Quotes about “An oil man”
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1604.620
you don't have to be a genius to drill for oil, but you have to be a genius to be an astronaut. so you're like, you'd be stupid to think it's easier to be an astronaut than an oil driller. but when you watch the movie, the only space stuff they do is sit in a chair and get shot in a rocket. they didn't have to learn shit, man. 99% of their job was drilling the oil. i would rather send up expert oil drillers than expert astronauts.
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2946.42
what? if you got an oil fire, you gotta pour mayonnaise on it in order to snuff it out. is that how that works? that's what i was told. mandy, it's oil. yeah, but it's like a glue. no, you can't like mayonnaise on fire. come on, man. i'm at it. i got no water juice. yeah, no, i know the sink is right in between. that's what i was trying to get to. you can't pick me up? oh, hey. hi.
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674.52
alright, i guess we didn't need the... we didn't need all the setup there, but we'll take that. we'll certainly take a frag grenade. oh man. could have been worse, man. could have been worse. can we get a group on me, please? thank you. it was a little evil. i don't think we handled our engagement like our initiation as well as we could have, but that's okay. next time maybe. we should have set up an oil spill instead. oh, a flash bomb! okay. hello.
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you did. yeah. this is some american. no, man. po po is just like fragrant a mix of fragrant shit. it's like the worst smell on earth. but there's a brand spray. it's like an oil. so you spray on top of the toilet water. and then when you put through the oil, that's under. and it's cool. that's a different thing, man. it is. that's not what that is.
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351.02
all you need is good damage, man. if you had good damage and like a strong play, maybe a little bit of luck at the start as well, that's gonna do a ton for you. i mean, the situation we're in right now, we got pretty lucky to get some awesome items, but we didn't really ball out of control with any pickups, with the possible exception of the cancer trinket. and, you know, depending on how you feel about synth oil, it's a great item. is it like, you know, bomb status? like it's... it's an incredible pickup? i think it's debatable. i think it could be up there though. um...
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just you cut up a potato put it in the air fryer good to go man yeah, but it's not as good as mcdonald's fries better actually no it's not come on i if i if i if i you're like mouth make me the best french fries you can i'm freaking loading up on that peanut oil i'm rinsing those and letting them sit in an ice bath. i'm double okay. that's like it's like $80 in labor though i
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1154.48
cause i know i've seen crystals before. i need to make an atomic reconstructor. i think that to make canola oil, that seems unlikely. no, to make the thing. that just doesn't seem right. can i get a couple of backpacks, ryan? oh, atomic reconstructor makes crystals. i'm not making you any backpacks. that's messed up, man. if you asked me to make you a buck puck, i'd make you one. then go make me a backpack and i'll give it to you. but i already asked you for one. that's not how that works, probably. all right.
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if they're good, you have to give them the buff of growing. because i just, it seems pick me. you can do whatever you want and it's not that serious. it just seems a little pick me when you're like a kid in the vancouver area and you're like, i root for the bruins because my dad's a bruins fan. that's pick me. i'm sorry. you can, and it might seem like oil and water. you can be canucks one, bruins two. but you can't just inherit a piecemeal. no man is an island. you read defector, probably.
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1842.88
you got to put it on like a three or a four slot. you guys should just take the portal. this circle is here. yeah, i'm sorry. this guy's got his oil lantern out. it's so good. i'm out. what are you there's a portal right next to you! i don't know man, i guess i'll i think i got a baby zit zips. it's like an inch away from the door. wait, did you not get out? holy cow. no.
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3880.120
it's like a high grade shit on a shingle, man. i don't know. walnuts, olive oil, vinegar. it looks... it looks turkish. i'm seeing goat cheese. i'm seeing tomatoes. an emphasis on the greens. okay. european. it could be greece. chevre chaud. i mean, it's french. is it just france? okay. it's kind of... turkey... i mean, i get there using, like,
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