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six minutes into this run. okay, i'm on caves two. i don't know how many minutes into this run. about a half an hour. the damage is not getting better. i think i gotta try this. let's see what we got here. what if zelda was a girl? don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. one of the dilemmas of our century. oh no! oh! guess you got hit. ah!
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what else do they sell in the hood section, nick? i'm eager to hear your answer to this one. that's the only thing they have that's by them that i'm aware of. it's a dairy company. ooooooh! i just want you to know i'm alternating between you two, because i don't want to play favorites. this level's annoying. yeah? that's a good bomb. you know what? i got him. this game looks like it was developed for the atari st. no way. damn! what is the problem?
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is his name airport guy on twitch? not yet. it needs to be. he was so confused, his face was so red and he looked frightened. i don't blame him. i called ryab too but he doesn't answer. yeah you called me about 45 times. i was streaming.
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that sounds like a bit of a bitch's. um, i don't know. what are you talking about, dan? i'm not gonna reveal the answer. what? damn it. seeds? you can't do that! that just makes me think that it wasn't anything. there was nothing that you were talking about. onion seeds? powder. salad powder's not a thing. i mean, sesame and garden. garden powder. yeah, garden powder.
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okay, why would that happen? how does sombrero indicate last two? because you know it's like from a western. to be honest i didn't know the answer to that question either, so i'm glad i do now. well wouldn't a western be cowboy hats? not necessarily. what do you think caballero stands for? yeah, that's right. oh no, i wanted the diglett's! caballero pepper. it has to be milk? onion milk? garden milk?
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is what someone in my chat just said. i didn't even know textbooks had lungs. if it was an infection though, after this amount of time he would have had a fever though for sure i thought. oh i sucked you in! yeah well i mean if like if it's a lung infection then why am i coughing? you know? or why am i yo! there are medical professionals who answer these questions on a daily basis. can you at least go to one of those forums where they answer your medical questions and ask them?
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yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though.
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joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though
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all right, i have to open it in my browser. we could probably do one of each, yeah. bum ba dum ba dum. should i get rob for this? i don't even know if he's available, but. if rob's interested. add him to the call. he can join for sure. then he can answer for his transgressions. homemade dope for rusted pizza? you guys have rusted pizza? bum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum ba dum. i don't wanna hear these ads either, chad. i don't need a blender right now.
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i'm gonna make the chat feel better, i'm gonna put a panic basket in there. oh gosh, this question. oh yeah, i didn't even realize. i can get in and start the stream and still answer the question. okay, we got 50 seconds left, that's plenty of time. i am in. we should be going live to twitch here. alright, alright, alright. i'm doing the kid levels with super meat boy, remember how hard those were? yeah.
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room is full? really? can they get full? i didn't realize that. i don't think anybody's in the game. maybe the servers aren't active yet. oh jesus. oh no. the worst thing about canada, having to pay 80 fucking dollars for a game or as if you needed me to answer this. hmm. okay. yep, yep, yep. fair enough.
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well, uh, considering i know that i didn't write that one, that can only narrow down that answer to one other person. well, nick got 100% of the two votes. of the two votes, though. a rejected phrase for one of those valentine heart candies, do me or suck me, beautiful.
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we don't need no... butt control. yeah, i was hoping somebody would do it. butt control? i was gonna say yeah. alright, you guys, are you super ready to answer? uh, well i need because how ready? no, i'm gonna because i need to explain this to you. my, um... my display driver crashed, so i can't type it into skype for you. okay. oh... remember when i tweeted about the titanic and you going down it feels like that again. everyone just gone now. oh, okay.
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i don't know enough about sports to really answer that. sorry. like don't they have... wouldn't that mean that they have like a lot of travel or something? that's the way it seems to me. like in the nhl it's separated by geography. mostly. yeah, yeah. new york's a pretty big state. yeah, but the mets play in like brooklyn or something and then the yankees play in like brooklyn. i don't know. queens maybe. shit. well that sounds like a lot of shit then.
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no, it's really not. it's just the way it is nl. i don't know, man. that's pretty much the answer i was looking for, to be honest with you. maybe it's like how we've got the representative bodies to vote for us? mmm. like the electoral college. yeah, like the electoral college. like however big the state is, they have to have a certain amount of baseball teams to represent it. i'm just surprised they're in different conferences. like, in the nhl!
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i'd like to be a rear admiral. i've always wanted to be a rear something. yeah. so tempted to click on biznap's name every time i pop that up. hey, n.l.! i also got the mr. green man curse on my amd r9 fury. well, how did you solve it? you're not gonna like the answer to this. yeah, this is rough. probably buy an nvidia card.
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what's great is that used to be what people were ironically saying to you to spite you in chat and now it's the actual answer. it turned out to be like the literal answer, yeah. i don't want the bank anymore. don't give me the bank. you don't have to take the bank. when i ran them it gives me the bank. yeah, same. literally every time it's like fucking here's the bank. no, i did, i ran them three times to give me the bank every single time. i don't really like this setup, but we'll see. could work. this game's still pretty good. oh yeah.
