Quotes about “Andy Griffith”
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and like the last one i watched was with opie's daughter and it's all about social credit. oh, okay. yeah. yeah. i mean that one's bryce dallas howard. yeah. which that one's you're like, okay. like i get the point. by the way, how old are you? opie's daughter. you're making a happy days reference. this show came out in like 1981 or something. opie's daughter. opie is actually from the andy griffith show, which was produced in the fifties. all right, here we go.
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2479.06
it's, i'm just gonna tell you just to save some time here. it's andy griffith. you know? i would never in my entire life have thought that that andy griffith would make it onto my wife's like spotify wrapped. but she was like, i like this guy. is he still alive?
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and then i said, no, i'm pretty sure he died in the 70s. and then i looked it up and it turns out he died in like 2012. so i was also pretty off on how old andy griffith is, but holy cow, that's kind of nasty with it. did also like, you know how google has like the ai generated people also search for this when you google somebody. the andy griffith ones were like insane. the top one was like, oh,
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the top one was like how long was andy griffith dead before they buried him. i was like i don't really see how that's relevant but it turns out that he was buried like four hours after you died or something like that. and then number two was like who inherited andy griffith's money. and then number three was who was andy griffith when he died which i don't even like understand the question.
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599.16
okay, well it would be nice to store some stuff i suppose but for now we'll just read the book and my ass will be sailing away i guess. i guess like a dock there and i won't go crazy. you know what i'm talking about? just enjoying life on the waves here. can i handle this? we're gonna have like a wilson moment. dmca andy. you mean andy griffith? i think i'm in trouble lads. oh no no no no no. if you didn't know what a whale was
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i can't resist because the first one is like, what the fuck are you? are you gravity falls? let's go! this is the andy griffith show. this is home in oh damn it! watch out! he's got a freaking knife in his head! this is sesame street. this is the animaniacs. this is the x files. this is the x files. this is twin peaks. this is... i pass. i gotta pass this one. i don't know.
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cortney. everybody loves raymond until death. garrett. there's brad garrett. seinfeld and the new adventures of old christine. julia louis dreyfuss. freaks and geeks in how i met your mother. yes. jason segel. taxi and who's the boss. danza. roseanne and the big bang theory. what? what? johnny galecki. the andy griffith show and happy days. ron howard.
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cuz it's where we getting, i don't know why i phrased it like that. it's where we're getting chocolate. you do a line and i'll do a line now honey. you do a line and i'll do a line now babe. you do a line and i'll get a pole. we'll go right down to the fishing hole. you do a line and i'll do a line now honey. you guys like andy griffith? trying to skunk me, i'd rather skunk you. not really. we get a lot of andy griffith in the car cuz he usually comes on like right after
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it was in 2004, the sierra era. i thought it was the whistle song. i had it backwards my head. it's not the whistle song, nick. it's not the whistle song. we're not getting the tears, are we? that's the andy griffith theme song. that was not piercing shots. when you said it was piercing shots, you freaked me out. spectral tears? what do we care about spectral tears? i like them. they're really bad and they make it worse.
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3338.70
you think i don't have a counter pick? i really thought eliza dushku was in serenity. apparently it's just nectar rose. waitress, okay. nathan fillion. yeah, i don't want to do this. what movie has keri russell been in, man? andy griffith, cheryl hines. andy griffith? all right. castle, the movie. i'm going to be honest with you. i don't know shit that nathan fillion has been in apart from serenity.
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3379.06
i don't know shit that keri russell's been in. andy griffith directed by adrian. cheryl hines is from, i gotta skip you bro, you gotta get me out of this. note to self, nathan fillion into waitress. okay, holy, that's tough. guardians of the galaxy volume three, we gotta get out of here. i know exactly where i wanna go. we go like the expendables via sylvester stallone and then we try to lose you and stop or my mom will shoot.
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opie's daughter. opie's actually from the andy griffith show which was produced in the 50s. all right, here we go. yeah, there was a lad on the other side of this one. he's grappling up to this bridge right here. grapple that bridge. i've broken his shield. there's a bush as well. i got one of those as well. i should send it down there. honestly, i was landing some shots. see them way back? these are apollo shots though. this is like shooting into the labyrinth. i'm kind of more of an open field sort of guy. more of a cqc kind of guy.
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1474.40
q for boomer matches. like in the q, it should ask you a trivia question that's like, who played barney fife on the andy griffith show? if you answer it correctly in five seconds so that you can't google it, then they put you in a q with other people who answered it correctly and you can all have fun instead of just getting shit on. because correct, it's don knotts. welcome, you're in my tier. you and me would have a great time playing rumbleverse, i think.
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