Quotes about “Animals”
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thank god for the om nom noms there. is that a cat? nah oh! oh, i got one hp. om nom nom. sounds like a cat thing. cats aren't the only animals that go om nom nom. probably. well, i think it's like cat appreciation day or something today, isn't it? yeah, it's like oatmeal day and cat appreciation day. i'm serious! yeah, i'm serious too! oh, okay. i'm glad to hear this. it's just funny. and now the shopkeepers bubble can give you air. did you know that, nick? i'm dead. i'm fucking dead, it was so good though.
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11140.940
there should be like a post game lightning round where it starts to rain farm animals and then they all explode on top of you. i feel like thematically that would compliment this. yeah, hit me. i don't care. oh, that actually did hurt pretty bad. nooooo! i lost. i won. i won. there we go. four by four. okay, my turn. nope. get rekt. nope. well, okay. good luck, guys.
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6964.220
yeah, well he's not actually a rock, he's just a fuzzy friend. oh, okay. he goes, rock, meow. why did they ever shape pet rocks into forms of animals? that'd be like, way better. they probably did. yeah, actually. yeah, like a chinchilla. chinchillas aren't made of rocks. ah, you say that, but i mean, have you ever actually looked inside of a chinchilla? no, i've never seen inside of one. well, there you go. what kind of stuff's in there for you? i mean, it could be rocks, that's all i'm saying.
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9658.840
like you go into a room, there's like a bunch of like animals that you need to kill. alright. that sounds like a horrible game. you guys right? this one, we got a new objective and this is extra difficult. it's difficulty 2 instead of difficulty 1. zoo, zoo slaughter x. difficulty 2 is very easy. alright! forced, i think? no, is it forced? is it forced? it might be forced. gauntlet. hatred. starcraft 2.
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10252.860
yeah, fucking china. they already have clownfish, so yeah, why not? china's always trying to clone shit. i mean, it's like, yeah, let's not have animals go extinct, but... has man gone too far? yeah, but without china we wouldn't have had the smash hit multiplicity. like, eaten. is that true?
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3285.120
it's whole body is just a tube designed to suck in animals and then kill them in a pinch. and then you realize it's a simplified version of our own digestive tract. people will watch like under the skin with scarlett johansson and be like, whoa that's creepy. yo, snakes do that! they like lay in the grass, capture their prey, and then just fucking wreck them in a pit of acid. we're a walking pit of acid.
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2467.240
i'm trying to think i don't have any like animals you ever broken a bone nick. no, i've never yeah i feel like i'm learning so much about you you we spend so much time together weekly but we never talk you know ever talk about our medical history for some reason i've also never broken a bone
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i'm hoping it's gonna turn into liquid soon, and then i don't have to bother. is that what you hope for? animals turn to liquid eventually every time. you think so? have you seen us as a species? we all turn to liquid too. have you seen up though? it was transcendent.
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8841.920
this is, i wish i could speak in text for this big quotation marks around people. wow. yes, they're actually foreign animals. i'm just saying, you know, one or two people do it. that doesn't make anything for people. i mean, honestly, it makes a lot of sense. i mean, part of the reason that you make let's plays on youtube is the audience, right? it's like a big viewer base. right, and there's a lot of people on pornhub that are looking for video game content. yep.
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10639.000
i don't know why. alright, hit b. viewing is cheating. potatoes are a root. alright, i forgot vegetables don't have roots, you know? when you grow them, the vegetables are animals. and all vegetables are fruit. you gotta hit b? no.
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