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speaking of star fox what the hell was that neon star fox game people kept talking about dan gheesling? he's telling us about there was it robbed neon star fox rob kept asking dan gheesling what the hell that game was and he kept saying neon star fox. yeah, dan it's impossible to get a straight answer out of that guy. i love that. he just invented a star fox game. well, i mean he he linked us a trailer and it looked like it i never saw it
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yeah, let's get out of here. this place is doomed. there we go, it finally went off. it paused as it hit me and it didn't finish exploding, i guess. thank you, adam, for the welcome back. we got one... probably one more, yeah. alrighty. is this invitation from you? should be. can't answer that, i guess.
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wait, do i not know how this item works? there's a... there's a ball. it's a cursed eye. i think i forgot what missingno does. missingno rerolls your entire run every single floor. oh yeah. alright, that's fun. let's do that. now, what's better? blackface friend or ifriend? i'm not gonna answer that question. i went with ifriend. what's the first blackface friend? it's the friend in... steven universe. yeah.
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do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so?
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never mind guys. you think if you google kathy gryffindor, there's like an answer. an answer? what's the answer to that? well, like a relevant result. an answer! yes, i do believe that you googled kathy. look, okay? it sounded like a declarative statement more than a question to me. just a fucking answer. what is your problem? an answer. i don't have the answers for how to handle this guy. doesn't have the answer. why isn't my whole chat saying really right now?
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he's in my face right now. put him in the call. big disgrace, kicking your butt all over the place. i wanna see how the matchstick take thing is going on development. i can't answer your call tyrone, i'm in a call with other people. you can't or you won't. yeah you won't. pick up the call, you won't. you won't. why could he have his hand? oh fuck.
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yeah, i mean same time like 30 seconds ago sure whenever we got it right. i have a really good cane run going yeah, is it corporate cane or the hellish demon cane? it's yes that's a great answer they're the same i appreciate this d4 scenario here with lost i like that now yeah i mean you can pick up two items and then reroll them into 2020 holy mantle if you're the world's luckiest man i should use it more
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i thought that was the answer, but i was kind of wishfully hoping it wasn't. also, does spider mod occasionally freeze enemies if it walks over top of them? i have not... check that out. i have not been able to have or get that item. well, i'll trade you. you can have spider mod for a while, i'll take glitter bombs. sounds good. they're so beautiful and glittery though.
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what happens if you get ludovico and continuum? can you just take your tier off the screen and come back around the other side? i'm happy that i actually have an answer for you. oh nice. that was what my weird run was. at least that's what two of the elements were. thanks for the donation guys, i promise i'll read those off later and get all caught up. how do you feel about the little dolly? pretty good. love it. i think it's really good as well. i love the binky, little dolly, the pjs.
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we're gonna go around the whole world. you're gonna cycle across the entire grand theft auto 5 map. yeah, and it's gonna be awesome. that sounds like it could be. i'm not trying to tear you away, you know? as long as i'm not being required to officiate, you guys can do whatever the heck you want. no, you are. i just didn't tell you yet you're required to be there. well, no is the answer to your implied question there.
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uh, more options. mmm. come on guppy dream. well, that's gonna hurt either way. i think we'll take both, just because we can. maybe we'll reroll a k mean. yeah, i prefer this. i prefer it. bat bats! thank you for everybody in chat going, you can't yara the yara, so that i don't have to answer the question a hundred times for the rest of my natural life.
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that was an unexpected answer. turn item down from mid air to item hop. i don't know who ace of base is. they sing i saw the sign, you scumbag! oh, okay, well, this is also something you should know about me. i'm terrible with song names, man. oh, well, how am i supposed to know that? you should know that about him. i think i told you that in high school. okay. incredible. alright, i gotta jump to b.a.
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it's the new what happened to the old skype? everyone has hated it forever. oh yeah, it got ads. yeah, that was like, people were pretty displeased about that. yeah. i wonder why they did that. so they can make money, that was the answer. yeah, probably so they could make money, is my guess.
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i don't know why i said it like that. wait, what did you say? it has to have happened, right? yeah, that's a weird thing. i don't know what happened to my brain during that. you went high theater for that one line. yeah. that's because i was at the symphony on saturday. watching some fucking looney tunes, dog. high class. cancer's good. in this game, at least. right? yeah. is it better than the rosary bead? yeah. i agree. this is the right answer, then.
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yeah, i've beaten two lost runs in a row, but... ooh, i have sad moms. but, uh, it's not easy. i think the highest i've ever heard of was three. yeah, i saw a three streak as well. with no resetting between just straight up run, run, run? yeah. i believe so, yeah. yeah, that's a good answer. that's how i want to spend my day. d7. i think i have not picked this up yet. this is the one where they drop things and then you can do the room over to get different drops.
