Quotes about “Apollo”
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my brain sent me a message to the conscious part of itself and it said wait a minute was chubs from happy gilmore played by carl weathers aka apollo creed from rocky and then i looked it up and he was i can't believe that that just dawned on you you know what? i can't believe that it just dawned on me either. why is it? nick i'm not ready for that part of the discussion. okay, okay. oh
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1819.220
do your part then. it blew my mind that it was apollo creed and i do agree with josh that it should have dawned on me the second i saw either rocky or happy gilmore, whichever one came second in my viewing experience. i don't know, like yeah, no, not necessarily. yeah, no. because it's not like i first watched happy gilmore, i was like creed.
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i'm doing it right there. you can do this, josh. you can get it done. ooh! now if you hit like that, you can't. yeah, that's not how you get it done, josh. there you go. yeah, it bounced off the rock. well, he stroked out just now. hit it into the vines of apollo. i'm out of strokes, guys. yeah, he's been stroking. is dankiesling not a mod in my chat? he shouldn't be. oh, dude. why would you ever do that?
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2123.560
i thought there were like seven. they're making more every second of every day. yeah, they like them in america and in like other places too. oh, dan gheesling's in my chat. he said nick is apollo creed.
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that is absolutely false, but you wouldn't know that because you've never seen them. apollo creed is a large african american male. he's the guy that beats him in the first rocky movie. he's just how would you know this? because i've hung around with you enough that you told me the plot of rocky. who spoiled it for him? we we apollo creed ed nick. i'm so sorry.
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2214.940
hello. you downloading dead by daylight? i am. it's uh, i got seven minutes and eight seconds left. that's like pretty good timing honestly. yeah, so i think i'm gonna, you know, do something good in my life for once. so yeah, you know. i'm not gonna make you mad. apollo creed is basically nick. how am i like apollo creed? he's not, i don't think he's really like if you're any character from rocky, you're the fuck robot that paulie has. can you tell me more about the fuck robot?
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everybody in that movie's got problems except apollo. probably the sweetest part of the whole movie was when paulie starts giving rocky some lip and then instead of addressing what he just said to him he starts beating the ever loving shit out of some meat next to him and then he walks away and paulie's like alright yeah no that's a good argument actually. this is what i could do to your face paulie but i'm just gonna hit this meat. yeah.
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not on my screen! mind if i apollo creed? that's what i even draw. mind if i apollo creed? if he dies, he dies. i'll just never touch the head ever again. mind if i'm a spooky cat? what is this spooky cat? what?
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7867.860
what i'm talking about. okay. not like they caught a spicy fish. like, let's be real. how do you know? there's gotta be a few zesty fish out there. spicy plants? there can be spicy fish. a reenactor at colonial williamsburg would get suspended if they said, mind if i roll apollo creed or who is colonial williamsburg? like a paint company. so, mouth and austin? someone thought that was colonel williamsburg and then mouth said, mind if i roll apollo creed.
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i think my favorite bear is far away from the microbear. you like this one? that's the one i like, yep. that's a good one. that's quality bear, dude. oh, did your co2 scrumber break onboard apollo 13? well, why didn't you just take the ge washers instead of the bufasco ones?
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7813.080
they were originally gonna make more, but then it opened up against apollo 13 in nine weeks and it got fucking shellacked at the box office, so they only made the first one. i thought you were saying they were gonna make more cupboards, but they yeah, i also wanted to hear about more cupboards! they fell into the hands of red skull at the end of the first movie, and then he started the last shot is they zoom out on a factory of red skull making a bunch of those cupboards, and then putting little adolf hitlers in each one.
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they don't cry that that's like apollo 13 era now they land in like the cassistani desert or something like that which is worse water or desert you drown in sand drown in water. it's all drowning the same i think i'd rather land in the cassistani desert
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hmm true was philadelphia an ex yes they had a fucking statue of the man in philadelphia no didn't they take it down oh yeah he's italian robert tell me something about rocky balboa he's the italian stallion uh all right he lost in the first movie he fought apollo creed uh very specific yeah i mean uh
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i think the first one's a little better than the second one. wait, you've really never seen the i don't believe that. i saw the part where jesse ventura utters some homophobic slurs and then uh... this never happened. and then apollo creed and arnold schwarzenegger do the arm thing where their biceps are really huge. or is that from rocky iii? i can't i think it's from it sounds like rocky iii to me. i think that's from the editor.
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