Quotes about “And that isn't horror to you”
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820.32
disconnect huge thank you that in st. patrick's day might as well just not even be on the calendar couldn't agree with you more this man made his fortune playing eldritch horror strategy games and has the gall to insult halloween like halloween isn't even about being scary anymore dude it's about being sexy yeah yeah sexy chocolate yeah
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252.56
we're still here so we can relax and just that was all an act. i was just uh, i was just putting on a reaction there i wasn't actually scared of this, you know 2d indie game that isn't even designed to be a horror game but still sometimes taking us it takes me by surprise that's what you know, i can sit here and say oh i don't do you know scare cam horror games because i want to aspire to the medium to be a little bit better than that, right? like but that would just be totally on my own asshole the reason i don't play games like amnesia and stuff like that is
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as well it should. as above, so below. isn't that the name of like some shitty horror movie? i don't want to insult the people who spent, you know, a year working on it. it came out in february, so it's probably not a good sign. now if you could just say thank you over on that side of the map, that's good news for me. magic mushroom was the payout that i wanted to see in the world. and i'm actually, i was gonna say it, you're not gonna believe me, but i was gonna say krampus fight would be awesome here.
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499.72
well, we want to play it. excuse me. i've been they blocked me from playing a fantasy. that's fine. legally blonde 2, red, white and blonde isn't my fantasy. it's probably somebody's fantasy, but reese doesn't do fantasy. yeah, she does do science fiction, though. do you hear her pimping all the crypto in 2021? legally blonde 1? the director of long legs plays a nerd in this movie. it's a horror movie, but i got to do something. that's oz perkins, bro. that's oz perkins. educate yourself. not all jubilians or pacifists, ok?
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3881.90
and then you fall through that one and jump to the right. needle has been moved, everything is under control. even if it's out of control, it's under control. can we play the quiet game? absolutely not. first off, the quiet game, isn't that like a blumhouse horror movie? they got the quiet game truth or dare, etc, etc. i'm being very, very sincere when i say, to carry a perfect record is a burden, heavier than any of my competitors have ever had to carry so far.
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93.56
this isn't a horror game, is it? five no smoking signs, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. i gotta say i'm loving the chunky physics so far. that one, i'm gonna give you a little bit of mercy, okay? because like i know that i wouldn't want this to happen to me. excuse me? that doesn't seem right. what?!
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1451.10
we want the item! even though we got curse of the blind, we want the item. and we could have re rolled it into a one heart item like sister maggie. thank god we got sister maggie, right? so, we're not gonna be able to get much out of, uh, horror babylon. but ceremonial robes is nice. and of course, lord of the pit is great as well. why am i exploring the rest of the floor? this isn't like you, northernlion. that's true! i'm looking for a curse room. because this might be one of our last chances to become guppy. oh, that's pretty nice as well.
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715.18
you know she impressed me, she beat layers of fear, the jump scary kind of psychological horror game. ooh yeah, we'll take shoop the woop for sure here. and wasn't really that spooked, but the forest, that game isn't necessarily scary, it's extremely startling though. i get startled all the time playing that. definitely bff, maybe is not immediately incredible for us here, but may get to that point in the future.
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they, you gotta hand it to them. they did a great job. they showed all their support. i would not have thought that a josh hutcherson, matthew lillard horror movie could open to $80 million in 2023. and clearly i'm the one that was wrong. like the numbers don't lie. isn't $80 million kind of low? what the hell? kevin feige in the chat?
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953.760
it's not about spearfishing. it should be, that'd be a great movie. yeah, why isn't it about spearfishing? there's a lot of horror elements in that. dude, imagine ghost whales. how fucking horrible. i saw ghost ship, that was pretty cool. whales have to be better. have you seen ghost ship? yeah, they cut everybody in half and then the movie ends. that's the whole thing. yeah, they have the piano wire, i remember. and then the movie ends. alright, i believe it. i mean, i don't know enough about ghost ship to prove it otherwise, so... well, that's unfortunate. you should watch it and then you'd know more.
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