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oh yeah, no it might have been a c section. i wanted it to be his ass. the baby just got beaten on his stomach until it popped open. let me out of here! like a chestburster. it was like a 19 month gestation period though, because schwarzenegger's got those abs, you know? wow. oh this is like... two people are gonna have the same answer for this one. yeah, i think i know what you're talking about. are we talking about a restaurant right next to the pax expo hall? mm hmm.
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bad question, honestly. i like the compound answer of don't wipe your ass with it, comma, you'll shit out a leprechaun. yeah, i like that. vote for both of those, then. that's pretty good, yeah. so i'm gonna vote for both of those. you should vote vote. it's goopy. you should vote vote. i vote for a schooner. yeah, i really hate my answer, so. stop saying no vote. i'm with you, blob, quadruple o seven. it's not nice. oh, come on now. i thought i got 30 seconds to buy my answer. don't wipe your ass with it.
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27% how?! yeah, that was not funny at all. i had real shit out of the leprechaun 36% that's like, yeah, rob's answer is like the one you have to beat to even bother writing one because it's just the anti answer and two of us lost to it, so rob was the baseline but he still won handily that is frankly surprising to me nick with a second place finish
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damn. alright, you can hit the same players. i did it. cobalt did get the top answer with child beauty pageants though. oh, you mean it wasn't some fuck? some fuck was close. we had several that were like 73. alright. yeah. i like how it just shows up on the screen, child beauty pageants fucking weird. that's so weird. are you meat boy nick? no, i'm just doing this for now. i will play some meat boy though at some point during this month. let's play some meat boy.
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pridrate fits hmm. oh god hmm that's like a four out of ten all right, this is a terror. i you know what i'm not even happy about what i just did just there with that answer so okay i hate these prompts these are so bad. i love my second prompt actually yeah, you guys can check out the dual link if you want to watch all the quiplash goodness uh
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your reaction made it so much better. just don't talk about it, we can do that. this was the answer i didn't want to ever be read out again out loud. michael is home, he's got 55 to 45. are you fucking kidding me? this is the worst fucking answer ever.
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did you really write your own answer? that's like one of those commercials where they show like a...
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movie's pretty bad, especially the last line from jack black in it. frickin' jack black. i killed the beast. i actually liked the movie for the most part, but that line has stuck with me. even at the end i'm like, come on. yeah, for real. really? yeah. alright. i took that one. his 8 inch clitoris was the top answer. of course.
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i'm not good with the money questions like what would you spend a million dollars on? i'd just kill a bunch of hookers on an island. like really? jesus. that's what my answer was! i remember that yeah i didn't realize that was your that was what you really felt what you would do with a million dollars. that's exactly what i would do. donald trump fucking roasted at 61 to 39. fuck donald trump. sorry no politics. this is my first mingling thanks for the support guys.
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it'd be great if we both had the same answer. what would happen? or if people get 50 50. who wants some fuck won by 25 or 30 votes? 52 to 48 percent. wow, that's actually some awesome. kinda got what we wanted, i guess. very close. a terrible theme for a high school prom. drunk driving awareness or the purge? the purge. hey, second time using some fuck, boo? what about kongdong? you used that twice. yeah, kongdong won, right? i did that, yeah.
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i'm not salty, just saying. the purge is really good. the purge is actually really good. i like that one. that's way better than the answer i was gonna go with. purge me, daddy. purge gets like 77%. yeah. 75. that one's really good. alright, going into the final lash. the last lash. is what they call it in business. really? it's close. the last lash. purge to purge.
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35% wow! the fighting fuckboys 40% damn! i had to go memetown the final scores i came here to meme, not to dream i have taken the victory but alaska's cream pie was the number one answer that was real good i don't know, it's just, there's something about the fact that it's alaska
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this is a fourth place answer right here, that's what that is. that's what i deserve for it. four, three, two, oh nice. you got in, you got in. i couldn't, i had to like, my sentence was too long, it's always too long. what happens if you stare at the sun too long? you become the real geordie laforge. your eyes begin to hurt. the pucker of 1000 angry oprah's gouge pupils. a little girl comes out of your tv.
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just put tom hardy in it, it's fine. the pucker of 1000 angry oprah's gouge pupils. 14%. i can't believe 14% of you picked that at all. a little girl comes out of your tv, 23%. come on, chad. you become the real geordie laforge. you gotta be fucking kidding me. 27%! and your eyes begin to hurt. rob's always got the baseline answer, man. 35%.
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that's a fourth place answer, chat. just accept it. god damn it. king of amarillo, thank you for the subscription. nick still wins. but rob's performance was enough to vault him into third. well i guess that's... oh, the funky forest is the top answer as well. i guess that's it for today's show. why don't we pimp our channels? we'll start with cobalt streak.
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yeah, and also you should marry one of the writers because you can't be compelled to testify against your wife. there you go. i don't know if that's actually true. no, it's not. it's not true at all. yet another disclaimer necessary that you should not be taking legal advice from the northernlion life summer show. well, i mean, you could just watch breaking bad and get the answer to that question. yeah. or like arrest the development.
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