i think that's a different voice. there's no mute button. oh, found it. hit right stick and then hit a over the names. right stick? yeah, right stick.
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9662.200
like i want that and then our car. yeah, that was jar jar binks the part from me say jar jar yeah, exactly when the the ascension in dream on and when he goes come on up and see me jar jar's a sith lord, right? that's i don't buy that for a freaking second man i do when he says come on up and see me. that's an ascending i
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that's such a stretch, come on. no, you don't understand. not for twitch chat. not twitch chat, yeah. there's... don't even worry about it. yes, it is h e g t. not that it's the room code that we're in now. alright, i will begin my cauldron ascension now. all of my homework is done. i'm really liking the guesses. i'm not really. conversely...
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it's out of control. i can't even play all the good indie games that came out last week because i'm playing too much slay this fire. but anyway. what ascension are you up to now? i don't want to talk about it. i am on ascension level three as the silent and ascension level two as the ironclad so i'm like still way back. i have not even tried the silent yet. i don't know. i mean... i'm trying to beat the first one.
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661.400
i do think like the ironclad is still easier for ascension. we're not gonna have a long slay the spire discussion because he's so good or so fun. the ironclad is still like he's good but the the silent ascension it can be a little annoying. there's some elites that they seem like they just kill you unless you uh have the right deck composition by like turn four. armor focus, blur, millions of blurs. anyway.
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11090.960
i'm also playing monster hunter throughout the week. you want to watch that? awesome. can i run something by you? absolutely. ascension mode as the silent is actually just bad. it's very hard and you will just die for no reason. a lot. yes, it strikes me as very annoying. i died super quick last night, and then i did a non ascension mode run and i was like, oh my god, i can play any archetype i want and still have a chance of victory.
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11117.940
you play ascension mode, it's like, i didn't get poison in the first four cards, so i guess i'll just lose. yeah, that happens. anyway, ironclad sucks, you know, you slash ban forge. it really does suck though. yeah, it really does. why don't you pick up your channel? robert?
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like i'm not saying you're not high up in the corporation, i just have no idea, but i don't think you have the kind of power to just put a block over on. it's not an insult, i'm just saying like, what if i murdered somebody on the street? does everybody get like one veto over the twitch offices? i doubt it. anyway, i'm gonna play as the silent. yeah, i'm on ascension 7. i don't know if i hate you or i pity you at this point.
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187.040
i wanna play as the character that looks like a padlock. does he have a special ability that is a key? what character looks oh, i get it. it's the character that doesn't exist yet. i want it so bad. i got him. ooh, that's terrible. i'm going for a meme run because i'm not doing ascension mode, so i'm just gonna have a fun time. his name is the locked? that's an awesome name, actually. john locke.
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1364.080
why doesn't he exhaust the shiv? i'm just gonna tell you, you guys have watched too much slay the spire. whether through me or through other channels. this run's going really well and all people are talking about is like how bad it is. it's actually great right now. you've been watching too many, too many clash boys playing, you know, ascension level 14 as the ironclad. i love the ironclad. he's so fun. i am with you 100%. come on.
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but i think i'm starting to, like i might have crested over the top. i need another character. that's, i agree. that would be nice. like i can only get my ass kicked in ascension mode so many times. and the answer is two times a day for the rest of my natural life. unfortunately. can you play cards with the number keys? that would be kind of fun. i don't know. how would you target? oh yeah, i guess you would have to like hold it down and then drag it, but then why not just grab?
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2570.660
no, the elites are bad. the elites that are like a triangle with a circle in the middle. yeah, those guys. what's funny is that those guys are, i think in non ascension mode, they're by far the worst. and in ascension mode, whenever i see them, i'm like, oh, thank god, it's a killable elite.
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i'm so close to killing this guy. no. yes you do? okay, i mean be that as it may. this thorny boy is going to kill me! he already beat the second ball, i guess you're not doing an ascension. i'm like, you are scooting right now. no yeah, i wasn't doing ascension. what's it mean when his flames turn green? uh, are you talking about the hexagose guy? yeah he's got six flames and they're all blue except one just turned green.
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the dailies are great because they're like a societally accepted easy mode is the way that it usually goes. like i did ascension 3 last night and died like an idiot. and then on dailies i'm like, i'm a god. annie. i mean it's just a different skill set i'd say. nick, how was your weekend? we didn't do a weekend segment.
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it's not horrible, but it could have been better. hello, haafu. hi haafu. haafu, how are you? i'm dying in slave aspire. nice! what ascension are you on? i'm only at 11 right now, but i already beat plenty on all of them. do you guys think that this is a mouse and keyboard game?
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like the ascension that i've been stuck on with every single character. i've won four runs in a row and it's great. so i beat ascension, don't laugh, but i appreciate the feedback. i beat level 10 as the ironclad, which is good. and then level 12 is the silent and level 11 is the defect. we're making progress. is ascension like new game plus mode? every run gets slightly harder in different ways and they stack on top of one another.
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i'm making my zapper. are you making your way downtown? oh, oh, oh, macross, you better friggin' hope. i will make you pay. corey's dead. nobody is left to stop my ascension. then again, i am level two. you also get more damage every level. okay, no hives or big hive. oh my god.
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do you play off camera? i don't play dailies off camera anymore because they're... i think they're kind of like negative practice for ascension. and it, you know, it's not... ascension is like my focus right now. it's not that like one is any more admirable than the other. it's just that, you know, in this specific situation... why not? are you playing until midnight? oh, absolutely not. you're right, in hindsight, probably should have bought return of the stack.
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that only require three hits to break because on ascension these i almost you almost made me swear you son of a bee they take four on the higher level ascensions and it sucks coward didn't even curse me alright, so we do want to get rid of ma bank dude. we want claws because they're making all the other claws better i love bag of prep, but i don't know calipers might also be pretty sick. i
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it's a good day to reflect on who your favorite streamer in 2018 was and to recognize that hey, they deserve your support too and then go ahead and give your twitch prime subscription to beartaffy. sounds good to me. just saw the ascension level 18 run where you unlocked... hold on a second, i gotta think. where you unlocked ascension level 19 for the defect. good play. thank you very much. dude, i could not... oh, it kills an enemy! it doesn't even matter if it's a minion! dude.
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i'll absolutely do that then. it's incredible. order. here, i'll say it so you don't have to. dude, these claws are nuts. bear, are you still here? is this the path you took? did you take a claw heavy path? claw run seems cool. i'm for it. i did. i knew it. now, ascension is training me to kill this guy first, but it's no longer necessary. cloggers, dude! hehehehehehe. um...
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1256.900
claw sucks. dude, here's the thing. claw is like one of the most fun archetypes that you can build with the defect. it is trash on ascension, but if there's one thing, and it's tough, but if there's one thing i don't like about slay the spire, is that ascension mode kind of like incentivizes balancing everything around ascension mode. so, you know, right now, i'm like, why would you ever not
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oh, i see. let's take middle. yuck. why would you ever not do like a defect run where you just take focus, right? like... it seems stupid with ascension to not just take focus literally every single time. so i'm playing the dailies because i get to have fun.
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don't expect that to work for us too. well because our decks gonna be way too thick wow, i regret this decision immediately i hate these guys, but again like i don't on ascension who cares or is not an ascension sorry on a daily who cares what i mean to say poor valve artifact is a bust see i don't know if that's a joke about
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